Ok, I've read some other threads, many of which go off topic after a few posts so I'll try to keep to relevant. I haven't been to one before, but I've had a little soreness after peeing for a few days and wonder if it is best to be checked out. Been to the doctor, did a urine sample and she had a quick look down the japs eye and nothing found. Suggests I give it a few days as it may well pass. I didn't discuss my 'hobby' as I think she'd have said 'go to the clinic' anyway so kept that off my records. I intend going to a private one, not too far from where I work, but before I do, some help with the following please:
1) It appears to be generally accepted, I can give false details. Ok, will give a good friends name (He lives miles away and is an alcoholic anyway - chances of him tipping up in the area are zero). DOB - Easy, my football team won a major trophy a couple of years after I was born, that'll be fine. But address and postcode, does this need to be an actual address with a postcode that matches, if so I'll have to memorise before I go and does that need to be in a certain catchment area? If I want to subsequently pay with a credit card with my real name, does that cause an issue (So should I pay cash?)
2) The swab, how bad is it? I've had a camera put down the old fellow a couple of years ago, not a great morning, would be keen to avoid. How often does that test need to happen? What is involved with Hep B jab? Just that, a jab?
3) How detailed is the questioning? As above, I can remember a certain amount of false info but not too much, will be unsettling enough anyway without having to remember too much false info, though I do intend to be honest about my 'activities', otherwise little point in going I suppose.
I have only ever had protected sex (vaginal only, never had anal), oral both ways (Oral on me is now more covered than not but has occasionally happened), DFK, fingering and on one occasion, fisting.
Apologies if this is basic stuff to the experienced, but as you can see, I am relatively new on here (Although I have punted and viewed this site for a few years). I'm one of those characters that worry more than most, I would say.
Any help/advice is greatly appreciated.