Alex of NaughtyNorthernEscorts

[ProfessorYaffle]

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I booked Alex for a 1 hour incall. Price was £110.

I was originally due to see Holly of NNE but she didn't show up for work. To cut a long story short I ended up booking Alex at short notice instead.

They texted me the full address immediately.

The flat is an easy walk from Gateshead Stadium metro station. It's a nice quiet respectable area and there is plenty of parking outside the flat or in the surrounding streets.

Inside it's clean neat and tidy.

Facially she's almost attractive but didn't really hit the spot for me. Her body isn't bad, she's slim legged with a nice curvy bum and hips. Boobs are a good handful and are natural with perky nipples. She has a bit of saggy tummy fat on her though. She was wearing a nice looking black dress and heels. I gave her some black hold ups to wear.

She was friendly enough but I didn't feel she was all that chatty.

Her hygiene was mostly fine, though there was a slight whiff of sweat a couple of times (armpits I think).

I sorted the paperwork and jumped in the shower. There was soap and a clean towel but the shower was cold (which has happened 2 out of 3 times I've visited NNE's Gateshead flat), but I manned up and washed my undercarriage cold.

Services: kissing, OWO, HJ, reverse O, 69, sex (missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy), cum on bum.

She said she doesn't do CIM or facials. She said she wasn't against anal but my gut feeling was that she wouldn't actually do it in practice.

Her kissing was mostly pecks on the lips, it strayed briefly towards DFK, then back to pecks again and I quickly gave it up as a bad job. OWO was pretty good. She was responsive during reverse O but stopped me before she came - she said she had cum but I didn't think she had. During 69 I licked her for a bit then she twisted her body away so I couldn't reach her pussy. She claimed she had cum again (not true) and this had made her pussy hyper sensitive, but to me it was clear that she wanted to avoid cumming. Sex was good in missionary and doggy, she bucked back in doggy. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl didn't really get going as she was too petite to straddle me properly (though to be fair I have got wide hips).

I got a quick wash and departed.

Overall, I got some enjoyment out of it but it was a bit lacklustre in every department and I wouldn't return.

[PlasticGeordie]

Thanks for the review Prof. Sounds decidedly average. I've never used NNE. Is their service generally good ? The cold shower sounds like the worst way possible to start a session.

[ProfessorYaffle]

Thanks for the review Prof. Sounds decidedly average. I've never used NNE. Is their service generally good ? The cold shower sounds like the worst way possible to start a session.

Yes I really rate NNE and have always championed them. They have some great girls e.g. Sarah, Sasha, Carla, Amber, Nicole, April, Tori Taylor (briefly). Most of their flats are towards Teesside though so I don't use them as much as I did when they had the Ashington flat.

I think it's just that hardly anyone knows how to turn the hot water on at the Gateshead flat. Must be some weird mechanism or something.

[superfurryanimal]

I suppose encounters like this makes us appreciate our favourite ladies more.

[greychap]

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I booked Alex for a 1 hour incall. Price was £110.

I was originally due to see Holly of NNE but she didn't show up for work. To cut a long story short I ended up booking Alex at short notice instead.

They texted me the full address immediately.

The flat is an easy walk from Gateshead Stadium metro station. It's a nice quiet respectable area and there is plenty of parking outside the flat or in the surrounding streets.

Inside it's clean neat and tidy.

Facially she's almost attractive but didn't really hit the spot for me. Her body isn't bad, she's slim legged with a nice curvy bum and hips. Boobs are a good handful and are natural with perky nipples. She has a bit of saggy tummy fat on her though. She was wearing a nice looking black dress and heels. I gave her some black hold ups to wear.

She was friendly enough but I didn't feel she was all that chatty.

Her hygiene was mostly fine, though there was a slight whiff of sweat a couple of times (armpits I think).

I sorted the paperwork and jumped in the shower. There was soap and a clean towel but the shower was cold (which has happened 2 out of 3 times I've visited NNE's Gateshead flat), but I manned up and washed my undercarriage cold.

Services: kissing, OWO, HJ, reverse O, 69, sex (missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy), cum on bum.

She said she doesn't do CIM or facials. She said she wasn't against anal but my gut feeling was that she wouldn't actually do it in practice.

Her kissing was mostly pecks on the lips, it strayed briefly towards DFK, then back to pecks again and I quickly gave it up as a bad job. OWO was pretty good. She was responsive during reverse O but stopped me before she came - she said she had cum but I didn't think she had. During 69 I licked her for a bit then she twisted her body away so I couldn't reach her pussy. She claimed she had cum again (not true) and this had made her pussy hyper sensitive, but to me it was clear that she wanted to avoid cumming. Sex was good in missionary and doggy, she bucked back in doggy. Cowgirl and reverse cowgirl didn't really get going as she was too petite to straddle me properly (though to be fair I have got wide hips).

I got a quick wash and departed.

Overall, I got some enjoyment out of it but it was a bit lacklustre in every department and I wouldn't return.

She obviously hates kissing punters but felt she has to try because so many punters want it now. I find kissing so personal have not wanted to do it with many escorts.

When I think of kissing especially DFK I think you need to fancy the person you are doing it with, I don't know how a lot of the girls working the industry manage to DFK and put on a show that they want to do it.