Claudia in Bristol - should of been Plan A!

[Roth]

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I was pissed around by my Plan A today.     So as I was feeling horny my Plan B was a quick half hour with Claudia. 

Good comms by text as before.   Easy to find flat in Harbourside (same place as when I saw her last time as I remember it).  Quick shower on arrival then into DFK then 69.  Good oral skills from her.  Not too rough and not too soft but was saving myself for a fuck so onto her back and started off in mish then into doggy to finish.

All her services I tried were expertly delivered.  She's a pretty looking Pole with a nice body and she gave a good GFE.   

After I left I realised that I should have saved myself the hassle earlier in the day with the other prossie and just made Claudia my PLAN A because she did NOT disappoint! 

I would definately return but for longer next time. 

£60 for 30 mins  - very good VFM. 

Looks 7/10
Body 7/10
Service 8/10
Overall 7.5/10

[PaintBrush]

Like it!

[Roth]

Like it!

Cheers Munroe.    My Plan C would have been to try Beth if she was working and Claudia was unavailable. 

[spkmstr48]

How are the liposuction bruises coming along?

And

As you've seen her before and after, was it worth her while?

[spkmstr48]

There's something about this girl.

Combination or great service, professionalism and fun.

She's going to make a lot of money, good luck to her, highly recommended.

[ATMIV]

I had Claudia on my hotlist for sometime last year but she she went through a period of mixed reviews on here so removed her.

She seems to have really got her act together (possibly Lilly's influence?)

Back on my hotlist 

[Roth]

I had Claudia on my hotlist for sometime last year but she she went through a period of mixed reviews on here so removed her.

She seems to have really got her act together (possibly Lilly's influence?)

Back on my hotlist 

Yep that's why I put up my second review (first one was last October).    She's deffo upped her game. 

Maybe we do have Lilly to thank and I can think of a great way to do it.  Just need some funds for a duo!! 

[madeinwales56]

Nice to hear your day wasn't completely ruined by missing out on your plan A. She's now on my hot list. Cheers.

[spkmstr48]

Nice to hear your day wasn't completely ruined by missing out on your plan A. She's now on my hot list. Cheers.

Another post 1000 approaching

Claudia seems to have a rare talent for being totally in the moment when she's working but switches it off when the timer drops the coin, great girl and totally professional.

Exactly how it should be.

[Shaketherooom]

Well, ive had 2 really bad punts with her before, but always thought she looked hot. I may even be tempted to go back for 3rd time lucky. Maybe!

[spkmstr48]

Well, ive had 2 really bad punts with her before, but always thought she looked hot. I may even be tempted to go back for 3rd time lucky. Maybe!

I think if it didn't work for you, you'd have to be certain that the same thing wasn't going to happen again. No WG is right for all punters, depends what you're after.

[spkmstr48]

Feeling a bit confused, I just read through all of Claudia's reviews, and noted the following:

Seems to be a smiley fairy at times and a grumper at others.

All the negative reviews were 30 minutes

Raises the following questions:

Is she just a moody cow?

Does it depend what time of the month we see her?

Does she not like 30 minute punts as it's not long enough for her to find her happy place and enjoy it, leaving her sexually frustrated when you leave?

Is she as one reviewer suggested, "on drugs"?

[Roth]

Feeling a bit confused, I just read through all of Claudia's reviews, and noted the following:

Seems to be a smiley fairy at times and a grumper at others.

All the negative reviews were 30 minutes

Raises the following questions:

Is she just a moody cow?

Does it depend what time of the month we see her?

Does she not like 30 minute punts as it's not long enough for her to find her happy place and enjoy it, leaving her sexually frustrated when you leave?

Is she as one reviewer suggested, "on drugs"?

When I've seen her she's been happy (not down to me) and seemed normal and pretty alert and deffo not on drugs.  the punter who suggested she's on them might just of been stirring the shit cos he had a bad punt? 

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

I reckon she has a twin sister and they job share...........she was one of the worst punts I have had, and I've had a few............yet so many are positive about her?

[Roth]

I reckon she has a twin sister and they job share...........she was one of the worst punts I have had, and I've had a few............yet so many are positive about her?

I saw her first time not long after she arrived in Bristol and a few times since.  She has definately upped her game and become better as a prossie imho. 

[spkmstr48]

I reckon she has a twin sister and they job share...........she was one of the worst punts I have had, and I've had a few............yet so many are positive about her?

Yet for me she was an absolute delight, "go figure" as the morons across the Atlantic would say.

[Roth]

Yet for me she was an absolute delight, "go figure" as the morons across the Atlantic would say.

+1. Totally agree. 

[PaintBrush]

Cheers Munroe.    My Plan C would have been to try Beth if she was working and Claudia was unavailable. 

Reviewed Beth  a while back - she's.good.

Trying to sort my diary out and take a quick half hour with Claudia.

[spkmstr48]

Reviewed Beth  a while back - she's.good.

Trying to sort my diary out and take a quick half hour with Claudia.

Careful, none of the half hours with Claudia have gone well.

[PaintBrush]

Advice taken, and an hour it was.

Review to be posted.

[spkmstr48]

Advice taken, and an hour it was.

Review to be posted.

Any sneak preview here for Claudia fans?

[Roth]

Advice taken, and an hour it was.

Review to be posted.

Hope it was a good punt! 

[PaintBrush]

Unfortunately not the best.

To to fair, I intend to wait a few days to collect my thoughts a nd try and post a fair review not one
Straight of the cuff.

[spkmstr48]

Unfortunately not the best.

To to fair, I intend to wait a few days to collect my thoughts a nd try and post a fair review not one
Straight of the cuff.

Marmite girl strikes again!

I'm seriously tempted to make her a regular!

[Loveit]

This girl's feedback is more volatile than the FT 100 share index. She has been on and off my hotlist more times than I exceed the speed limit on a normal commute to work. But now off for good I think. There are too many girls with consistently positive feedback to unnecessarily risk a disappointing punt with Claudia.

[spkmstr48]

This girl's feedback is more volatile than the FT 100 share index. She has been on and off my hotlist more times than I exceed the speed limit on a normal commute to work. But now off for good I think. There are too many girls with consistently positive feedback to unnecessarily risk a disappointing punt with Claudia.

Such a shame as she can do it. You're right though, plenty of great girls about. So first time she doesn't do for me I won't be back. Or maybe quit while I'm ahead?

[Roth]

Marmite girl strikes again!

I'm seriously tempted to make her a regular!

 I love Marmite!

[Roth]

This girl's feedback is more volatile than the FT 100 share index. She has been on and off my hotlist more times than I exceed the speed limit on a normal commute to work. But now off for good I think. There are too many girls with consistently positive feedback to unnecessarily risk a disappointing punt with Claudia.

Must admit I've always had a good punt with her.  Others have not been so lucky though. 

[spkmstr48]

Must admit I've always had a good punt with her.  Others have not been so lucky though. 

Maybe it's a "horses for courses" thing and she just doesn't click with everyone.

At least we disproved the 30 vs 60 minutes theory, unfortunately at Munroe's expense, so much for my tips!

By the way, I lied when I suggested, above, quitting while I'm ahead, she might not be the best girl in Bristol but she might be the best VFM.

[JV547845]

Must admit I've always had a good punt with her.  Others have not been so lucky though. 

Good for you man.  But she's had so many lacklustre performances documented on UKP I still wouldn't book her unless I was happy risking it, or had a particular hard on for her admittedly nice photos, in which case risk be damned.

Alternatively does she just fancy you, or should we be asking you for punting tips?

[spkmstr48]

Good for you man.  But she's had so many lacklustre performances documented on UKP I still wouldn't book her unless I was happy risking it, or had a particular hard on for her admittedly nice photos, in which case risk be damned.

Alternatively does she just fancy you, or should we be asking you for punting tips?

Not just Roth, I thought she was great. There are some things about her that made me think she won't click with everyone though, hence marmite girl.

I'm with Roth on this one though, love marmite.

[Roth]

Good for you man.  But she's had so many lacklustre performances documented on UKP I still wouldn't book her unless I was happy risking it, or had a particular hard on for her admittedly nice photos, in which case risk be damned.

Alternatively does she just fancy you, or should we be asking you for punting tips?

Doubt she fancies me.    Maybe fancies my wallet.   
My only tip is to fuck her hard!

[JV547845]

My only tip is to fuck her hard!

Great, there's hope for me yet then.