I was torn whether this should be a positive review, or a neutral. Read and make your mind up.
Where do I start !!!
I've been feeling a little disheartened with my punting experience lately, not so much bad punts, just thinking to myself, I spend so much time and money on this hobby, I could really be achieving so much more elsewhere. I decided to go out with a blast and spend a little more than usual for my retirement punt and get my passport stamped by venturing out of Coventry.
When I saw that teencocktease was touring in Birmingham this weekend it was like fate, I had been watching her profile and trying to get to MK for a year, and now she was coming to me. I booked up.
Then I figured I would take a look on AW for a plan B and C, just incase I call her up to get instructions and get the run around. Whilst mooching I come across these girls offering a 1hr 4sum for £180 !!! Thats less than I was going to spend on Peaches for 1.5hrs.
I cancelled TCT and booked these 3.
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyThe girls work out of apartments on masshouse, very nice, easy to find etc, good parking. I understand they are from czech ?
On arrival, the girls all looked exactly as per their pictures, I would put all of them mid thirties (Older than I usually like my WG's to be), very friendly and accommodating. The girls were all happy to kiss each other and lick each others tits but there was no hardcore action between them.
Amanda has incredible tits (false), a good body and a pretty face. She lightly DFK's and has an incredibly nice shaven pussy. Her tits are exactly like Cov Katty. big and hard. Perhaps they had the same surgeon.
Lia has an even better, tighter body, with smaller tits. Again, light DFK, amazing little tight ass, and very tight pussy.
Tery has a good body, her age is showing and she is a little saggy, but she makes up for this with passion and deep DFK.
I jumped on the bed and what followed was a blur of bodies, licking, sucking and fucking. So you are now thinking, why the Neutral review. What didn't I like:
- Being asked to undress myself while they stash the cash. I find a lot of foreigners do this and it really annoys me. I would much rather we undressed each other whilst kissing instead of having to undress myself, do you stand there, sprawl on the bed in a sexy pose ? I find if the girl undresses me, I am rock hard instantly, if I undress myself and stand there like a plucked chicken, it takes a little longer.
- Having to swap condoms when swapping girls. This really ruined the flow of things and towards the end made me not actually want to swap girls. I had a vision in my head of 3 hot girls bent over in front of me and going back and forth along the line, a few strokes in each, porno style. What I actually ended up with was being ridden by one, kissed by another and my balls stroked by another, then all stop, swap condoms and they swap round
- All 3 girls had average oral skills. Don't get me wrong, a BJ from a size 8 tanned, false titted foreigner is always nice. But I dont think any of them would have made me cum from oral alone, and I cum from oral easily.
- I just didnt seem to have enough hands to do what I wanted. Again, in my head I would be shagging one, with her licking another out and one licking my balls and somebodys pussy at the same time. In reality, I came in mish, with the other 2 girls lying next to me playing with themselves.
Perhaps I had built the whole thing up in my head to much and was expecting a porno orgy.
- After cum number 1, I was massaged by all 6 hands but then out came the lube and my dick was covered in it before being furiously wanked off, I couldnt even see the hand moving it was so fast, this was quite off putting, and actually hurt quite a lot !! I took over for a little to get myself had again, but I dont enjoy stroking with lube.
- I wasted too much time on cum number 1 and ran out of time before cum number 2. I was given the 5 minute warning, and just thought to myself, im not really enjoying this as much as I thought, so got up and got dressed. HOW GAY AM I !!!
Would I return? Defiantly not for the 4some. I would have probably enjoyed 30 mins with each girl separately on consecutive days more. But even after that, I dont think I would see any of the girls again even on their own. It was a good experience, enjoyable even, but I came away thinking I should have spent that 180 quid elsewhere.
Should have stuck with Teencocktease. Safe to say, this will not be my retirement punt.