Lindsey, an astounding sexual odyssey over two nights!

[herbie007]

Another great review ruined by one total fuckwit! Why bother?

I agree.

To me the beauty of UKP is bringing gems like Lindsey to my attention with great reviews like timstella’s and others before him, It sounds like he had a great time with a very horny and sexy looking girl, so I’m glad for him, it’s Just a shame it got derailed with a lot on nonsense for whatever reasons.

It won’t stop me from enjoying my time with her though, can't wait 

[Zeusthedoc]

sorry who will insult me? a prostitute

Fucking hell - you're playing the holier than thou card??
Do you even know this prostitute?

I would say that anyone who look down on someone they know nothing about is a cunt. Prostitute or not. I don't necessarily know you, so I'll let you decide whether or not I'm calling you a cunt or not.

[ciscoxxx69]

I agree.

To me the beauty of UKP is bringing gems like Lindsey to my attention with great reviews like timstella’s and others before him, It sounds like he had a great time with a very horny and sexy looking girl, so I’m glad for him, it’s Just a shame it got derailed with a lot on nonsense for whatever reasons.

It won’t stop me from enjoying my time with her though, can't wait 

+1 (x 1,000) 

and there it is.......the good and bad of UKP in one thread!

Why do these armchair psychologists and amateur detectives (and to paraphrase/quote these 'fucktards') feel the need to pigeonhole ALL WGs?

It is blindingly obvious to me from this thread, and the many others that have been posted since Lindsey arrived on the scene, that this girl IS different........
This is also borne out by private communications I have had directly with the Girl myself (...both text and verbal....)

FFS, we should enjoy her (directly if we can) and her exploits (via her horny reviews on here) for as long as she continues to provide us with them.......
not waste air, jealously speculating on her motives......

Fucking great review Tim.....
.....and fucking great fucking Lindsey....
.....and Lindsey, with 100% respect, I can't wait to DO you myself 

Just sayin'.......

[marty_mcfly]

sorry who will insult me? a prostitute

A man of your "dignity and ethics" should not be seeing "prostitutes"; not to mention posting on a "prostitute" reviewing website.

[anyfucker]

+1 (x 1,000) 

and there it is.......the good and bad of UKP in one thread!

Why do these armchair psychologists and amateur detectives (and to paraphrase/quote these 'fucktards') feel the need to pigeonhole ALL WGs?

It is blindingly obvious to me from this thread, and the many others that have been posted since Lindsey arrived on the scene, that this girl IS different........
This is also borne out by private communications I have had directly with the Girl myself (...both text and verbal....)

FFS, we should enjoy her (directly if we can) and her exploits (via her horny reviews on here) for as long as she continues to provide us with them.......
not waste air, jealously speculating on her motives......

Fucking great review Tim.....
.....and fucking great fucking Lindsey....
.....and Lindsey, with 100% respect, I can't wait to DO you myself 

Just sayin'.......

+2
i have no plans to meet Lindsey, but Ameera did recommend a duo before she went on holiday so never say never.

just spent too much time reading bollocks that didn't add to pretty much anything.

[Loveit]

Let's hope both dmitri and midspunt69 have crawled back under their stones. Why have they hijacked this thread only to comment that they have no intention of seeing Lindsey? Are they intending to post their inane observations on every thread where the girl does not match their requirements? What a pathetic vocation.

[Clooney]

Some of the opinions on this tread are beyond belief!!

So because Lindsey is in this line of work she is obliged to be polite to twats?

Bollocks! Nobody is obliged to be polite to twats. Whatever industry they happen to work in. Least of all this one when her safety and wellbeing are at stake.

In no other walk of life should this be the case, so why here?

Example, a very demanding and quite rude client reduced one of the girls in my team to tears on a phone call on Friday. This girl is smart, diligent and excellent at her job. The client was completely in the wrong.

I called the client back, firmly and patiently explained that their behaviour was unacceptable, they were due the girl in question an apology and If it were not forthcoming, I would have to take the regrettable step to remove the girl from their business as she is in great demand as a bit of a star in the making.

Despite this client's idiocy, they do not wish to trade down on quality. On Tuesday afternoon a bouquet of flowers arrived for this girl, followed up by a telephone apology.

This isn't "White Knighting" or being "fluffy" this is simply having the decency to do what is right.

"Client" or not, you behave yourself or you go elsewhere. Usually trading down along the way.

But Lindsey doesn't need me or anyone else in here to fight her battles. She's self employed, savvy and works on her terms. Many of us are lucky enough that her "terms" are absolutely no problem to us.

I'm seeing her again in a week and a half and can't wait. If you don't like her "terms" - ie not meeting twats, feel free to trade downwards.

But not being a twat, I am lucky enough to have seen her and seek to remain a regular.

It ain't hard, is it?...

[hendrix]

Let's hope both dmitri and midspunt69 have crawled back under their stones. Why have they hijacked this thread only to comment that they have no intention of seeing Lindsey? Are they intending to post their inane observations on every thread where the girl does not match their requirements? What a pathetic vocation.

dmitri is almost certainly Uber/Abdul. His writing style is identical. Troll/pimp/fantasist/whatever.  I don't think any genuine punter would take his view on anything seriously frankly.

[OldAdmin]

Dmiti is banned, certainly is UberX.

Should have been reported earlier to me.

[OldAdmin]

midspunt69 now in permanent pre-mod with PM facility revoked.
One minute being a white-knight and attacking another member calling him a misogynist because he dared to criticize a prossie he'd seen.
Next minute accusing someone else of being a white-knight and trashing a thread.

[hendrix]

Dmiti is banned, certainly is UberX.

Should have been reported earlier to me.

  Sorry, I spotted him ages ago but forgot about it till now.

[Bangers and Gash]

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up. 

[PLeisure]

We are fortunate that this forum has an Admin and Moderator that keeps a keen eye out for those that seem determined to pollute the agenda here.

dmitri was a dick. He was called out, albeit mildly, over his Renata review. No wonder he buddied up with midspunt.. two peas in a pod 
The latter loved to antagonise others and have the final word. Even if it meant devolving a punter's review into his personal crusade. Last week with Lz's review of Little Katie, this week with Lindsey.
Enough already.

Let's get back to the main reason we're all here........ the Ladies of the Night... 

[hendrix]

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up. 

Yeah but at least that fake cunt Uber/dmitri/Abdul/Bradshaw/?  got the elbow over it 

Also,to be fair, she'd definitely give you a second look in the street as part of a roleplay!

[Type_O_Negative]

A group of punters (who should know better), squabbling over a pro$$ie who wouldn't even give them a second look in the street.

You couldn't make it up. 

It's not the first time:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50927.0

[SamLP]

We are fortunate that this forum has an Admin and Moderator that keeps a keen eye out for those that seem determined to pollute the agenda here.

dmitri was a dick. He was called out, albeit mildly, over his Renata review. No wonder he buddied up with midspunt.. two peas in a pod 

Yeah my fault for not reporting him. I initially called him out earlier in the Kasia review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54000.msg701962#msg701962

As for the Lindsey review, it seems to attract both a flurry of fluffies and anti-fluffy punters. Just leave it be. There are those who are prepared to jump through hoops to see a girl like Lindsey and there are those who don't. Some will find her attractive, others won't. It's a subjective issue that applies to all girls and not only Lindsey. The only part of the review that made me WTF was this part:

She began to gag and suddenly vomited a mixture of chocolate and champagne, covering her face with sticky sweet goo. We licked it and shared it, then without stopping and with her face a mess we applied the doxy and I fucked her throat till she came, her whimpering and moaning muffled by the cock in her mouth. I have never seen such a messy face look so beautiful.

It also makes me laugh when a girl says she won't see x punter. Who's to say midspunt doesn't have an AW account with a different name to his UKP account and books her.

[timstella]

Yeah my fault for not reporting him. I initially called him out earlier in the Kasia review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54000.msg701962#msg701962

As for the Lindsey review, it seems to attract both a flurry of fluffies and anti-fluffy punters. Just leave it be. There are those who are prepared to jump through hoops to see a girl like Lindsey and there are those who don't. Some will find her attractive, others won't. It's a subjective issue that applies to all girls and not only Lindsey. The only part of the review that made me WTF was this part:

It also makes me laugh when a girl says she won't see x punter. Who's to say midspunt doesn't have an AW account with a different name to his UKP account and books her.

This is a fairly sensible post IMO especially the bit about leaving it be.
The bit you quote does indeed reveal me as a vanilla fluffy as lancspunter commented.
I didn't need to jump through any hoops to see her, I just had to fuck KDD senseless and get a recommendation 

[shagbambi]

Also,to be fair, she'd definitely give you a second look in the street as part of a roleplay!

 

[306]

quote its posters who do as below that make every one angry  and mess up a good thread

they loved to antagonise others and have the final word. Even if it meant devolving a punter's review into his personal crusade. Last week with Lz's review of Little Katie, this week with Lindsey.
Enough already.

[kazred]

Read this thread with the usual anticipation and the now unfortunately usual he said / she said that seem to pervade the threads from some who never seem to 'play' but have lots to say.......

Nice review and for what it's worth IMO (cue white knighting or just telling the truth as I see it) is one of the best gig's in London and I can't wait for the repeat gig 

Chill people 

[Bikerboy]

For those on this thread who have dissed Lindsey - go find me another girl in London, at her price point, with the same enthusiasm, sexual heat, offering filthy PSE and GFE services, huge people versatility, with a similar attitude a great work ethic and as good looking.... That's right, not many candidates are there.

For those on this thread who have bigged up a talented, hardworking, sexy as hell escort who genuinely cares about what she does and how she performs... Thank you. 

Sadly, in the UK some like to mock great talent..and L is a great talent make no mistake. 

[claretandblue]

I wish I could do outcalls so I could see this girl!there needs to be a UK punting lyndsey party so we all get a turn!

[marty_mcfly]

Lindsey's profile has just disappeared. I hope the girl is OK.

[LL]

This was a very well written review and thoroughly engaging to read.  Well done OP!
The experience itself would not be my cup of tea - I think it would frighten me half to death!  But then I don't think my vanilla punts would be your cup of tea either.  That's the beauty of this place - all kinds of punters seeking different kinds of experience.
Maybe some day I'll progress to that level as I seek more and more intense experiences.  Anyway, thanks again.

[timstella]

I am certain Lindsey can do vanilla too, the very finest Madagascan vanilla 

[timstella]

Lindsey's profile has just disappeared. I hope the girl is OK.

The girl is ok, but AW have done their usual fuckwit act.

[Lz-129]

The girl is ok, but AW have done their usual fuckwit act.

Hmmm...I wonder

[Lz-129]

This was a very well written review and thoroughly engaging to read.  Well done OP!
The experience itself would not be my cup of tea - I think it would frighten me half to death!  But then I don't think my vanilla punts would be your cup of tea either.  That's the beauty of this place - all kinds of punters seeking different kinds of experience.
Maybe some day I'll progress to that level as I seek more and more intense experiences.  Anyway, thanks again.

I was vanilla as fuck but get the right girl to lead you to the dark side and honestly there's no turning back, it's awesome

[Peterbry]

Nice that some are getting to meet her.

I met her a few months ago, we had a great time and she left me very positive feedback. We mentioned meeting again and I've tried to organise something but she doesn't even read my emails these days. Weird.

[password02]

+1 (x 1,000) 

and there it is.......the good and bad of UKP in one thread!

Why do these armchair psychologists and amateur detectives (and to paraphrase/quote these 'fucktards') feel the need to pigeonhole ALL WGs?

It is blindingly obvious to me from this thread, and the many others that have been posted since Lindsey arrived on the scene, that this girl IS different........
This is also borne out by private communications I have had directly with the Girl myself (...both text and verbal....)

FFS, we should enjoy her (directly if we can) and her exploits (via her horny reviews on here) for as long as she continues to provide us with them.......
not waste air, jealously speculating on her motives......

Fucking great review Tim.....
.....and fucking great fucking Lindsey....
.....and Lindsey, with 100% respect, I can't wait to DO you myself 

Just sayin'.......

+1 - Agreed - Could not have put it better myself.

[password02]

Let's hope both dmitri and midspunt69 have crawled back under their stones. Why have they hijacked this thread only to comment that they have no intention of seeing Lindsey? Are they intending to post their inane observations on every thread where the girl does not match their requirements? What a pathetic vocation.

+1 - Seems they have both only recently joined UKP last few weeks just to hijack certain threads with their bull shit opinions -  However me thinks dmitri is a previous banned member of the Abdul family?

[password02]

Some of the opinions on this tread are beyond belief!!

So because Lindsey is in this line of work she is obliged to be polite to twats?

Bollocks! Nobody is obliged to be polite to twats. Whatever industry they happen to work in. Least of all this one when her safety and wellbeing are at stake.

In no other walk of life should this be the case, so why here?

Example, a very demanding and quite rude client reduced one of the girls in my team to tears on a phone call on Friday. This girl is smart, diligent and excellent at her job. The client was completely in the wrong.

I called the client back, firmly and patiently explained that their behaviour was unacceptable, they were due the girl in question an apology and If it were not forthcoming, I would have to take the regrettable step to remove the girl from their business as she is in great demand as a bit of a star in the making.

Despite this client's idiocy, they do not wish to trade down on quality. On Tuesday afternoon a bouquet of flowers arrived for this girl, followed up by a telephone apology.

This isn't "White Knighting" or being "fluffy" this is simply having the decency to do what is right.

"Client" or not, you behave yourself or you go elsewhere. Usually trading down along the way.

But Lindsey doesn't need me or anyone else in here to fight her battles. She's self employed, savvy and works on her terms. Many of us are lucky enough that her "terms" are absolutely no problem to us.

I'm seeing her again in a week and a half and can't wait. If you don't like her "terms" - ie not meeting twats, feel free to trade downwards.

But not being a twat, I am lucky enough to have seen her and seek to remain a regular.

It ain't hard, is it?...

+1 - Excellent post -

[password02]

Nice that some are getting to meet her.

I met her a few months ago, we had a great time and she left me very positive feedback. We mentioned meeting again and I've tried to organise something but she doesn't even read my emails these days. Weird.

Were you one of the 1st to see her? It would have been nice to read an early review of how an earlier session went with the newbie Lindsey?

Any reason why you did not write a review? could have been a great way to break your review duck

[honestbloke]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

This is another long review of an exceptional girl, as all those who meet her know her to be.

She is clearly in a class of her own, 35 reviews in 4 months. The referral approach does make me laugh, the demand to see her is so high that I understand she is deciding who to see based on recommendations.

Time to go to bed but before I do I must say my prayers, "Dear God, please arrange for me to meet Lindsey. You parted the waters for Moses and saved the Hebrews with 'Manna from Heaven', I do not expect the same platitudes but thy will be done, on earth as in heaven. Your faithful servant."

[honestbloke]

Time to go to bed but before I do I must say my prayers, "Dear God, please arrange for me to meet Lindsey. You parted the waters for Moses and saved the Hebrews with 'Manna from Heaven', I do not expect the same platitudes but thy will be done, on earth as in heaven. Your faithful servant."

Oh and God, if your will allows it ..i'd like to couch my request in a 'reasonable' timeframe. I don't want to feel like either of the below two men.

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

[Tony Montana]

Great review Tim, definitely one for the London hotlist

[NIK]

This doesn't look good. First the one photo went and now she says that 'due to recent events' she won't be corresponding with anyone with zero feedback.
Rules me out then! 

Is she getting burnt out?

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

This doesn't look good. First the one photo went and now she says that 'due to recent events' she won't be corresponding with anyone with zero feedback.
Rules me out then! 

Is she getting burnt out?

Only by people trying to fuck her AW account over  judging by the posts here.

[ciscoxxx69]

This doesn't look good. First the one photo went and now she says that 'due to recent events' she won't be corresponding with anyone with zero feedback.
Rules me out then! 

Is she getting burnt out?

Burnt out???
Absolutely no way Nik...
I saw her on Friday (3hours that became 4.5!!!)
This was my first meet with her, and I had the kinkiest full on fun I've ever had!
I suspect the truth is, due to vindictive trolling, petty jealousy and no support from AW - she doesn't earn them any money after all - she is protecting herself from psycho's...
She does this for kinky fun and doesn't need the hassle.
She is also just too popular with her regulars for the amount of time she is able to give to this....
She is quite happy with who she is, can pick and choose who she sees and won't be giving up any time soon...IMO of course.

[Loveit]

Burnt out???
Absolutely no way Nik...
I saw her on Friday (3hours that became 4.5!!!)
This was my first meet with her, and I had the kinkiest full on fun I've ever had!
I suspect the truth is, due to vindictive trolling, petty jealousy and no support from AW - she doesn't earn them any money after all - she is protecting herself from psycho's...
She does this for kinky fun and doesn't need the hassle.
She is also just too popular with her regulars for the amount of time she is able to give to this....
She is quite happy with who she is, can pick and choose who she sees and won't be giving up any time soon...IMO of course.

I am so looking forward to your full review Cisco. Will there be comparisons with your Little Katie experience? These two must be the very best at the moment.

[herbie007]

Burnt out???
Absolutely no way Nik...
I saw her on Friday (3hours that became 4.5!!!)
This was my first meet with her, and I had the kinkiest full on fun I've ever had!
I suspect the truth is, due to vindictive trolling, petty jealousy and no support from AW - she doesn't earn them any money after all - she is protecting herself from psycho's...
She does this for kinky fun and doesn't need the hassle.
She is also just too popular with her regulars for the amount of time she is able to give to this....
She is quite happy with who she is, can pick and choose who she sees and won't be giving up any time soon...IMO of course.

Lindsey is like one of those Duracell bunny’s full of energy, her words not mine and fuck me she is, I couldn't keep up with her.

Plus the fact that she only does this part time tells me why she was so rampantly horny when I saw her. 

[ciscoxxx69]

Lindsey is like one of those Duracell bunny’s full of energy, her words not mine and fuck me she is, I couldn't keep up with her.

Plus the fact that she only does this part time tells me why she was so rampantly horny when I saw her. 

I agree Herbie.
Uninhabited, passionate, open-minded and clearly in it for some kinky NSA experience's....not driven by ££ at all.

BTW - she loves You!
But then, don't they all??? 

PS - I need you to put in a good word for me with KDB 

[ciscoxxx69]

I am so looking forward to your full review Cisco. Will there be comparisons with your Little Katie experience? These two must be the very best at the moment.

Comparisons with LK?
Funny you should say that....
I am looking forward to writing it.....so is Lindsey I think!

[herbie007]

I agree Herbie.
Uninhabited, passionate, open-minded and clearly in it for some kinky NSA experience's....not driven by ££ at all.

BTW - she loves You!
But then, don't they all??? 

PS - I need you to put in a good word for me with KDB 

Hi C

 It’s my Brut Cologne that does it, works every time, you should give it a try 

[ciscoxxx69]

Hi C

 It’s my Brut Cologne that does it, works every time, you should give it a try 

I prefer Tabac myself......

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

I agree Herbie.
Uninhabited, passionate, open-minded and clearly in it for some kinky NSA experience's....not driven by ££ at all.

BTW - she loves You!
But then, don't they all??? 

PS - I need you to put in a good word for me with KDB 

I'm guessing she has still got your brain swirling Cisco and you meant uninhibited  .

I might feel the same by the end of this week. 

[ciscoxxx69]

Uninhabited lolol!
FFS!!!  What a Twat....

[NIK]

Burnt out???
Absolutely no way Nik...
I saw her on Friday (3hours that became 4.5!!!)
This was my first meet with her, and I had the kinkiest full on fun I've ever had!
I suspect the truth is, due to vindictive trolling, petty jealousy and no support from AW - she doesn't earn them any money after all - she is protecting herself from psycho's...
She does this for kinky fun and doesn't need the hassle.
She is also just too popular with her regulars for the amount of time she is able to give to this....
She is quite happy with who she is, can pick and choose who she sees and won't be giving up any time soon...IMO of course.

Why doesn't she get her own website and say bollocks to AW? The site has long been a crock of shit anyway and any decent girl would be better off disassociating herself from it.

[timstella]

I totally agree Nik. But for some reason girls are reluctant to let go of AW completely, don't really know why.

And thanks for bumping my thread - nice to get it above Cisco's for a while! 

[squeezebox]

Why doesn't she get her own website and say bollocks to AW? The site has long been a crock of shit anyway and any decent girl would be better off disassociating herself from it.

I think it's more insurance if her reg's dried up, (unlikely)    Some WG's get attached to AW as it initially helped them on their way....then on to UKP...provide an excellent service, then all L's let loose.