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Author Topic: DianaTeen - Earl's Court - wins 2-0 in 40 minutes  (Read 4957 times)


4 review(s) for DIANA SUGAR DIAMONDS (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline TheOracle

https://www.adultwork.com/2789323

DianaTeen is the first prossie who answered the phone in my "top" hotlist after I tried 5 more candidates a few days ago. I paid her a visit at 9.30pm of a rainy night where I almost broke my neck by sliding the full length of the cast iron steps leading to the door of the basement flat she shares with Girlfriend Dior and CamillaSweetheart, a few minutes walk from Earl's Court station. Big laughs from inside the flat and her shouting "ARE YOU OOOOO-KKKKKK?" from inside the flat while she cheerfully trotted to open the door spoke of a merry atmosphere inside the flat, where the three girls were watching TV together.

Diana opened the door in a short dress and the kind of unrealistic slutty high heels that only prostitutes use, to tower above their customers and intimidate them when they open the doors. I was immediately pleased: she has the tall (probably around 173cm), hyperuranium slender body with perfectly designed ass that normally only Romanian escorts have, but with a much friendlier attitude that is evident from the first second. Too bad for the big, rock-hard fake boobs that seem positioned somewhat weirdly excessively far from one another and are really too balloon-like to feel authentic in any way. Still, reasonably sensitive nipples, and she seemed to like me playing with them, so could be worse.

She had some nice make up on (particularly the big red lipstick of which, I read afterwards on her blog, she dreams about leaving marks on the body of her partners, causing crazy jealousy scenes when the poor sods get back home), long brown hair in a ponytail, bubbly and very welcoming attitude. A quick look at the flatmates confirmed the initial doubt that neither of them is my kind of woman, on the other hand.

Standard cash transaction (£130 + a little disappointment: £20 extra for OWO that she said was declared on the profile, whilst I checked and it only mentions £20 for deepthroat) and ablutions, Diana put some horrific pop music on and we started chatting a little in Spanish. Or, in other words, I chatted "a little" while she started the flood of words, laughs, jokes, teases that would go on for more or less the rest of the punt. If you don't speak Spanish you'll probably have a much quieter experience with her: I had the full, loud Spanish experience and I found it great fun.

I undressed her while she was standing and I was sitting on the bed, relishing on the view of her majestically sculpted ass. I then let her knee in front of me and kissed her profusely, before gently having her start to suck me. Awesome blowjob, although after a while she laughingly asked me to move on the bed "que se me rompen las rodillas". We then started a 69 that lasted about a year, during what I fingered her lightly and ate her pussy heavily.

All very, very good. After what felt like ages I went in missionary... and I came in something like 30 seconds, with her wiggling below me, grabbing my ass with her legs, moaning (in what seemed like a weird mix of acting skills and genuine juvenile enthusiasm) and still somewhat managing to go on with the banter.

5 minutes of light chat about what she does in the summer (she'll leave for Ibiza in May, possibly coming back towards the end of the year), the food she likes, what she doesn't like about London, what she likes in British punters, etc. and then she proposed me an oily massage. I said "I could make you a massage as well, maybe first?" and she energetically refused, telling me that it was imperative I get the massage first, so that I can then massage her boobs with oil later, and seamlessly morph the massage into a good shag. I must say I appreciated this choreographing of the fucking, so I happily let her choose the sequence of events: I wasn't disappointed.

Only thing: before going back in I went back to the 69, and went on again for quite a while. That is probably related to the fact that when she finally got on top and started riding me, super tight, super hot, super moaning and quite into it.....................MADE ME.  COME IN 2 FUCKING MINUTES AGAIN.

Now, let me say this: it was 4 years since the last time I came twice in the same session, and the last time that happened I had to SWEAT LIKE A PIG for like 40 minutes to grab the second orgasm. She managed to let me come twice in less than 40 minutes in a COMPLETELY EFFORTLESS WAY: none of us had broken a sweat. I suspect I could have gone in for a third time and still manage to come again in the last 10 minutes, but I'm always overly careful of not overrunning my time, so I started getting dressed while we chatted for a little more.

Overall: 8.5 body (would be 9.5 if it wasn't for the fake boobs), 8.5 face (with a 9 mouth), generally way hotter than what emerges from her pictures thanks to her natural sensuality and the lively attitude (9). Great energy and quality of the act (9), particularly for someone like me who likes vanilla sex and some level of emotional connection with the escort (this was different than usual, though: I tend to create a connection through intensity, whereas in this case it was more through humour!). She has many of the physical qualities that the best Romanian escorts have, while not requiring the tiring initial process to get them in the mood that is sometimes necessary with Romanians (the good ones, I mean). In other words, she totally is on par with people like Denisa Doll or Sophie A., body wise, but with lots of laughs right from the start.

Thoroughly recommended, if you like slim, sculpted bodies, sunny and bubbly personalities, confident girls who like to fuck and the rare gift of letting you feel at ease right from the start. At £150 with great OWO included (and, I suspect, anal for the lovers of the genre) it's not cheap but still worth it.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2015, 03:03:56 AM by ytettzru »


4 review(s) found for DIANA SUGAR DIAMONDS linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Thanks for the review and glad gou had a good time.

Pity about all the extras listed on her profile (including deep throat @ £30). Not sure how you arrived at your quoted £150 in your review. Can you please clarify ?

Might be tempted if it wasn't for the extras and the fake tits.

Also, since you saw her, what did you not like about Camilla ?

Thank you.

Offline CupidStunt

https://www.adultwork.com/2789323
... I was immediately pleased: she has the tall (probably around 173cm), hyperuranium slender body...
hyperwhatnow? Reference to Platonic perfect form??


4 review(s) found for DIANA SUGAR DIAMONDS linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline anyfucker

mmm, tempted by that body, fluffy question what's her English like?

Offline TheOracle

mmm, tempted by that body, fluffy question what's her English like?

Probably not great, when I entered the flat she told me something like "sorry, not good English"  and I immediately switched to Spanish. She has other non-verbal communication skills, though.

Offline TheOracle

Pity about all the extras listed on her profile (including deep throat @ £30). Not sure how you arrived at your quoted £150 in your review. Can you please clarify ?

£130 basic rate + £20 for OWO.

Offline TheOracle

Also, since you saw her, what did you not like about Camilla ?

I only briefly glanced at her while getting in the apartment and going out, so I might just be wrong, but I simply didn't feel like she was as super-hot as I tend to look escorts nowadays. The level of some of the girls out there is just too high: she looked more like a normal girl, and I'm looking for super-humans (given that there are a few out there). She might still be great, though, so YMMV!

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

£130 basic rate + £20 for OWO.

Thanks.

She does not even note OWO as an extra!

So she charges for that as well as Deep Throat £30 (£10 extra on top of £20) ?And £50 for CIM.

Wont be rushing to see her despite her good looks until she sorts her pricing.

Thanks for your comments on Camilla too.

Camilla looks hot in my opinion

I assume that Diana did no kissing? Wonder if Camilla does not kiss either

Offline dmitri

I saw  her but for my view total waste of money, everything on extra she lied in the profile.

 :thumbsdown:
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password02

I saw  her but for my view total waste of money, everything on extra she lied in the profile.

 :thumbsdown:

What a waste of a post - Why do you not do your own review!!!! Instead of added to other people's thread-

Offline TheOracle

So she charges for that as well as Deep Throat £30 (£10 extra on top of £20) ?And £50 for CIM.

Not sure how it works, honestly, I suspect £20 OWO, £30 OWO + DT, £50 OWO + DT + CIM. I don't care about anything that is not OWO so can' t really tell.

Wont be rushing to see her despite her good looks until she sorts her pricing.

Maybe ask via mail!

Offline TheOracle

I assume that Diana did no kissing? Wonder if Camilla does not kiss either

Why not? She kissed me a lot, and I quite liked it.

Offline dmitri

What a waste of a post - Why do you not do your own review!!!! Instead of added to other people's thread-

hey mate I am focusing in the review section I saw many well reviewed girls here. So of course I will do my own review.  anyway this Spanish girl is cute as you see from her profile.but no way worth of her rate, if she does everything @ 120 OWO+DT that is perfect but no way more than that. who on earth will spend 130+20+30=180 for an hour unless she is a famous pornstar? :)
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Offline LL

So you had only two and a half minutes of actual sex? I think I would have left disappointed afterwards (although not her fault).

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Not sure how it works, honestly, I suspect £20 OWO, £30 OWO + DT, £50 OWO + DT + CIM. I don't care about anything that is not OWO so can' t really tell.

Maybe ask via mail!

Thanks for your take, but she's not even worth an email at this stage!

Offline spkmstr48

Tattoos don't do much for me at the best of times but on the lower arms and legs, yuck!

Great review by the way. :drinks:
« Last Edit: April 04, 2015, 11:19:50 AM by spkmstr48 »
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Offline TheOracle

So you had only two and a half minutes of actual sex? I think I would have left disappointed afterwards (although not her fault).

Well, maybe, but disappointed in myself! The "actual" penetrative sex was probably 5 minutes overall, but she was clearly up for more, it was my fault if we didn't get at it for more. And there were probably 20 minutes of oral sex + lots of fondling: I had all I asked for, why would I be disappointed?!

Offline LL

Well, maybe, but disappointed in myself! The "actual" penetrative sex was probably 5 minutes overall, but she was clearly up for more, it was my fault if we didn't get at it for more. And there were probably 20 minutes of oral sex + lots of fondling: I had all I asked for, why would I be disappointed?!
I actually said that I would be disappointed.

Offline john_n

Review of Camilla in a few days. Also £20 extra for OWO and not mentioned in profile

Offline akauya

Good review ytettzru, I saw Diana (I much prefer her old name Sugar Diamonds) and I agree with much of your review. In person she is stunning, very funny and enthusiastic; shame about the fake tits and tatts though. I noticed she put her prices up a lot, I think I paid £110 for  the same services you got. I suppose I'm lucky as I saw her when she just set up her profile and was relatively "cheap". Were it not for her current prices I would see her more often.




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