DianaTeen is the first prossie who answered the phone in my "top" hotlist after I tried 5 more candidates a few days ago. I paid her a visit at 9.30pm of a rainy night where I almost broke my neck by sliding the full length of the cast iron steps leading to the door of the basement flat she shares with Girlfriend Dior and CamillaSweetheart, a few minutes walk from Earl's Court station. Big laughs from inside the flat and her shouting "ARE YOU OOOOO-KKKKKK?" from inside the flat while she cheerfully trotted to open the door spoke of a merry atmosphere inside the flat, where the three girls were watching TV together.
Diana opened the door in a short dress and the kind of unrealistic slutty high heels that only prostitutes use, to tower above their customers and intimidate them when they open the doors. I was immediately pleased: she has the tall (probably around 173cm), hyperuranium slender body with perfectly designed ass that normally only Romanian escorts have, but with a much friendlier attitude that is evident from the first second. Too bad for the big, rock-hard fake boobs that seem positioned somewhat weirdly excessively far from one another and are really too balloon-like to feel authentic in any way. Still, reasonably sensitive nipples, and she seemed to like me playing with them, so could be worse.
She had some nice make up on (particularly the big red lipstick of which, I read afterwards on her blog, she dreams about leaving marks on the body of her partners, causing crazy jealousy scenes when the poor sods get back home), long brown hair in a ponytail, bubbly and very welcoming attitude. A quick look at the flatmates confirmed the initial doubt that neither of them is my kind of woman, on the other hand.
Standard cash transaction (£130 + a little disappointment: £20 extra for OWO that she said was declared on the profile, whilst I checked and it only mentions £20 for deepthroat) and ablutions, Diana put some horrific pop music on and we started chatting a little in Spanish. Or, in other words, I chatted "a little" while she started the flood of words, laughs, jokes, teases that would go on for more or less the rest of the punt. If you don't speak Spanish you'll probably have a much quieter experience with her: I had the full, loud Spanish experience and I found it great fun.
I undressed her while she was standing and I was sitting on the bed, relishing on the view of her majestically sculpted ass. I then let her knee in front of me and kissed her profusely, before gently having her start to suck me. Awesome blowjob, although after a while she laughingly asked me to move on the bed "que se me rompen las rodillas". We then started a 69 that lasted about a year, during what I fingered her lightly and ate her pussy heavily.
All very, very good. After what felt like ages I went in missionary... and I came in something like 30 seconds, with her wiggling below me, grabbing my ass with her legs, moaning (in what seemed like a weird mix of acting skills and genuine juvenile enthusiasm) and still somewhat managing to go on with the banter.
5 minutes of light chat about what she does in the summer (she'll leave for Ibiza in May, possibly coming back towards the end of the year), the food she likes, what she doesn't like about London, what she likes in British punters, etc. and then she proposed me an oily massage. I said "I could make you a massage as well, maybe first?" and she energetically refused, telling me that it was imperative I get the massage first, so that I can then massage her boobs with oil later, and seamlessly morph the massage into a good shag. I must say I appreciated this choreographing of the fucking, so I happily let her choose the sequence of events: I wasn't disappointed.
Only thing: before going back in I went back to the 69, and went on again for quite a while. That is probably related to the fact that when she finally got on top and started riding me, super tight, super hot, super moaning and quite into it.....................MADE ME. COME IN 2 FUCKING MINUTES AGAIN.
Now, let me say this: it was 4 years since the last time I came twice in the same session, and the last time that happened I had to SWEAT LIKE A PIG for like 40 minutes to grab the second orgasm. She managed to let me come twice in less than 40 minutes in a COMPLETELY EFFORTLESS WAY: none of us had broken a sweat. I suspect I could have gone in for a third time and still manage to come again in the last 10 minutes, but I'm always overly careful of not overrunning my time, so I started getting dressed while we chatted for a little more.
Overall: 8.5 body (would be 9.5 if it wasn't for the fake boobs), 8.5 face (with a 9 mouth), generally way hotter than what emerges from her pictures thanks to her natural sensuality and the lively attitude (9). Great energy and quality of the act (9), particularly for someone like me who likes vanilla sex and some level of emotional connection with the escort (this was different than usual, though: I tend to create a connection through intensity, whereas in this case it was more through humour!). She has many of the physical qualities that the best Romanian escorts have, while not requiring the tiring initial process to get them in the mood that is sometimes necessary with Romanians (the good ones, I mean). In other words, she totally is on par with people like Denisa Doll or Sophie A., body wise, but with lots of laughs right from the start.
Thoroughly recommended, if you like slim, sculpted bodies, sunny and bubbly personalities, confident girls who like to fuck and the rare gift of letting you feel at ease right from the start. At £150 with great OWO included (and, I suspect, anal for the lovers of the genre) it's not cheap but still worth it.