myky love xx (Northolt Park) - Bait n Switch

[LL]

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Here is the bait.  And who knew it was possible to get bait & switched 3 times at the same premises!
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OK, the profile looks a bit suspect but not completely infeasible.  The last two Romanian girls I've punted were just as hot, and the same price (cheaper actually).  Anyway, smart-looking flat (from the outside), a stone's-throw from Northolt Park rail station.  I had ventured out of the centre for another punting mission.  I'd phoned the number on this profile in advance and spoken to somebody to confirm services and all sounded OK.  Upon arrival then, the door was opened by a girl who looked nothing like the girl above.  She had bleached-blonde hair which was a mess - in her mid twenties but not very fit.  She lead me into a bedroom that looked like somewhere Stepto might catch forty winks.  Low bed with a filthy grey sheet (once white I assume) - deep wrinkles in it like it hadn't been taken off for a clean one in weeks.  There was stuff everywhere - it was a shithole.  As it became apparent that this girl was not just showing me in to meet the girl in the pic, I pulled my phone out of my pocket, showed her the above photo on it and said, "you're not the girl I have booked".  Immediately she leaves the room, closing the door behind her - "wait here, I'll go and get her".  In steps switcheroo number 2.  At least this one has brunette hair - but she's twice as old as the one before and even rougher.  As I approach the bedroom door to leave she stands in the way and pushes it closed.  I just laughed and moved around her, and opened the door.  I'm now told I will meet the girl in the pic!  So queue switch number 3.  This one actually looks nice.  She's young and slim - brown hair, pretty - but it's not the right girl.  I won't stay on principle.  I've learned that.  If it's bait n switch, it doesn't matter how good the switch is - get the fuck out of there.  Number 3 glances at the photo I would show for the last time. "Oh yes, I know that girl".  Yes, OK but she's not there - so I make for the front door and leave.

Just goes to show you that a verified profile on AW means fuck-all.  This one was only verified in the last couple of days.  The verification picture is visible and the girl in it is holding up a sign bearing the profile ID.  What's the betting that Romanians are now paying hot women in their homeland, who have no intention of whoring, to simply hold up a sign for a picture?

Not wanting to waste my journey, I scoured AW on my phone in search of a plan B - and then headed over to Wembley.  Review to follow.

[password02]

Well done for walking - B&S x3 must be a record!!

[Steve2]

Nice one LL. I'm normally out of the door after the 1st B&S, so well done for taking it to the highest level.

I hope you found the kebab shop nearby

[LL]

Thanks mate. I ended up seeing Heli baby in nearby Wembley. I found a nice kebab shop after that - it was cheap and quite good just like the punt

[Ben4454]

Never known a Romanian to attempt a bait and switch 3 times and then attempt to lock you up.

Hilarious.   

[PLeisure]

As I approach the bedroom door to leave she stands in the way and pushes it closed.

The fuck....... 

I really am fascinated by what level of intelligence these douchebags operate from. Hilarious..

[Stealthshagger]

Thanks for the review. I noticed when that profile was new that another appeared at the same time with similar, almost identical, pics of another woman. It appeared to be a conveyor belt operation, so who knows how many verified profiles they churn out.

[Type_O_Negative]

I would imagine B&S no4 would be Sergiei with baseball club 

[Bobdayley]

Well done for walking - B&S x3 must be a record!!

Well done for having the courage.

That what i call thinking with your brain not with your dick.
 

[NottsNylonLuvr]

  Hmm, the girl in the picture can't be much older than 14 imho 

( from where her feet are that must be the lower door hinge, so, not much taller than 4'8".
 Jaw not quite defined
 Watch lopsided, too big. )

[LL]

Hmm, the girl in the picture can't be much older than 14 imho 

( from where her feet are that must be the lower door hinge, so, not much taller than 4'8".
 Jaw not quite defined
 Watch lopsided, too big. )

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It's a verification picture and the profile was successfully verified - this means that she would have had to have also provided proof that she is an adult.  And I don't like you insinuating that I'm attracted to 14 year-olds.  You've not been here long.  Let me explain something to you.  Twats like you get banned for this kind of bollocks.

[leatherlover]

Well done for holding out against the fucks. Presumably they get little resistance from a proportion of punters hence they try with everyone. Cunts.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

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It's a verification picture and the profile was successfully verified - this means that she would have had to have also provided proof that she is an adult.  And I don't like you insinuating that I'm attracted to 14 year-olds.  You've not been here long.  Let me explain something to you.  Twats like you get banned for this kind of bollocks.

Not insinuating anything at all.
Just looking a little closer & that's what I see. Wouldn't put it past offshore EE pimps to try & use the sweetest looking girls they can use.

Like I said, not insinuating anything, so thanks for calling me a twat.

[NottsNylonLuvr]

Also, just spotted the coat rack by the upper hinge.
Could be 15, almost 16.

Close enough?

Anyone that disagrees with me, feel free.

[The_Don]

@ OP well done for walking    more punters need to do so

These W/G and pimps think, we only think, with what grow below      Its good show them that, its not always the case   

I would imagine B&S no4 would be Sergiei

Seen hit a few times and with a mate once

[shadowmoses]

Your reviews are awesome, LL - highly entertaining and very useful. Thanks for shining some light in London's murky underworld!

[king tarzan]

@ OP well done for walking    more punters need to do so

These W/G and pimps think, we only think, with what grow below      Its good show them that, its not always the case   


Seen hit a few times and with a mate once

this shit happens
We are entering a seedy world so expect seedy behaviour

[leatherlover]

When the rough bitch blocked your way, was it in an intimidating manner or playful manner?

[LL]

When the rough bitch blocked your way, was it in an intimidating manner or playful manner?

Blimey it was a long time ago. I've nailed lots of Romanians since then. Some good, some bad but not been in a comedy situation like this one since!  She was stern and assertive, hoping I would back down and just settle for her I think. In this situation they will try to make you think they have the upper-hand because you're on their turf, so to speak. However, almost always it's actually the other way around. In a typical setup - a flat in a block with a shared entrance, hallway and lobby - the girls won't actually want you to make a fuss and disturb the neighbours. They're on thin fucking ice as it is - likely in breach of their rental agreement so just trying to be discreet and keep a low profile. All it would take is a complaint to the landlord or maybe the local authority if the landlord didn't care - then they'd be out on the street.