butter wouldn't melt; anal cherry popped

[a_test_person]

So this is a strange one. I don't do this very often and booked Lou for a few hours. I'm not sure why other than previous reviews here indicating she clearly does this as a hobby (as she later confirmed)

Location: my hotel (the Shangri La at the shard, which is amazing, but that's a different kind of review )

Comms: aw email only. Excellent and fast. Also sent face pics.

Lou is not particularly my type. Definitely an older lady, not particularly attractive from any perspective on first meeting. This was resolved later by her sheer enthusiasm, which very much a surprised me. She I'd also a fair bit older than me.

We met and had a drink and chatted for a short while then went up to the room.

She immediately went to take in the view whilst leaning over my desk so I approached and rubbed my cock against her ass and lots of dfk and groping. Lou was very naturally aroused and very submissive. She was quite petulant and needed to be forced to do things. I gave her instructions to take off my shoes and trousers. She got distracted trying to get at my cock so she was reprimanded with a face slap, which she seemed to love. This is where she became really arousing despite the initial lack of attraction.  I then ordered her to sniff my cock through my boxers lagging to some light owo. Later she did seem to love sniffing and licking my balls, curled up in a ball as she did so.

She then got fucked (protected) on the bed and then over the desk interspersed with very hard slapping of her ass. She kept begging for it to be harder so I obliged, leading to a very red bum. Pop 1 and 2 (over desk).

Laying on bed she got very affectionate. It was now like she needed to sniff my balls to survive. Pop3 came when she out her ass in the air after this and I performed rimming briefly and asked her what hole. I've never done anal before so cherry popped.

All in all a positive, but Lou did leave early (I booked 4 hours and got 3h20 maybe) but her rate was low and she seemed nervous about the tube. She also very nearly wasn't attractive enough but her natural passion made up for it. I'm off to get breakfast, but can answer any questions.

Also be gentle, is my first review.

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[shagbambi]

Great first review.  Lou's enthusiasm really sets her apart.

[OutForJustice80]

What kind of unattractive are we talking here? Katy Hopkins? Nicola Sturgeon? Claire Balding?

[Vivago]

What kind of unattractive are we talking here? Katy Hopkins? Nicola Sturgeon? Claire Balding?

Anne Widdecombe?

[shagbambi]

An average looking forty something women with a small frame, a nice ass and lovely cleavage.

Does not resemble any of the suggested celebs.

[Butter]

I have been likened to 'little mo' off EastEnders haha..

Each to their own.

X

[Butter]

Review is great as doesn't perceive me to be anything than what I am .... but will note I left at the gentlemen's request . I am not a clock watcher. I also play petulant when in the company of a man that likes that. I am after all a feisty sub. overall a good night with a true gentleman , as stated prior on 121's I have met some excellent men...long may it continue. Xx

[closeshave]

Shame  you cannot do in call

[Butter]

I have considered it..... but busy with work and my exploits doing this.  x

[a_test_person]

Review is great as doesn't perceive me to be anything than what I am .... but will note I left at the gentlemen's request . I am not a clock watcher. I also play petulant when in the company of a man that likes that. I am after all a feisty sub. overall a good night with a true gentleman , as stated prior on 121's I have met some excellent men...long may it continue. Xx

I meant petulant in its sexiest sense 

[Hydrant]

I have been likened to 'little mo' off EastEnders haha

Just to be sure:

Little Mo (played by Kacey Ainsworth, battered her Scots git of a husband with an iron: very attractive lady, always fancied her).

Big Mo (played by Laila Morse, little round grumbling granny: not attractive in any way whatsoever).

You definitely meant Little Mo then...?

[Butter]

Haha

Yes definitely little mo .... with also the tendency to be violent

[dmitri]

Haha

Yes definitely little mo .... with also the tendency to be violent

what type of butter salted or unsalted?

 

[thunder]

I have considered it..... but busy with work and my exploits doing this.  x

waiting for the incalls as well   

[James999]

What kind of unattractive are we talking here? Katy Hopkins? Nicola Sturgeon? Claire Balding?

Obviously Unattractive enough that she won't even show her body on AW, all she shows is her entry for the Butlins Knobbly knees contest     what a fucking shit profile 

[Butter]

Butlins nobbly knees haha...

...  x

[James999]

Butlins nobbly knees

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[Butter]

 

Its uncanny the resemblance.

I can only aspire ha

[Bartolomeo]

just like to say that i arranged booking with Lou, but thanks to my work, it couldnt happen. She was very nice about it, and also the comms beforehand to arrange the meet were excellent as well.

Hopefully I will get another opportunity!

[Butter]

Of course, things happen.... not a problem x 

[SaneOnes]

Tried to book a meeting. She says she's too busy right now for a short notice quickie. She refers to "on the day meets" as quickies. I wouldn't see anyone for less than 30 minutes myself. I replied asking if she could give me some idea as to how far ahead i need to book her assuming i need to put a booking request through as she also said that she only gave out  a number on the day of the booking which i accept. But how on earth am I supposed to arrange a meet when there's no hint of future availability! She clearly has enough time to loiter in here. Weird.

[Butter]

Just because I'm logged in here doesn't mean I'm permanently on the site, most would know that its easier than to keep logging in. Else I would have responded sooner? Also given many will access via mobiles and not a desktop. I couldn't get to meet you but you had been emailing asking for me to take you to one of the locations where I work which isn't acceptable. You then asked for a breakdown of my diary from the 11.5.15 onwards which I can't give you as due to my work I can be at any part of London at any time.   
Sometimes things just can't be mutually agreed, that's life.

[SaneOnes]

Yep, i had suggested that we did a fantasy scenario where you could be showing me a property but instead of the "tour" we got it on there and then. You said "it wouldn't be possible as it would give away a private address" - ridiculous logic but i had accepted.

And again, you claimed to be busy for a week, so, i asked for a possible day/date in the following week. I would not know how any of this might sound unfair.

[Danny Hartman]

I have to admit it - I am intrigued and I have got to have Lou. These are some of the best reviews I've seen. I will add my four-penneth to the mix once I have. Excellent!