Author Topic: Ely-Sweety (Worcester) - textbook terrible Romanian pump and dump  (Read 2573 times)


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bod666

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First the positive - the photos are accurate. She is a cute and attractive petite brunette.

Now the negatives - now I know that (a) she's Romanian, (b) she has 1 hidden feedback, so the warning signs were there loud and clear - so I got what I deserved.

This was a (laughably) 30 min punt at a hotel in Worcester - part of the reason I went was she was a touring Romanian in Worcester that wasn't using the Travelodge - so I optimistically hoped she was a bit better than the run of the mill Romanians.  I was mostly wrong.

Good comms by text to arrange everything, arrived at the hotel and was quickly texted the room number.  Had a few issues finding the room but got there in the end. 

Magic door opened to reveal an attractive cute petite brunette in underwear.  She asked me how long i wanted, said 30 mins, she asked for £60, handed over.  then she seemed pathologically against me using the perfectly serviceable sofa on the other side of the room to get undressed.  I was instructed to discard my clothes on the floor at the foot of the bed.

So I got nekkid she got nekkid, had the traditional "Oh you have cold hands" bit when I caressed a breast, so I warmed them up and tried to relax while she tugged unsexily at my flaccid cock.  It wasn't doing much so I tried caressing her leg and checked whether my hand was still cold, she said it was ok and as my cock flopped around she sighed and told me to touch her tits.  Having a good feel of them helped and I managed to get a semi on - at which point the condom was applied.  I can't even remember if there was any lacklustre covered oral - possibly but most likely not as with my covered semi she started asking how I wanted to have sex.  Her on top I said, which she translated into missionary.  Sigh.

So she laid back and I managed to get my semi in her lubed pussy, this helped and I gained a full erection and was starting to enjoy myself.  This then wasn't helped by Ely almost immediately telling me to cum and begging me to fuck her harder.   I refused as I was enjoying myself for the first time during this meeting.  I pulled her down the bed to get a better angle for missionary then pulled out because I wanted doggy.  She asked if I wanted a handjob - no doggy! I finally persuaded her to change to doggy which was also very enjoyable,  and I kept at this until I was thinking about cumming and asked if I could cum on her tits "no" of course not.  So I got her back into missionary and pounded her until I filled the bag.

Then it was clearly time for me to leave and whenever I tried to engage her in conversation she scolded me to put my clothes on quicker.

I've had worse punts - but not many.

So I'm now pretty much 100% sure that I will never have a good punt with a Romanian.  Which is very odd as I've had some great webcam sessions with Romanians so I know that there are some passionate, sexy Romanians - they all seem to stay at home and send the cold bitches to us.

I think in total the punt was 17 mins long. 

Ok there was nothing good here - if you see the profile don't bother, stay home save your money and have a wank.

I know that any comments here will be "what did you expect?" but she hasn't been reviewed on here so I thought I'd get a review in so people are warned.

And in my feeble defence I wasn't after a gfe today - I just wanted a quicky.  It was still crap though.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2015, 03:41:31 pm by bod666 »

Offline SmackmaBitchUp

Hidden feedback always a big warning sign... What did you expect? (Had to say it)  :hi:

bod666

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Yeah I know. For a while now I've had a nagging voice in the back of my head going "look at all these hot Romanians ... Surely they all can't be terrible punts?" I've scratched that itch now and know that yes indeed they are.

I think a madness took me.

Boy wonder

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Feedback not showing is a defo no no mate but I know what you mean when you've got to do what you've got to do. I've been tempted by many a Romanian but reading on here about them again and again I would never go for it. I'm not trying to put a downer on all Romanians but they certainly don't help themselves and don't get they're providing a service not a favour.

Offline anthonysterling

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Thanks for TOFTT. ALMOST just booked her! Saved me some time and money there... Sorry it came at your expense OP.
Banned reason: Thinks it's Ebay, posting sales ads all over.
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Offline itk

One that sticks out was right at the beginning when I first started punting. Got to the room which didn't have lighting so she opened the curtains so the street light gave a small amount of light just to see around. Got naked, she then started to and once I saw the state of it I went for just bj. Had about one minute of covered oral, then a crap wank. Pretty sure she fell asleep and I finished myself off. Wiped myself clean with her dish cloth.  :lol:
The other one I remember was again, many years ago and was a pick up from the street. My mate who was driving left us to it in the back of his car, and after handing the money over she didn't say another word. Never even looked at me and put zero effort in. Told my mate not to waste his money, and he then went around the streets and found a stunner that night which for several months became a regular punt each week.


SORRY WRONG THREAD.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2015, 06:24:15 pm by itk »