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Author Topic: Lindsey, an astounding sexual odyssey over two nights!  (Read 7192 times)


64 review(s) for Lindsey_xxx (64 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline herbie007

Another great review ruined by one total fuckwit! Why bother?

I agree.

To me the beauty of UKP is bringing gems like Lindsey to my attention with great reviews like timstella’s and others before him, It sounds like he had a great time with a very horny and sexy looking girl, so I’m glad for him, it’s Just a shame it got derailed with a lot on nonsense for whatever reasons.

It won’t stop me from enjoying my time with her though, can't wait  :P

Offline Zeusthedoc

sorry who will insult me? a prostitute :D :D :D

Fucking hell - you're playing the holier than thou card??
Do you even know this prostitute?

I would say that anyone who look down on someone they know nothing about is a cunt. Prostitute or not. I don't necessarily know you, so I'll let you decide whether or not I'm calling you a cunt or not.

Offline ciscoxxx69

I agree.

To me the beauty of UKP is bringing gems like Lindsey to my attention with great reviews like timstella’s and others before him, It sounds like he had a great time with a very horny and sexy looking girl, so I’m glad for him, it’s Just a shame it got derailed with a lot on nonsense for whatever reasons.

It won’t stop me from enjoying my time with her though, can't wait  :P

+1 (x 1,000)  :thumbsup:

and there it is.......the good and bad of UKP in one thread!

Why do these armchair psychologists and amateur detectives (and to paraphrase/quote these 'fucktards') feel the need to pigeonhole ALL WGs?

It is blindingly obvious to me from this thread, and the many others that have been posted since Lindsey arrived on the scene, that this girl IS different........
This is also borne out by private communications I have had directly with the Girl myself (...both text and verbal....)

FFS, we should enjoy her (directly if we can) and her exploits (via her horny reviews on here) for as long as she continues to provide us with them.......
not waste air, jealously speculating on her motives...... :unknown:

Fucking great review Tim..... :drinks:
.....and fucking great fucking Lindsey.... :drinks:
.....and Lindsey, with 100% respect, I can't wait to DO you myself  :cool:

Just sayin'....... :hi:

Offline marty_mcfly

sorry who will insult me? a prostitute :D :D :D

A man of your "dignity and ethics" should not be seeing "prostitutes"; not to mention posting on a "prostitute" reviewing website.
Banning reason: Unstable

Offline anyfucker

+1 (x 1,000)  :thumbsup:

and there it is.......the good and bad of UKP in one thread!

Why do these armchair psychologists and amateur detectives (and to paraphrase/quote these 'fucktards') feel the need to pigeonhole ALL WGs?

It is blindingly obvious to me from this thread, and the many others that have been posted since Lindsey arrived on the scene, that this girl IS different........
This is also borne out by private communications I have had directly with the Girl myself (...both text and verbal....)

FFS, we should enjoy her (directly if we can) and her exploits (via her horny reviews on here) for as long as she continues to provide us with them.......
not waste air, jealously speculating on her motives...... :unknown:

Fucking great review Tim..... :drinks:
.....and fucking great fucking Lindsey.... :drinks:
.....and Lindsey, with 100% respect, I can't wait to DO you myself  :cool:

Just sayin'....... :hi:
+2
i have no plans to meet Lindsey, but Ameera did recommend a duo before she went on holiday so never say never.

just spent too much time reading bollocks that didn't add to pretty much anything.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 10:49:34 AM by anyfucker »

Offline Loveit

Let's hope both dmitri and midspunt69 have crawled back under their stones. Why have they hijacked this thread only to comment that they have no intention of seeing Lindsey? Are they intending to post their inane observations on every thread where the girl does not match their requirements? What a pathetic vocation.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 11:10:42 AM by Loveit »

Offline Clooney

Some of the opinions on this tread are beyond belief!!

So because Lindsey is in this line of work she is obliged to be polite to twats?

Bollocks! Nobody is obliged to be polite to twats. Whatever industry they happen to work in. Least of all this one when her safety and wellbeing are at stake.

In no other walk of life should this be the case, so why here?

Example, a very demanding and quite rude client reduced one of the girls in my team to tears on a phone call on Friday. This girl is smart, diligent and excellent at her job. The client was completely in the wrong.

I called the client back, firmly and patiently explained that their behaviour was unacceptable, they were due the girl in question an apology and If it were not forthcoming, I would have to take the regrettable step to remove the girl from their business as she is in great demand as a bit of a star in the making.

Despite this client's idiocy, they do not wish to trade down on quality. On Tuesday afternoon a bouquet of flowers arrived for this girl, followed up by a telephone apology.

This isn't "White Knighting" or being "fluffy" this is simply having the decency to do what is right.

"Client" or not, you behave yourself or you go elsewhere. Usually trading down along the way.

But Lindsey doesn't need me or anyone else in here to fight her battles. She's self employed, savvy and works on her terms. Many of us are lucky enough that her "terms" are absolutely no problem to us.

I'm seeing her again in a week and a half and can't wait. If you don't like her "terms" - ie not meeting twats, feel free to trade downwards.

But not being a twat, I am lucky enough to have seen her and seek to remain a regular.

It ain't hard, is it?...

Online hendrix

Let's hope both dmitri and midspunt69 have crawled back under their stones. Why have they hijacked this thread only to comment that they have no intention of seeing Lindsey? Are they intending to post their inane observations on every thread where the girl does not match their requirements? What a pathetic vocation.

dmitri is almost certainly Uber/Abdul. His writing style is identical. Troll/pimp/fantasist/whatever.  I don't think any genuine punter would take his view on anything seriously frankly.

Offline Admin

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Dmiti is banned, certainly is UberX.

Should have been reported earlier to me.

Offline Admin

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midspunt69 now in permanent pre-mod with PM facility revoked.
One minute being a white-knight and attacking another member calling him a misogynist because he dared to criticize a prossie he'd seen.
Next minute accusing someone else of being a white-knight and trashing a thread.

Online hendrix

Dmiti is banned, certainly is UberX.

Should have been reported earlier to me.

 :thumbsup: Sorry, I spotted him ages ago but forgot about it till now.

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up.  :lol:

Online PLeisure

We are fortunate that this forum has an Admin and Moderator that keeps a keen eye out for those that seem determined to pollute the agenda here.

dmitri was a dick. He was called out, albeit mildly, over his Renata review. No wonder he buddied up with midspunt.. two peas in a pod  :unknown:
The latter loved to antagonise others and have the final word. Even if it meant devolving a punter's review into his personal crusade. Last week with Lz's review of Little Katie, this week with Lindsey.
Enough already.

Let's get back to the main reason we're all here........ the Ladies of the Night...  :angelgirl:

Online hendrix

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up.  :lol:

Yeah but at least that fake cunt Uber/dmitri/Abdul/Bradshaw/?  got the elbow over it  :thumbsup:

Also,to be fair, she'd definitely give you a second look in the street as part of a roleplay! :D
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 12:02:37 PM by hendrix »

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up.  :lol:

It's not the first time:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50927.0

Offline SamLP

We are fortunate that this forum has an Admin and Moderator that keeps a keen eye out for those that seem determined to pollute the agenda here.

dmitri was a dick. He was called out, albeit mildly, over his Renata review. No wonder he buddied up with midspunt.. two peas in a pod  :unknown:

Yeah my fault for not reporting him. I initially called him out earlier in the Kasia review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54000.msg701962#msg701962

As for the Lindsey review, it seems to attract both a flurry of fluffies and anti-fluffy punters. Just leave it be. There are those who are prepared to jump through hoops to see a girl like Lindsey and there are those who don't. Some will find her attractive, others won't. It's a subjective issue that applies to all girls and not only Lindsey. The only part of the review that made me WTF was this part:

She began to gag and suddenly vomited a mixture of chocolate and champagne, covering her face with sticky sweet goo. We licked it and shared it, then without stopping and with her face a mess we applied the doxy and I fucked her throat till she came, her whimpering and moaning muffled by the cock in her mouth. I have never seen such a messy face look so beautiful.

It also makes me laugh when a girl says she won't see x punter. Who's to say midspunt doesn't have an AW account with a different name to his UKP account and books her.

Yeah my fault for not reporting him. I initially called him out earlier in the Kasia review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54000.msg701962#msg701962

As for the Lindsey review, it seems to attract both a flurry of fluffies and anti-fluffy punters. Just leave it be. There are those who are prepared to jump through hoops to see a girl like Lindsey and there are those who don't. Some will find her attractive, others won't. It's a subjective issue that applies to all girls and not only Lindsey. The only part of the review that made me WTF was this part:

It also makes me laugh when a girl says she won't see x punter. Who's to say midspunt doesn't have an AW account with a different name to his UKP account and books her.

This is a fairly sensible post IMO especially the bit about leaving it be.
The bit you quote does indeed reveal me as a vanilla fluffy as lancspunter commented.
I didn't need to jump through any hoops to see her, I just had to fuck KDD senseless and get a recommendation  :lol: :cool:

Offline shagbambi

Also,to be fair, she'd definitely give you a second look in the street as part of a roleplay! :D

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline 306

quote its posters who do as below that make every one angry  and mess up a good thread

they loved to antagonise others and have the final word. Even if it meant devolving a punter's review into his personal crusade. Last week with Lz's review of Little Katie, this week with Lindsey.
Enough already.
Banning reason: Constantly making nonsensical useless posts + Constantly ignoring admin requests

Offline kazred

Read this thread with the usual anticipation and the now unfortunately usual he said / she said that seem to pervade the threads from some who never seem to 'play' but have lots to say.......

Nice review and for what it's worth IMO (cue white knighting or just telling the truth as I see it) is one of the best gig's in London and I can't wait for the repeat gig  ;)

Chill people  :hi:

For those on this thread who have dissed Lindsey - go find me another girl in London, at her price point, with the same enthusiasm, sexual heat, offering filthy PSE and GFE services, huge people versatility, with a similar attitude a great work ethic and as good looking.... That's right, not many candidates are there. :coolgirl:

For those on this thread who have bigged up a talented, hardworking, sexy as hell escort who genuinely cares about what she does and how she performs... Thank you.  :hi:

Sadly, in the UK some like to mock great talent..and L is a great talent make no mistake.  :rolleyes:

I wish I could do outcalls so I could see this girl!there needs to be a UK punting lyndsey party so we all get a turn! :drinks:

Offline marty_mcfly

Lindsey's profile has just disappeared. I hope the girl is OK.
Banning reason: Unstable

Offline LL

This was a very well written review and thoroughly engaging to read.  Well done OP!
The experience itself would not be my cup of tea - I think it would frighten me half to death!  But then I don't think my vanilla punts would be your cup of tea either.  That's the beauty of this place - all kinds of punters seeking different kinds of experience.
Maybe some day I'll progress to that level as I seek more and more intense experiences.  Anyway, thanks again.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2015, 08:42:16 PM by LL »

I am certain Lindsey can do vanilla too, the very finest Madagascan vanilla  :D




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