Berlin fun

[Steve2]

Day one

Anni-Porsche.de

Fuck me it was quiet. Seemed like a 121 with free beer

Turned up at 11am and just me and a mate  and 2 girls. After 1/2 hr another guy turned up. He left after a while. Back to 2. Stayed like this all afternoon with new girls arriving and ones leaving till about 6pm when a few more guys turned up. We left about 7pm with 2 girls there and maybe 6 guys.

All in £55 with free beer too. Dinner calls so will report back tomorrow

 

[JV547845]

Excellent.

[Steely Dan]

Result!

[Steve2]

Had dinner and beer then went to sex kino over the road from hotel . 20 Euros to get in , 4 couples but almost zero action. A few beers and off to bed. The dinner was the highlight of the evening

 

[Jerboa]

Had dinner and beer then went to sex kino over the road from hotel . 20 Euros to get in , 4 couples but almost zero action. A few beers and off to bed. The dinner was the highlight of the evening

 

So 4 couples in the kino, but none played? To those who don't know, a sex kino is a porno cinema where you can go to watch a film, but also shag some game sluts.

[Steve2]

They played, but unfortunately only on their own.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Day one

Anni-Porsche.de

Fuck me it was quiet. Seemed like a 121 with free beer

Turned up at 11am and just me and a mate  and 2 girls. After 1/2 hr another guy turned up. He left after a while. Back to 2. Stayed like this all afternoon with new girls arriving and ones leaving till about 6pm when a few more guys turned up. We left about 7pm with 2 girls there and maybe 6 guys.

All in £55 with free beer too. Dinner calls so will report back tomorrow

 

Sounds great Steve  - £55 for 8 hours 

Can you tell us a bit more about how many girls came along in all, how many good looking or not and how many you got to party with when you get a mo 

Sorry to hear Kino was not as good.

Enjoy the rest of your trip - guessing you are off to Insomnia tonight  ?

[Steve2]

There had been 8 by the time we left. I got to play with 7.

Most were maybe a 6/7 on a scale of 10

The sexkino was an ok setup, just no fun for the boys. Ok for voyeurs and could be excellent on the right night. Nice bar area and lots of rooms and maybe 5 different porn films playing in different rooms.

Yes tonight is Insomnia

 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Thanks Steve, very helpful. 

Hope you enjoy Insomnia as much this time as last, if not more.

 

[Steve2]

Www.erlebniskino47.de

Is the sex kino

We will try and enjoy Insomnia Mr B

 

[Jerboa]

Enjoy Insomnia Steve, as for me, I'm sat in a soi 6 bar having the first of the day.

[brandc]

Day one

Anni-Porsche.de

Fuck me it was quiet. Seemed like a 121 with free beer

Turned up at 11am and just me and a mate  and 2 girls. After 1/2 hr another guy turned up. He left after a while. Back to 2. Stayed like this all afternoon with new girls arriving and ones leaving till about 6pm when a few more guys turned up. We left about 7pm with 2 girls there and maybe 6 guys.

All in £55 with free beer too. Dinner calls so will report back tomorrow

 

how does it compare with airport girls please?

[char45]

Steve - which area of Berlin would you recommend staying in? I've only been once and was a bit out of the city, I'm thinking somewhere near the street action on Bulowstrasse - street isn't my thing but seemed to be well connected? Cheers charly

[LL]

Blimey Steve - that's definitely VFM!
Your thread has inspired me to write down my own experiences in Budapest, Hungary which were also good value.  Makes you think about how much extra we're having to pay in London doesn't it?

[Steve2]

how does it compare with airport girls please?

Anni Porsche is a party. Airport girls is a flat rate brothel so totally different

[Steve2]

Steve - which area of Berlin would you recommend staying in? I've only been once and was a bit out of the city, I'm thinking somewhere near the street action on Bulowstrasse - street isn't my thing but seemed to be well connected? Cheers charly

Anywhere in Berlin is about a 30 minute metro ride or less so it's hard to recommend an area. Whatever looks good and suits your budget. We are staying in Marriensdorf this time and it is a fun area

[Steve2]

Enjoy Insomnia Steve, as for me, I'm sat in a soi 6 bar having the first of the day.

Jealous not

 

[adindas]

Blimey Steve - that's definitely VFM!
Your thread has inspired me to write down my own experiences in Budapest, Hungary which were also good value.  Makes you think about how much extra we're having to pay in London doesn't it?

I think 121 in London is already competitive enough. You could easily find a good looking quality WGs for £50.
Only that the party in London is a rip off ...Too little competition ....

[Jerboa]

I think 121 in London is already competitive enough. You could easily find a good looking quality WGs for £50.
Only that the party in London is a rip off ...Too little competition ....

Well I've said the same on ISG on the LMP thread in the past, there were a lot of fan boys on there, but I made the point that £160 for 2hrs was not vfm when I could get a cheap flight to Germany, as they say information is power.

[Steve2]

Day 2

After a morning of cultural indulgences we arrived bang on 2pm as they opened the doors

5 guys and just 1 girl. WTF. I was expecting better

The girl, Gosia from Poland was slim, blonde and loved fucking. A real cutie. Over the next 30 minutes 3 more arrived. Real fun to be had. A chubby German girl with boobs that were HUGE, 4 kg each apparently. 2 slim Bulgarians also cute.

Couples arrived and the fun continued.

By 6pm the place was heaving to the sounds of techno music, porn films and lots of people fucking, dancing and a couple of English guys drinking beer

Between 6 and 9 pm when we left more couples, single girls and a few guys arrived. The whole place was a fuckfest.

Totally drained we left about 9pm , 90 euros poorer but having had yet another amazing experience at External Link/Members Only

Back to our hotel and a quick foray to a local beer stube which was how pubs should be then a return to the sex kino over ther road from our hotel for a final visit to the best of German hospitality

 Back in the hotel now getting ready for day 3

 

[Jerboa]

You slut Steve, you've had more pussy than I've had, and I'm the biggest brothel town in the world!

[adindas]

I think 121 in London is already competitive enough. You could easily find a good looking quality WGs for £50.
Only that the party in London is a rip off ...Too little competition....

Sorry forget to say. I mean here £50 for half hour not an hour ….

Well I've said the same on ISG on the LMP thread in the past, there were a lot of fan boys on there, but I made the point that £160 for 2hrs was not vfm when I could get a cheap flight to Germany, as they say information is power.

That is the point. I could easily get three good looking young WGs on 121 basis in London for that price and do it on three different days.

LMP or TPC might be good for some people who could come 4-5 times within two hours. But imho for people who could not, it might mean they are actually subsidizing other people.

[JV547845]

Day 2

Nice one, sounds great.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Day 2

After a morning of cultural indulgences we arrived bang on 2pm as they opened the doors

5 guys and just 1 girl. WTF. I was expecting better

The girl, Gosia from Poland was slim, blonde and loved fucking. A real cutie. Over the next 30 minutes 3 more arrived. Real fun to be had. A chubby German girl with boobs that were HUGE, 4 kg each apparently. 2 slim Bulgarians also cute.

Couples arrived and the fun continued.

By 6pm the place was heaving to the sounds of techno music, porn films and lots of people fucking, dancing and a couple of English guys drinking beer

Between 6 and 9 pm when we left more couples, single girls and a few guys arrived. The whole place was a fuckfest.

Totally drained we left about 9pm , 90 euros poorer but having had yet another amazing experience at External Link/Members Only

Back to our hotel and a quick foray to a local beer stube which was how pubs should be then a return to the sex kino over ther road from our hotel for a final visit to the best of German hospitality

 Back in the hotel now getting ready for day 3

 

Excellent! Glad you had fun Steve 

Going to Berlin soon, so that's Sunday (at Insomnia) sorted.

Thanks for sharing. 

[Wanking]

Day 2

The girl, Gosia from Poland was slim, blonde and loved fucking. A real cutie. Over the next 30 minutes 3 more arrived. Real fun to be had. A chubby German girl with boobs that were HUGE, 4 kg each apparently. 2 slim Bulgarians also cute.

Great reporting there Steve,

Were the house girls doing BBBJ and allowing DATY?

[Steve2]

A short version of day 3

Leisurely breakfast in our hotel

S-Bahn to Airport girls

Arrived just after 11am

Thanks to the power of UK Punting , 3 of our members were already there

2 from OOP North and a guy from Copenhagen on a day trip!!!

It was busier than I have seen before but he who dares wins

Saw Cassie who I'd met before and invited her straight to a room which was a very good choice

Then maybe 4 more different ones , a 3 some with Cassie and my mate which turned into an extremely satisfying conclusion which definitely pushed her boundaries. She was loving it almost as much as we were

As we both had different flights home my mate left 1/2 hr before me so I filled the time with a session with Isabel, another cute Romanian who had been working i Spain. Very nice

Time to leave and I asked if they were still doing the dice challenge.

Throw a six and get half your money back. Yes of course we are

 

Guess what?

I threw a six

 

All in all a great finish to a perfect Berlin fun trip

And good to meet some other UK Punting members

You know who you are  

Glad that you were not dissapointed with my recommendations

 

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

RESULT!

Glad you still had the energy after Insomnia and Anni Porsche.

Thanks for sharing as ever.

[LL]

Throw a six and get half your money back. Yes of course we are

Fucking hell can you imagine if London prossies started doing that?
More like throw a six and get an extra wet-wipe!

[Steve2]

This is the view of Airport girls from the station at the Airport. The red house in the background

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[vt]

This is the view of Airport girls from the station at the Airport. The red house in the background

That's close...almost day-trippable! Cheers for the inspirational reports! 

[vt]

BTW, this looks to be the correct link for Insomnia in Berlin... 

External Link/Members Only

I wish we did have something like this in the UK...it does make London parties look poor VFM in comparison.

[Steve2]

BTW, this looks to be the correct link for Insomnia in Berlin... 

External Link/Members Only

I wish we did have something like this in the UK...it does make London parties look poor VFM in comparison.

The main thing is that it is LEGAL in Berlin so Insomnia have spent a very large amount of £££'s on the venue without the risk of losing it all if it were in London

The venue itself is HUGE, extremely well fitted out with great attention to details, very clean, good food, a well stocked bar and with a capacity of maybe 500? people. That will never happen in the UK unfortunately

As to Airport girls it is VERY do-able as a day trip

Luton flights leave at 6am, arrive at 0830. Gatwick leave 0640 and arrive 0930

Departures are 1650/ Luton and 1600/Gatwick to return home

Job done

 

[adindas]

The main thing is that it is LEGAL in Berlin so Insomnia have spent a very large amount of £££'s on the venue without the risk of losing it all if it were in London

The venue itself is HUGE, extremely well fitted out with great attention to details, very clean, good food, a well stocked bar and with a capacity of maybe 500? people. That will never happen in the UK unfortunately

As to Airport girls it is VERY do-able as a day trip

Luton flights leave at 6am, arrive at 0830. Gatwick leave 0640 and arrive 0930

Departures are 1650/ Luton and 1600/Gatwick to return home

Job done

 

Another option with Ryan Air from London Stansted
Outbound Flight with FR8542: Dep: 06:30   Arr : 09:30
Inbound Flight with EITHER FR8547    Dep 17:05   Arr: 18:05    OR FR8545    Dep: 22:10   Arr: 23:10
The fare (depend on the date and time) could be as low as £19.99 (inc tax) one way …
Transport to Airport:
London Stratford to London Stansted –with Terra Vision Bus £11 return
They also have a locker which could fit a Medium size rucksack or Small Suitcase.

Possible Total Cost:
Flight 2 X £19.99 = £39.98
Return local Transport to Stansted Airport: £11.00
Airport Girl EUR 60 = £44.00 (for six hours with 5-8 girls, some of them are stunners)
POSSIBLE TOTAL COST = £39.98 + £44.00 = £83.98

In Berlin: No need for local transport as you could just walk to the Venue.
JOB DONE for £83.98 with  5-8 girls, some of them are stunners.

Compare it to what you will get with this money in London. Also keep in mind the airport girl scene is 121 (not Gang Bang)

[Peterpack]

Steve is insomnia a nightclub with sexual activities ?

or is it a pure flatrate brothel ?

[Wanking]

Steve is insomnia a nightclub with sexual activities ?

or is it a pure flatrate brothel ?

Peterpack, its a Swingersclub that have hired in Women on certain days, with Thursday being the day with the biggest number of house ladies.

[adindas]

Great reporting there Steve,

Were the house girls doing BBBJ and allowing DATY?

Wellcome to the UKP Wanking.
For those who do not know. Wanking is a well known a respected member and major contributor in ISG ...

[Wanking]

Wellcome to the UKP Wanking.
For those who do not know. Wanking is a well known a respected member and major contributor in ISG ...

Cheers mate,
felt I needed to expand my horizons with ISG gone so dead these days..

[Steve2]

Great reporting there Steve,

Were the house girls doing BBBJ and allowing DATY?

Welcome W

Most were doing BBBJ , but didn't see any DATY this time

[Jerboa]

Cheers mate,
felt I needed to expand my horizons with ISG gone so dead these days..

Yes welcome to the board Wanking, you're right ISG has gone a bit quiet.

[Wanking]

Thanks Guys...

[fredpunter]

In case anyone is interested, got a thing from groupon today, flights and two nights hotel in Berlin for 89 quid. I think you have to be a little flexible about dates so not suitable for me but may suit someone.

[LL]

In case anyone is interested, got a thing from groupon today, flights and two nights hotel in Berlin for 89 quid. I think you have to be a little flexible about dates so not suitable for me but may suit someone.

Great deal.
Or we could charter a plane for a ukpunting sex-tourism trip!

[Steve2]

In case anyone is interested, got a thing from groupon today, flights and two nights hotel in Berlin for 89 quid. I think you have to be a little flexible about dates so not suitable for me but may suit someone.

Good spot Fred but I think it is per person, based on 2 sharing a room. That works out virtually the same as we paid last week IF we had a room between us. As it was the hotel was £40/night each for separate rooms and the flights about £55 return

[adindas]

Great deal.
Or we could charter a plane for a ukpunting sex-tourism trip!

Well it could be good but it could also be bad idea LL 
It will depend on how the market reponse.

Riding a Prossie looks like similar to riding an Airplane ....
When there are a lot of people demanding to be put at the same flight the price will start to hike. It is not possible to get a £19.99 flight anymore as this price is only limited to a few passengers.
Similarly to riding a Prossie, the minute they become popular so in demand, they will increse their price ...

[Wanking]

Here is my opinion on 3 flatrate places in Berlin that I have visited several times.

Insomnia Thursday gangbang
Yes plenty of real active Swingers turn up but not until the evening mostly in my experience. The house girls there used to be great with most doing bbbj and daty but that seems to have decreased. Last time I was there in March 2014 only one allowed DATY, and one other did BBBJ.

Swinger oase zweisplat
The Wednesday 70 euro party is good, but there are only 4 house women. 2 start at 11 am to about 7pm and the others do 4 to midnight, so there is only a few hours when all 4 are together. They seem genuinely horny mostly, with Moni being a true nymph who really loves a good rimming. Very laid back there with mostly older blokes,  many of whom aren't very active so its easy to get in on the house girl action. Also some of the house women fucked bareback in the jacuzzi despite a sign saying 'no sex in jacuzzi'. The swingers who come here seem less active than the insomnia ones. You get 8 hours for the 70 euro but I have stayed over 10 hours on occasion. Includes a small buffet and full bar, beer and spirits. Good value.

Erlebniswohnung
I dont particular like this place. Its an apartment rather than a a dedicated club. Biggest problem is too many men who are often very aggressive and too few women. Some of the women are FKK quality. Food is often very good but I wouldn't rush back.

I still want to try Annie Porsche, and maybe Airport girls on my next trip in 3 weeks. Does Annie Porsche have beer included??

Im also thinking about trying the Thursday evening party in Spurbar swingers, if I don't do Insomnia. its only 23 euro but drinks are extra and there are no house ladies. Anybody been?

[Wanking]

here is a Berlin flatrate and swingers map I did a few years ago..

External Link/Members Only

[adindas]

Here is my opinion on 3 flatrate places in Berlin that I have visited several times.

Insomnia Thursday gangbang
Yes plenty of real active Swingers turn up but not until the evening mostly in my experience. The house girls there used to be great with most doing bbbj and daty but that seems to have decreased. Last time I was there in March 2014 only one allowed DATY, and one other did BBBJ.

What is the chance of having sex with swinger couple if you are a single guy and average looking ...

Swinger oase zweisplat
The Wednesday 70 euro party is good, but there are only 4 house women. 2 start at 11 am to about 7pm and the others do 4 to midnight, so there is only a few hours when all 4 are together. They seem genuinely horny mostly, with Moni being a true nymph who really loves a good rimming. Very laid back there with mostly older blokes,  many of whom aren't very active so its easy to get in on the house girl action. Also some of the house women fucked bareback in the jacuzzi despite a sign saying 'no sex in jacuzzi'. The swingers who come here seem less active than the insomnia ones. You get 8 hours for the 70 euro but I have stayed over 10 hours on occasion. Includes a small buffet and full bar, beer and spirits. Good value.

What about the quality of house girls in in term of attractiveness, age, body ??

Erlebniswohnung
I dont particular like this place. Its an apartment rather than a a dedicated club. Biggest problem is too many men who are often very aggressive and too few women. Some of the women are FKK quality. Food is often very good but I wouldn't rush back.

I hate this place as well due to the reason you mention but however I hate it I am still coming back. I can not not resist due to the quality of line up ...

Indeed sometimes you will meet a few young blokes who are very aggressive, and come as a group of 2-3 people. These people ruined the party, blocking everybody. I was there a few weeks ago, It seems Musatafa has taken a good measure. The best time os on Sunday, less people, less young blokes. Try to avoid, Friday, Saturday where you will have more chance to meet aggresive young blokes

I still want to try Annie Porsche, and maybe Airport girls on my next trip in 3 weeks. Does Annie Porsche have beer included??

Yes beer, wine is included in AP.
Reserve the Airport Girl for your last day as this is 1to1 session, god to have this session after all of the bollocks are emptied in the GB parties.

Im also thinking about trying the Thursday evening party in Spurbar swingers, if I don't do Insomnia. its only 23 euro but drinks are extra and there are no house ladies. Anybody been?

Good if we could have someone  TOFTT. IMHO No house ladies you might be risking wasting your time and get nothing ...

[Wanking]

What is the chance of having sex with swinger couple if you are a single guy and average looking ...

What about the quality of house girls in in term of attractiveness, age, body ??

Many of those who share in Insomnia, tend to share with most guys there in my experience. Definitely the most active swingers I ever 'came across' hehe.

The zweisplat women are reasonably attractive, between 30 to 40. Not as hot as the Erlebnis women forsure.

Do the airport women up sell much??

[fredpunter]

Good spot Fred but I think it is per person, based on 2 sharing a room. That works out virtually the same as we paid last week IF we had a room between us. As it was the hotel was £40/night each for separate rooms and the flights about £55 return

Yes I think you are correct.

My Mrs is giving up work soon    my opportunities to go away on my own will be strictly limited once she is never at work .... I need to get organised in the very near future.

[Steve2]

Many of those who share in Insomnia, tend to share with most guys there in my experience. Definitely the most active swingers I ever 'came across' hehe. Exactly as I found

The zweisplat women are reasonably attractive, between 30 to 40. Last time I was there, for the Wednesday "mega gangbang" , only 1 chubby most of the day and a few couples who weren't into sharing

Do the airport women up sell much??  Never in 5 visits