Author Topic: Kacey of Lushescorts - Birmingham  (Read 2964 times)

achilles

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Had an hour’s outcall with Kacey at £120. Photos seem very accurate, no tattoos or piercings.

Communication: 9/10 – Tried to email them to inquire about what services a couple of the girls did but got no reply. It was obvious after speaking with them that they had no intention of replying, so forget about emailing them. After speaking with them everything was really good, arranged the meet and was phoned up 5 minutes before the allocated time to say that Kacey was on her way.

Meeting: 6/10 – Kacey arrived but was parked for a few minutes outside the house sorting herself out. Anyway she came in and immediately said that she was bursting for a pee, so I directed her to the bathroom. She seemed to be taking forever so I came back downstairs as the dog was barking. After a few minutes she called from the top of the stairs and I went back upstairs. She apologised and we went into the bedroom whereupon I gave her the money. After stashing the money she then proceeded to tell me all the things she does and doesn’t do. NO list, cim, 69, just doesn’t like it, owo, only with regular clients, fingering as people can’t do it properly. This went on for a few minutes as I explained that it would have been easier if lush had told me when I asked them but Kacey said they couldn’t do that as I was just paying for her time nothing else as that’s the law. At this point in time, Kacey said she needed the loo again as it was an energy drink she had just drank, so off she went again. When she came back after a few more minutes, she could sense that I wasn’t happy. At this point if I could have had my money back I would have done but it was obvious that it had gone. I tried to explain that I expected it to be a little more spontaneous but Kacey was adamant that she had been in this business for a few years and this is the way its done! To lower the tension we chatted about mundane things and by this time half an hour had gone! Realising this we started some light DFK, tried to remove her clothes but she had to do this as her trousers were absolutely skin tight, her top was fastened under her crotch, her bra was front fastening but looked like a sports bra and her high heels which had an intricate way of lacing to her ankles, however we got there. Tried to kiss and lick her body as she had turned her neck away when I tried to kiss that and she informed me that I couldn’t lick her as she had just got a spray tan and she would go all blotchy.  So after a bit of attention on her tits, which she again complained of either tickling her or soreness, I gave her some oral, which she seemed to enjoy. She suggested that we swapped positions and she proceeded to try and put a condom on me. This proved difficult, as she said I was big, after a bit of this Kacey took the condom off and gave me OWO, insisting any precum or cim was not allowed. At this Kacey was superb, deep throating and gagging herself, after some of this she asked what I wanted to do and I said I would like to fuck her but she thought I wasn’t hard enough and the condom wouldn’t fit which in fairness didn’t so another one was discarded. So we went back to OWO, which was superb but I was so worried about coming in her mouth that I was stopping myself, anyway her phone buzzed and the 2 minute marker was reached, at that point I said just use your hand which she did making sure that she got nothing on her (protecting her spray tan) and everything on me. We proceeded to the different bathrooms to tidy up and she got her clothes on and realised that she didn’t have time to put her shoes on and left the house with a peck on each cheek and her shoes in her hands. 

Positives:
Excellent communication from agency.
Good looking lady, superbly dressed but totally impractical for a punt (even she admitted to this)!
Superb body.
OWO was superb, first time that someone has performed really deepthroat on me.
No tattoos or piercings.
English.

Negatives:
Very talkative (basically all the time) and forthright, to be honest could be positive depending on your perspective.
Kissing, it was okay, with some tongue interaction but nothing to write home about.
A day later and I still have brown hands, even with all the scrubbing!
Spray tan all over the bed sheets which had to be washed, luckily it seems to have come off.

Overall:
This is really awkward to rate, she has good feedback and I can honestly see someone else rating her highly, very highly if you get the OWO, but this was a really bad day at the office and I can only rate her on what happened. Having a spray tan done just before going out ‘working’ for the night was not clever, dressing as she did was ridiculous, for a night out on the town absolutely fantastic. I was the first one for the night and she was working till 7.00 the next morning, personally I don’t see how you can give your best under those circumstances and it was obvious that she was pacing herself. Another one that was not overly keen for me to fuck her and it is becoming a bit of a theme, as Kacey said everyone who thinks they are big aren’t and everyone who thinks they aren’t big (i.e. me) are! This has been mentioned before and I know that I have problems with condoms as they do cut off the circulation, if they fit! However If Kacey had offered OWO with CIM, I would have been perfectly happy, without any fucking. Would I book her again, the answer is no but I am giving her a neutral rating as I am certain that she is better than this and she certainly thinks she is!

Final Score: 7/10
   

Offline BustaNut

There is no way in hell that is a neutral!! That's a negative every day of the week.

Offline Juankerr

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There is no way in hell that is a neutral!! That's a negative every day of the week.
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A negative would be generous for that.

Achilles NEVER take any notice of Feedback on an agency website, its all bollocks.

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Achilles NEVER take any notice of Feedback on an agency website, its all bollocks.

^^ Haha this , I left some feedback this week at an agency and they edited the fuck out of it.

Anyway thx for the review seems another disappointing agency , thats a couple of neutrals Lush has gotten on the forum. I was thinking of booking Cameron from Lush this month but I think I will skip it.
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achilles

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You are all probably right about it being a negative but I sometimes think I am being too picky and what do I expect, therefore I try to be very objective about the whole experience.  :(

Offline freddiej

There is no way in hell that is a neutral!! That's a negative every day of the week.

+1 with bells on it!

Offline Punjabi

Archilles did you report this feedback back to Lush at all.

Gosh how much tan did She have on that's not a descreet escort if she's leaving brown tan around in bed sheets and hands might be worth reporting that back to lush.

I have seen loads of girls at Lush and before making a booking I make a note of what they offer and what they don't and then when I meet the girl I then double check what's on offer and any discrepancies then I raise these direct with the agency.


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^^ Haha this , I left some feedback this week at an agency and they edited the fuck out of it.
Which is why it should be taken with a large pinch of salt.

Offline sjm79

You didn't get to fuck her and didn't get to CIM as a consolation? Definitely a negative!

If standard condoms are too small for you it might be worth supplying your own in future

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Ah yes, that tan of hers. Could write a poem on how sensitive she was about it.

achilles

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Archilles did you report this feedback back to Lush at all.

Gosh how much tan did She have on that's not a descreet escort if she's leaving brown tan around in bed sheets and hands might be worth reporting that back to lush.

I have seen loads of girls at Lush and before making a booking I make a note of what they offer and what they don't and then when I meet the girl I then double check what's on offer and any discrepancies then I raise these direct with the agency.

I thought of reporting back to Lush but basically they aren't going to be bothered, it would be a waste of time, 'water of a ducks back' springs to mind!

Thats the point they purposely don't put on the site what they offer and when I inquired they ignored me!

achilles

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You didn't get to fuck her and didn't get to CIM as a consolation? Definitely a negative!

If standard condoms are too small for you it might be worth supplying your own in future

I have seriously thought about this but I don't think the girl in question would go for it, has anybody else tried this approach.

Offline Trevor12

It's a bit double standards of Lush to put 'Anal Sub' under the names of some of their girls, then refuse a likes list for legal reasons  :wacko: All they need is a 'payment is for time' etc disclaimer.

They use a number of incall locations accross Birmingham, but won't tell you which one in particular the girl you want to book (or have booked) is at until the day of the punt, which is another annoying thing about the agency.

Offline BustaNut

I have seriously thought about this but I don't think the girl in question would go for it, has anybody else tried this approach.


Supplying my own condoms? Yes, I used to buy a large pack of skyns and take them to bookings. Never got refused. A couple of times the w/g tried to keep the box - at £12 a box I politely asked for them back!