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External Link/Members OnlyFollowing my HoD failure, I booked Lara yesterday at short notice.
Price paid: £120 for an hour
Communications: Her English is pretty good, so no issue there
Venue: Large hotel about five minutes walk from Canary Wharf tube station. Bit tired, but no issues as a punting venue
Looks: One of those women that look pretty when she smiles, but not so great when she isn't. You wouldn't recoil in horror from her on meeting her.
Figure: 5'5" and curvy - breasts are good but probably C-cup rather than the advertised DD. She has a bit of a belly, but I can cope with this when presented with a curvy figure. Put together, her looks and figure don't really add up to a £120 punt.
Services: I started off with DFK - she has a strange technique of waggling her tongue at top speed rather than getting stuck in. Moved on to fingering her whilst receiving OWO - this was the highlight of the punt and I ended up coming on her breasts (she said CIM was also available, but not a facial). At this point I felt the punt was going well. However, things took a real downturn once round 2 started and I had the condom on. She was very keen for me to take her from behind - however I like to start off with her on top. She reluctantly did this, but rather than bounce up and down on my cock she was grinding backwards and forwards - which does nothing for me. I told her this, but she still refused to go for the up and down motion. I switched so that I was on top - however she positioned her legs in a way that wouldn't allow me full penetration, again suggesting that I 'go from behind'.
Eventually I realised the only way I could fuck her properly was to take her in doggy, so that's what I switched to. At this point she started to fake an orgasm - another turn off for me. Once she'd finished faking it, she came up with the gem 'you've got four minutes left baby' when there were 15 minutes left. I told her I still had 15 minues left, but she replied 'but you need five minutes for a shower, and so do I'. This argument totally killed the mood and my boner - I decided my best move was to get out of there as soon as I could and head to the pub for a commiserative pint.
Would I see her again: No chance. I've posted before that the key to a good punt is the WG's attitude, and Lara's attitude yesterday was pisspoor. I expect she tries to cut short every punt she does - I strongly suggest you don't punt her and choose someone else to spend your cash on.