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Author Topic: Help me find perfect HJ  (Read 941 times)

Hi, total newbie here and only been with one escort before - if I'm honest it was a terrible experience; rigid, fake moaning, fake tits, all rehearsed, etc. I can't even remember her name but someone else posted a review of her ages ago on here and said literally the same thing as I experienced (fake, wooden, rehearsed, wanted to leave asap after shooting, etc).

Alas...I'm not going down that route again. However, I'm a bloke and have my needs and what better group of experience punters to help me (hopefully), so...

I'm looking for:

London (ideally south) location
Girl with big NATURAL tits (fakes put me off) - D or above
Doesn't have to be skinny but certainly not huge - puppy fat is fine
Give a perfect edging cock tease session and happy to play with tits
It's a hand job - not full sex so would like lower rates (£80-£100 an hour max)

Can anyone recommend anyone?

Offline hexohm

If you want the perfect handjob you'll have to do it yourself!

Anyone else who can read my post and reply with a sensible answer?

Unfortunately I don't have tits, so...




Offline iPad3

Can I suggest you read the review section, if you make an effort yourself you'll find other members will be prepared to help out.

If you can't be arsed your just going to get more of the same.

Hi, total newbie here and only been with one escort before - if I'm honest it was a terrible experience; rigid, fake moaning, fake tits, all rehearsed, etc. I can't even remember her name but someone else posted a review of her ages ago on here and said literally the same thing as I experienced (fake, wooden, rehearsed, wanted to leave asap after shooting, etc).

Alas...I'm not going down that route again. However, I'm a bloke and have my needs and what better group of experience punters to help me (hopefully), so...

I'm looking for:

London (ideally south) location
Girl with big NATURAL tits (fakes put me off) - D or above
Doesn't have to be skinny but certainly not huge - puppy fat is fine
Give a perfect edging cock tease session and happy to play with tits
It's a hand job - not full sex so would like lower rates (£80-£100 an hour max)

Can anyone recommend anyone?

So where have you already searched and what did you find?

Hi, total newbie here and only been with one escort before - if I'm honest it was a terrible experience; rigid, fake moaning, fake tits, all rehearsed, etc. I can't even remember her name but someone else posted a review of her ages ago on here and said literally the same thing as I experienced (fake, wooden, rehearsed, wanted to leave asap after shooting, etc).

Alas...I'm not going down that route again. However, I'm a bloke and have my needs and what better group of experience punters to help me (hopefully), so...

I'm looking for:

London (ideally south) location
Girl with big NATURAL tits (fakes put me off) - D or above
Doesn't have to be skinny but certainly not huge - puppy fat is fine
Give a perfect edging cock tease session and happy to play with tits
It's a hand job - not full sex so would like lower rates (£80-£100 an hour max)

Can anyone recommend anyone?

Tantric Francesca, Bayswater ... slim, pretty, very busty gives a great massage and an absolutely brilliant HJ.


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