Hott Emily

[BustaNut]

After suffering a week of hell at work, I'm in the need for some tlc........there's also the small matter of wanting to unload a weeks worth of jizz on a w/g's face, lol.

As most of you are now probably aware, my plan A (Pola) has upped sticks and moved down south and so I trawl AW to attempt to find a new (hidden) gem.

After a few hours of searching I come across this beauty:

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She seems to tick all the right boxes (owo, deepthroat, facials,nnice tits and most importantly NOT ROMANIAN).

After a quick call to check that she does all that is listed on her profile, specifically asking about owo and facials, I make my way towards the supplied postcode.
The flat is based on cheapside in digbeth, an area where a lot of the Manchester based W/G's work from.
Once I'm there, I ring only to be told she'd be ready in 15. Alarm bells start ringing but I ignore them. I tell myself that everyone can run a little late sometimes and it's too much hassle to find another W/G at this short notice. Anyway, 15 mins later, I ring her again and am given the flat number. I'm buzzed up, knock the door and she opens it whilst standing behind it (this seems to be S.O.P everywhere nowadays). As she closes the door and points toward the bedroom, my dick starts to twitch - she's dressed like a frump, but isn't bad looking. I head into the bedroom, sort the paperwork and she disappears to stash the cash.
I get undressed and lie seductively on the bed (lol) as she comes back in and strips. I'm a little surprised at her tits as she's had a boob job (which doesn't show on her pics) albeit some really cheap east european one and they look 'stuck on'. She clambers on top of me and thrusts those bad boys into my face, I start sucking and she immediately pulls away and reaches for a condom.
I ask her what she's doing and she tells me she's going to give me a blowjob. WTF!! Hold on love I tell her, you stated OWO over the phone, she then says that it's the receptionist who took the call - bullshit - and that she doesn't do owo. I tell her to get off me, and go get my money, to which she looked genuinely shocked. Ok,ok she says and starts reluctantly sucking -  by now I've gone soft, I'm still fuming and her technique is woeful. Somehow I manage to get a semi and ask her stick the condom on and bend over - she comes back with the line that she doesn't do doggy and to come on top. I'm about to blow a gasket, so I take a few deep breaths and try to let it go. I then proceed to mount her and as I'm pumping away she's giving some fake moans but will absolutely not make eye contact with me. I go in for a kiss and she moves away. That's just the last straw for me so I pull out and tell her to finish me by hand over her face - she looks at me in disgust and says no, I don't do that.
I've just had enough by now, I get up, take the condom off and ask for the bathroom. She doesn't even look surprised. After I quick 2 min shower I get dressed and leave, as she's showing me out she still doesn't make any eye contact. I just shake my head and leave.


Another useless skank to avoid.

[War_Hawk]

Thanks for leaving a review on her, shame it didn't work out, the poles are normally quite reliable but i guess you can't trust all of them about the services they offer.

But to be honest when she made that bullshit up about OWO you should have stuck to your guns and demanded your money back because that obviously ruined the mood, however I understand its sometimes quite difficult when your in that situation dying to release your load and thinking to yourself 'I've come all this way now, so I might as well carry on' hoping it will get better but majority of the time it never does.

but really appreciate it for TOFTT and warning others 

[paul_davis]

No feedback

Shite profile

Not surprised

[BustaNut]

Thanks for leaving a review on her, shame it didn't work out, the poles are normally quite reliable but i guess you can't trust all of them about the services they offer.

The poles used to be more reliable, hence me thinking she'd be ok. Unfortunately, it looks like the poles are using more and of the tricks which were once synonymous with Romanians.

[Trevor12]

She caught my eye too when searching for newly registered profiles in Birmingham. Like War_Hawk posted above, thanks for TOFTT and warning the rest of us. 

[mf_1101]

Thanks for the review, sorry you had a crap punt, one to avoid.

The poles used to be more reliable, hence me thinking she'd be ok. Unfortunately, it looks like the poles are using more and of the tricks which were once synonymous with Romanians.

A shit SP is a shit SP, no matter the nationality. If you go in there with a rule of thumb on nationalities, you're bound to hit some baddies and miss out on some gems. The profile was, as someone else said, pretty basic, 0 feedback, alarm bells rang for me when she was 15 mins late - new escort, 15 minutes late....means they don't care about service or being organised so aint cut out for the game and should fuck off back to civvie street.

[pianodave]

There seem to be two lots of poles in brum at the moment - the pretty good ones, and the very shit ones.