Lisa 7 ~ Kegworth

[Bangers and Gash]

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Location - 10/10
Facilities - 10/10

Looks - Carol Kirkwood-ish
Kissing - 6/10
OWO - 3/10
HJ - 2/10
Sex - 4/10
Overall - Uninspiring   
Return visit - No

[Turtle Z]

Now  there's a shocker! Did you just not click or did you think she'd been over rated?

She was on my hotlist so I'd like to know more?  From your summing up she is shit at oral and hand jobs and generally below par in the whole sexual arena?

Also you didn't score the tits?

[RedKettle]

I am very surprised - although we all have very different tastes and of course performance can vary day to day.

I tried to book her this week and there was a message that she was off ill so if your punt was yesterday or today that might explain a poor performance.

I had a great time with her and so long as you are OK with the more mature ladies I would have expected you to have enjoyed yourself.  Really sorry that you did not.

[Turtle Z]

I am very surprised - although we all have very different tastes and of course performance can vary day to day.

I tried to book her this week and there was a message that she was off ill so if your punt was yesterday or today that might explain a poor performance.

I had a great time with her and so long as you are OK with the more mature ladies I would have expected you to have enjoyed yourself.  Really sorry that you did not.

Yes but what illness could make you give a really shit hand job. carpal tunnel syndrome?

[leicesterdude]

Thanks for the review, Ive honestly never read a bad word about lisa 7, but hey, certainly makes me think of spending my money elsewhere.

[Bangers and Gash]

Now  there's a shocker! Did you just not click or did you think she'd been over rated?

She was on my hotlist so I'd like to know more?  From your summing up she is shit at oral and hand jobs and generally below par in the whole sexual arena?

A pro$$ie is having an off day should mean a day off for the pro$$ie, but she was super keen to take the money. Looking back, she did virtually nothing during the punt, and anything she did do was performed badly.... along with the annoying fake posh accent.  She's labelled me on AW as some kind of hideously evil rapist  (expect a hateful blog post soon) which just proves my comments as being 100% accurate. She's definitely got issues, hates her job and the punter's she screws.   

This was my worst punt of 2015, luckily later the same day I saw a reg' which turned out to be a cracker - so you win some, you lose some. 

[Turtle Z]

It is hard to ignore comments she has made on AW... She accuses you of 'hurting' her to the point where she had to ask you to stop? What does she mean by this? Did she ask you to stop doing anything in particular?   Also you mention issues with her hygiene that wasn't mentioned in your original review, what's that one about?

[Bangers and Gash]

It is hard to ignore comments she has made on AW... She accuses you of 'hurting' her to the point where she had to ask you to stop? What does she mean by this? Did she ask you to stop doing anything in particular?   Also you mention issues with her hygiene that wasn't mentioned in your original review, what's that one about?

Sadly, I get the feeling she suffers from aspergers and self loathing due to pro$$ying for so many years. Feel free to punt her if you like. Don't forget to do a review, but make sure it's a positive.... or else!

[Turtle Z]

Sadly, I get the feeling she suffers from aspergers and self loathing due to pro$$ying for so many years. Feel free to punt her if you like. Don't forget to do a review, but make sure it's a positive.... or else!

I am free to punt with her but your review has somewhat put me off. I am not questioning your review, I am simply wondering if she also has feminine hygiene problems and whether she made up the claims that you hurt her? For all I know you might have agreed to rough sex and then she decided she didn't like it. You've read my reviews so you know I am not in the game of giving a 'positive... or else!' I simply had a couple of perfectly legitimate questions that you don't seem to want to answer. If a WG is in the business of making up accusations that punters hurt her then that more than anything else would put me off making a booking.

[Bangers and Gash]

The only thing that's been hurt is her pride - lying and bitterness comes as standard with many sub-standard hoes. And anyway, why are you so quick to believe the word of a scorned pro$$ie who doesn't shower before seeing clients?

[Turtle Z]

The only thing that's been hurt is her pride - lying and bitterness comes as standard with many sub-standard hoes. And anyway, why are you so quick to believe the word of a scorned pro$$ie who doesn't shower before seeing clients?

Nice attempt at turning this one round on me but you're a little bit touchy in response to being asked a couple of simple questions. I believe the punter 95 times out of a hundred when it comes to reviews on here and the other 5% are usually down to different tastes or dare I say it, not all punters are perfect. All you had to say was that she didn't take a shower before you arrived and the only thing hurt was her pride. We got there in the end though. 

[Ben4454]

Could you go into more detail and why this was a negative? Was it that her performance was just lacking enthusiasm or was she just not good at giving blowjobs?

[RedKettle]

I did do a review and it was a positive - you seem to be implying that must have for some other reason than I had a dam good time?

She was clean when I saw her and technique was first class.

I have no doubt you did not enjoy it and you negative was justified - but equally so was my positive!!

[Turtle Z]

Could you go into more detail and why this was a negative? Was it that her performance was just lacking enthusiasm or was she just not good at giving blowjobs?

Does it matter now? We have a WG who appears to be making claims that she has been 'hurt' by punters. To my mind that means she is now a complete 'no go' area. We all had the cheesy cock comments after leaving a negative review but this is not far from claiming that she has been assaulted. I very much doubt that Bangers will ever get another booking with his current AW profile.

[Ben4454]

Does it matter now? We have a WG who appears to be making claims that she has been 'hurt' by punters. To my mind that means she is now a complete 'no go' area. We all had the cheesy cock comments after leaving a negative review but this is not far from claiming that she has been assaulted. I very much doubt that Bangers will ever get another booking with his current AW profile.

Again the feedback system has failed the punter. A prossie getting revenge for a negative left. Total disgrace. Kind of like a nuke all it does is create a stalemate. Punter loses opportunity to punt and prossie loses business. This is probably why we see so many positives on bad escorts. The punter is afraid of the reprocussions of leaving a negative.

[Turtle Z]

Again the feedback system has failed the punter. A prossie getting revenge for a negative left. Total disgrace. Kind of like a nuke all it does is create a stalemate. Punter loses opportunity to punt and prossie loses business. This is probably why we see so many positives on bad escorts. The punter is afraid of the reprocussions of leaving a negative.

I ain't afraid of leaving a negative but I wouldn't do it on AW. In fact I would never leave any sort of comment on AW. I use my AW profile very rarely and only if I want to see a girl who insists on you having AW feedback. Leave reviews here, try to book not using the AW system and try to keep UKP and AW identities separate.