EliteCourtesan - Good and Bad Bits

[Zack D]

Met Annabelle/EliteCourtesan for a 2 hour booking after accepting a RB bid, link to profile External Link/Members Only

Arrived bang on time, venue was her nice studio flat a short walk from Earls Court station - nice and clean inside, no problems on that front.

Looks wise like all escorts you need to add on 4-5 years to their profile, so I reckon around 43-44 would be more accurate, would be very surprised if 39 was her real age - not a problem for me as a bit of mature totty never goes amiss! Body and tits were great, nice long legs - she was wearing a short dress and stockings which showed off her figure well.

Offered a drink on arrival, before she launched into a load of chit chat, at one point I was thinking are we actually going to do anything here?! Finally got her engaged in some touching and FK after around 15 mins of talking, wasn't long before I was hard and we started shedding the clothes, great I thought this punt will be good despite the delaying tactics at the beginning.

Moved onto the bed for some oral (she covered me up which was annoying, and from that point on I started to suspect this was not going to be a memorable punt), did a bit of ball licking and more oral, I was rapidly losing interest so thought fuck it might as well cum. Round 1 over probably about 30 mins into 2 hours scheduled time.

Quick clean up then more talking, boy can she talk (not sexy talk mind you, just all kind of really small chit chat). After what seemed an age I finally managed to get her back into some kissing, before she rode me on top until completion. Still around 40 mins on the clock, at which point I suggested some fun in the shower. Her reply was 'you have already had a good enough deal' and she proceeded to run me a shower (alone that is!), wtf?! So with 30 mins still left I was on my way with my tail between my legs and hopes of a fuck fest well and truly dashed. Only reason its not a negative is she was actually quite a nice lady with a good body and the few bits of fun were decent, but with hindsight could have been compressed into a much shorter (and cheaper) booking.

[James999]

A lot of old women like to Chat 

As for the Elite / courtesan bit, has she forgotten that she sucks old mens cocks for a living 

[closeshave]

Less than neutral in my mind

[Zack D]

A lot of old women like to Chat 

As for the Elite / courtesan bit, has she forgotten that she sucks old mens cocks for a living 

I almost choked on my food when I read that, fucking hilarious! 

[Zack D]

Less than neutral in my mind

The going is neutral to negative rather than neutral to positive that is for sure! Oh well first less than satisfactory punt for a while so can't win them all, back to a bit of Dee next time to get it out of my system I think 

[Clooney]

I think it sounds like you were seriously short changed mate, and your being very generous with the neutral rating.

She has a habit of bidding on every RB I post (I don't post that many I grant you) and always has a superior attitude as if she's doing you a favour.

I'm considered a very decent client/punter - I'm polite, on time, clean, and although not Brad Pitt, I'm neither obese or totally hideous.

But I'd never book someone like her who's contact from the very first is high and mighty, lacks empathy and frankly, self awareness.

She can't be getting all that much business and if she is, it's from folk who don't know that there is a far higher quality of service on offer for less, and I'm talking quality, universally well rated girls, not damaged goods or flakes.

[Zack D]

I think it sounds like you were seriously short changed mate, and your being very generous with the neutral rating.

She has a habit of bidding on every RB I post (I don't post that many I grant you) and always has a superior attitude as if she's doing you a favour.

I'm considered a very decent client/punter - I'm polite, on time, clean, and although not Brad Pitt, I'm neither obese or totally hideous.

But I'd never book someone like her who's contact from the very first is high and mighty, lacks empathy and frankly, self awareness.

She can't be getting all that much business and if she is, it's from folk who don't know that there is a far higher quality of service on offer for less, and I'm talking quality, universally well rated girls, not damaged goods or flakes.

Hmm you could be right on the rating - well as long as its been flagged and other punters are aware of the level of service to expect I guess! The only reason I went with her is there were very slim pickings over the Easter Weekend in terms of quality or favourites available 

[Meursault]

Thanks for the review. I hate profiles like hers. Ridiculous.
Again, another entitled, stroppy, full of herself English WG uncovered.

[Zack D]

Thanks for the review. I hate profiles like hers. Ridiculous.
Again, another entitled, stroppy, full of herself English WG uncovered.

Well put sir!! And of course another case of AW feedback not meaning a thing...

[Mr Farkyhars]

Hmm you could be right on the rating - well as long as its been flagged and other punters are aware of the level of service to expect I guess!

You can ask Admin to change the rating. I certainly would

[Clooney]

Yes. I'd second that change if rating. You have been much more than generous.

Not a dig at you. If you are a nice bloke (assuming) then you tend to err on the side of decency I think.

She's a pain in the arse though. Every RB I put up, she responds to and she's not even remotely in the required ballpark service-wise...

[mrhappypants]

Thanks - blacklisted

Dave

[Zack D]

Yes. I'd second that change if rating. You have been much more than generous.

Not a dig at you. If you are a nice bloke (assuming) then you tend to err on the side of decency I think.

She's a pain in the arse though. Every RB I put up, she responds to and she's not even remotely in the required ballpark service-wise...

Yeah I think you are right, in the cold light of day I am actually quite pissed off that I got short-changed - will ping admin!

[Zack D]

Yeah I think you are right, in the cold light of day I am actually quite pissed off that I got short-changed - will ping admin!

Good, she doesn't deserve our hard earned/ill gotten gains! From now on no review on UK Punting = not getting involved in!

[password02]

I think it sounds like you were seriously short changed mate, and your being very generous with the neutral rating.

She has a habit of bidding on every RB I post (I don't post that many I grant you) and always has a superior attitude as if she's doing you a favour.

I'm considered a very decent client/punter - I'm polite, on time, clean, and although not Brad Pitt, I'm neither obese or totally hideous.

But I'd never book someone like her who's contact from the very first is high and mighty, lacks empathy and frankly, self awareness.

She can't be getting all that much business and if she is, it's from folk who don't know that there is a far higher quality of service on offer for less, and I'm talking quality, universally well rated girls, not damaged goods or flakes.

+1 - She is offering a £70 discount off her 1 hour rate - Dusty phone I think!!!

[Clooney]

+1 - She is offering a £70 discount off her 1 hour rate - Dusty phone I think!!!

And only herself to blame.

What she offers is 'wife sex' which any married punter can get at home... Or not as is often the case...

[James999]

+1 - She is offering a £70 discount off her 1 hour rate - Dusty phone I think!!!

Still way overpriced 

Offering a discount before 7pm probably because at her age she's a bit tired and needs an early night 

[yumyum3]

As soon as I see the words Elite Courtesan I think: there's a deluded old bag on the scam