One small step for Marty, one giant leap in his sexual achievements. This is the end result of my two hour session with the 8th wonder of the world called Lindsey.
I say small step because this achievement took just two hours from start to finish, but in reality it was a big struggle. I had to wait three long months to get to see Lindsey. But boy, was it worth it.
Before me, the likes of Password, Timstella, Horny Devil, Hendrix, Mr. Brightside and a few other legendary punters had already hoisted their flags on the peak of this Mount Everest of sex.
I was hoping that it was only a matter of time before I had my flag atop Everest too. My flagpole had already been rock hard for three months at the slightest thought of Lindsey, so the objective was just to reach the summit, with all the ecstasy on the way!
Mind you, this flagpole had been wanked a zillion times at the thought of Lindsey, and it had leaked plenty of pre-cum in the final week of anticipation and it had to be filled with a lot of pineapple juice before it was ready to be mounted!
Whether it took three months or three years, there was no way I was going to let my name be ignored from the honours board that contains a list of all those privileged ones before me that have enjoyed the delights of this 8th wonder of the world.
Mr. Password may be the Sir Edmund Hillary of this Everest of sex, but I am glad I am now in this distinguished club of punters that have had their punting passports stamped with Lindsey’s sex stamp. I now cannot wait to have the rest of my punting passport pages full of such stamps!
Yes, after three long months I was able to finally reach the base of Mount Everest. The wait was worse than all those earthquakes on the way to it. Climbing Everest was now a matter of just two hours, and what an enjoyable two hours these were for me. Something that I will remember until the day I die.
OK, now that I had trekked to the base of the Mount Everest of sex, it was how I climbed to its summit that is the subject of this review, so let me now recall the journey of my life.
My second priority is for all you guys to enjoy reading my review, and to put yourself in my shoes and see how your wet sex dream can also come true with patience and perseverance. A few tissues might be handy!
However, my first priority is for Lindsey to get that doxy out of her bag and to play with it whilst reading this review before she reaches orgasm and releases a burst of that pussy juice which I hope she will capture in a little jar and send it to me for me to play with and cherish. Lindsey, courier charges are on me for sending me that jar of juice from heaven!
Yes, Lindsey loves reading such explicit reviews as she told me she plays with herself whilst reading these. So my darling, this review is mainly for you. Enjoy and please do get seriously wet!
OK, I know the prelude to all this is quite long, so let’s get down to business. Here I go:
Three long months, and the wait is finally over. My frustrations as to not being able to see Lindsey reach a boiling point (as many of you already know!) and this angel from the sex skies decides to have mercy upon me by descending from paradise and granting me an hour's slot in two weeks’ time.
What followed during this time was a trailer of things to come. It was in the form of sexy text messages that would make my anxious wait feel even longer.
Now these text messages are not from templates that Lindsey would just copy and paste. No, these are tailor made text messages suited to the punter’s own individual tastes according to what he likes and what she wants to do with the punter. All customised texts! Perfect pre-punting scenario!
Being a dirty horny guy with a sex drive that has few limits, I mentioned to Lindsey some of my favourite fantasies and preferences. This is a sample of some of the text messages that I received from Lindsey in response to my utterly filthy messages:“So naughty Marty….I want you to spit on my tight little arse and stick your fingers up there. Then I’ll beg you to finger fuck my mouth so I can taste myself”.
I thought that was horny, but so selfish of Lindsey. How can Lindsey keep all that taste to herself? I don’t like selfish people, so I suggested to her that she save that arse juice for both of us to share, but not before she made it into a cocktail of arse juice, pussy juice and spit.
She replied "more than happy to oblige".
I told her that it was not my fingers but hers that I wanted to suck one by one in turn after they had explored her arse fully. She replied by saying “My fingers will be readily available for your licking pleasure”.
This instantly gave me a big boner, and I texted her to say one hour was not enough and I requested an hour and a half. She replied by saying “Of course, as long as you promise to dp me with my butt plug so we can then both lick and suck it clean together after..”.
Such filthy text messages continued intermittently until the day of the appointment.
So it was now the big day. As Lindsey only does outcalls, I left it to her to arrange for the location, which she did. She arrived there before I did. I was half an hour late due to problems finding parking but Lindsey was very considerate and forgiving.
Anyway, I reached the location and Lindsey opened the door for me. I don’t remember what she was wearing because I was too exhausted after a long run to the location, as well as being ultra horny.
Lindsey looked very cute and sexy. She has a very cute innocent face that masks the naughty girl that is inside.
Prior to my appointment and during the text exchanges, Lindsey was well aware that I was very keen on DFK, especially the wet messy type that involves a lot of saliva being fed into my thirsty mouth for me to play with and swallow.
As soon as I caught my breath back after finally reaching the location, Lindsey opened the door and she greeted me with a lovely passionate kiss. Her soft lips ensured that I stayed rock hard. She then commanded me to open my mouth, which I did, after which she slowly delivered two table spoon’s worth of saliva sexily into my mouth. I just loved it, and thirstily swallowed it down.
I then took a quick shower before having the most amazing two hours of my life. The plan was to come twice in the session.Round 1:
We started with plenty of French kissing that alternated between soft sensual kissing and full on deep wet messy sloppy kissing with Lindsey’s saliva everywhere on her face and mine.
It was part of the plan for both of us to lick and suck Lindsey’s butt plug and to suck it clean.
Unfortunately I could not find the butt plug anywhere near the bed for me to insert into Lindsey’s arse. I looked everywhere only to find it being already inserted inside Lindsey’s arse hole. Lindsey asked me to remove it, which I then did. My God, that butt plug must have weighed a tonne. Removing it took a few seconds as it was embedded deep inside her tight arse. I did remove it, and had a little sexy sniff at it before I licked one end of it. Lindsey moved her head down to lick the other end before our tongues met and we snogged deeply savouring that arse flavour mouth to mouth.
I told Lindsey, that I wanted to taste that arse directly, so I then rimmed her thoroughly. There are limits to how deep one can insert his tongue inside that glory hole, but I wanted to taste Lindsey’s arse juices from as high up her arse as possible as that would be more directly from the source. This was practically impossible with my tongue and her arse being so tight; so it was due to my filthy mind that I suggested to Lindsey that I fuck her arse deep enough to get the condom covered with Lindsey’s arse juices and then for Lindsey to suck my condom covered cock and lick up her arse juice from it to then share it with me via a sexy arse flavoured kiss, topped up with Lindsey’s spit. Lindsey duly obliged and I achieved what we wanted.
Lindsey’s pussy juice needed a similar treatment, so I suggested the same to Lindsey. I fucked her in two positions before getting her to suck my cock, lick off her pussy juice and then to mix it with her saliva to save it for me in her mouth to then drool it slowly into my mouth. Lindsey again obliged and I was happy to have been fed with Lindsey’s delicious and very sexy cocktail of saliva and pussy juice.
Lindsey then suggested that she fed me with some thicker pussy juice than before. For that to happen, she wanted to use her doxy device and climax. She then used the device by massaging her pussy with it. I was sucking her tits during this. 2-3 minutes later Lindsey came loud, and then stuck two fingers inside her pussy before feeding me with that divine thick love liquid of hers. I had already asked Lindsey to save at least half a mouthful of saliva before mixing it with that sexy pussy juice and feeding it to me. As I now already had Lindsey’s sticky thick pussy juice in my mouth, all that was needed was Lindsey’s spit topping to complete the tasty sexy mixture. Lindsey then slowly and erotically fed me with her saliva by drooling it into my mouth. I then showed her my mouthful of pussy juice and Lindsey’s saliva before gobbling it down and showing my empty mouth to her. The sight of this got Lindsey so horny that she now demanded that I fed her some of my own spit. I told Lindsey that this was fine but only after she fed me loads of her own spit. We were then both sitting on the bed as Lindsey passed a nice mouthful of her bubbly spit into my mouth. The transfer of Lindsey’s spit into my waiting mouth was deliberately slow and was at a slight distance so that the passing of her saliva into my mouth caused saliva streaks from her mouth to mine. What a sight!
I selfishly interrupted this process by smearing Lindsey’s spit all over my face. I did this twice, before we repeated the process; and this time all that yummy spit ended up in my mouth.
I did not immediately swallow Lindsey’s bubbly spit, but instead showed the spit filled contents of my mouth to Lindsey before gulping down everything in my mouth. Lindsey then demanded that she tasted my saliva. No girl has done this to me ever. That was an honour for me, so I accepted Lindsey’s offer and drooled my saliva into her open mouth. The moment my saliva touched her tongue and dribbled into her mouth, she was moaning with pleasure.
I then decided enough was enough and that it was time to get round one out of the way. In my filthy mind, I knew what to do, but I wanted to hear this from Lindsey. I was hoping that she came up with the dirty answer that was in my mind, and that was to ask her where she wanted me to come. Lindsey immediately said “In my mouth”.
I cheekily told Lindsey that I wanted to come in her mouth and arse at the same time, but I only had one cock, so this was impossible. Maybe she had any innovative ideas. Well, being a dirty girl, she did! Lindsey said “Why don’t you come inside my arse and then empty the contents of the condom over my tits?”. Just the answer I was hoping for!
I then fucked Lindsey’s tight arsehole until I exploded a week’s worth of cum inside the condom. Upon withdrawal, Lindsey then emptied the contents on her tits and massaged them with it, and from time to time scooped some cum into her mouth. That sight was so sexy that I joined in and used my fingers to feed her mouth with the remaining cum. I asked Lindsey to then mix my cum with her spit and share it via a spunky snowball with me, which she happily did.Round 2:
I felt exhausted after round one, so we spent the next few minutes chatting about various things. I was then hard again, so Lindsey sucked me and we then fucked. I also ate Lindsey’s delicious pussy which made me maintain my hard on. We fucked anally and vaginally; and whilst I was fucking her in mish with my cock inside her tight pussy, she intermittently fingered her arse, only to then withdraw her finger and feed it to me. Each time I would suck her finger hard and we would snog like crazy exchanging that yummy arse flavour. I told her to do this with each of her fingers. I wanted to taste her arse from each of her fingers and kiss her deeply with her arse flavour from each of her fingers. God, that was so much fun.
I also wanted to swallow down the the mixture of Lindsey's arse juice and spit but she wanted to be part of it too, so we agreed to snowball the cocktail. She positioned herself on top of me and drooled the filthy mixture into my mouth. I then added my spit to the mixture of her spit and arse juice and rolled over hugging her tightly so that I was now on top of her. I then drooled the mixture into her mouth. Lindsey then held it in her mouth, added a further helping of her own spit to it, and then rolled over whilst holding me tight so that she was now once again on top of me. Her mouth vertically above mine. I opened my mouth wide for her to drool that dirty sexy cocktail once again in my mouth for me to finally swallow.
Despite all this filth, I could not come whilst fucking Lindsey in mish, so I decided to wank myself while Lindsey would finger herself and then dip those anal flavoured fingers in my mouth. Before dipping them in my mouth, I would have her smear her fingers all over my face. This was enough to make me shoot more of my think white spunk, which I did over Lindsey’s butt. She then massaged her butt and her body with my spunk.
I was so glad to come for a second time. Lindsey confirmed that she would not have let me go without me coming for a second time. How sweet of her!
In the end, we chatted about her favourite movies, which also happened to be my favourites.Conclusion:
This has to be my best and filthiest encounter of all time.
The major problem now is to get a second booking with Lindsey. So far this is proving to be even more difficult as the first one.
I trust and hope that Lindsey will show me further mercy and will accommodate me again very soon, now that I have written this review which I trust would have given her at least one loud orgasm.