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Author Topic: Faye Marie - Pinxton  (Read 2860 times)

Offline Mutinyonthecounty

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Coventry are fuck all, a shit team, shit support and The Luftwaffe had the right fucking idea when they decided to bomb the fucking place. So I'm out of my meeting and I'm driving down the Sky Blue Way in Coventry and thinking why did they fucking decided to name a road after their shit fucking football team team. And Coventry is another shithole with no history to speak of and a depressing, nondescript and soulless town/city. So I'm thinking about sex and thinking about seeing a hooker and thinking about Fay Marie at Directors Lodge, but I've got to drop off a dippy cunt I'm with in Nottingham before I can make it up to Pinxton and I can hardly make the call whilst I'm with him in the car so I make polite conversation and pass the time. So I'm on a mission to get back to west Bridgford in record time and drop the cunt off and say my goodbyes and I've got a hard on thinking about Fay Marie and her body and dirty mind. So once I've dropped him off I'm making my way over to Directors Lodge and Pinxton is a bigger shithole than Coventry and its full of ex-miners, with 'taches and calling you 'youth' and waiting for their giro to arrive so they can do it all in down the boozer. And I arrive on time at Directors Lodge and I'm inside and I wonder what sort of directors come here as even though it's ok inside it looks like the home of a serial killer, the sort of place that cunt Fred West would appreciate, and I think of him coming here with his balaclava and screwdriver and then I think that is Peter Sutcliffe and why the fuck I'm thinking about this anyway and I'm alone in the room and waiting for Fay Marie to turn up and I'm already wanking myself over the scruffy porn mags that the receptionist has thoughtfully left there for me and she clocked me and had me down as a serial wanker no doubt. And then Fay marie is in the room looking all chippy and confident and looking like a lap dancer and I'm thinking she must be 40 odd but she has the body of a 20 year old and she's stood at the edge of the bed and looking at me wanking myself and she's telling me what a dirty fucking cunt I am and how my only option is to pay hookers like her for sex and she has a sneering kind of look on her face which starts to get me ready and horny and the next thing she is spitting on my cock and then in my mouth and then the poppers are out and she is holding the bottle to my nose and telling me to sniff and I do for about 20 seconds and then the other nostril and she is telling me to look in the mirror and I'm thinking fuck me is that me - I look well and truly fucked up and then her mouth is over mine and she is dribbling saliva into my gob continuously and I'm thinking this is depraved and fucked up - and she is enjoying it a lot. And then I'm on all fours and she is pulling my balls from behind and teasing my cock which is driving me mental and then I'm down on her cunt and I can't even remember how I got there but it tastes great although all I'm doing by this stage is slobbering at it and dribbling like a stroke victim and I'm thinking she must think I'm a right cunt - but I don't care anymore as I'm too far gone and then I'm on my back and she is getting me to ring my mates wife up and I'm on the phone to her talking about them coming round to ours and our kids getting together and all the time Fay Marie is on my cock and pulling my balls and spitting in my mouth and telling me to come whilst I'm talking to Tania - and Im thinking about coming on Tania's face - but I have to hang up in a hurry and then I'm coming over my stomach and she is pulling on my balls and I'm am collapsing and go into a coma, and Fay marie is asking me whether I need some juice and I nod like and imbecile cause I can't form the words - and she laughs and she is cleaning me down and already I can feel the headache approaching. I need a pint of Stella I reckon. And then I'm in the car and driving out of Pinxton and the ex-miners, with their taches, giros and heavy drinking sessions and I look at the sad people passing by and in my head I'm singing 'between the wars' by Billy Bragg, and there's a sense of desolation within me; of being a very small person in a big world, where everything hurtles at too great a rate, and people move from conversation to conversation, life to death, all in a blinking of an eye, with nobody to notice or to care, or say that the world has been lost to madness, because the madness has by degrees become the normal thing and nor can you step aside from it - you try to keep up with the game or you get flattened.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 04:45:17 pm by Mutinyonthecounty »

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Offline Taggart

Needs fecking editing too.
Cant be arsed to read it if punters who want to do reports cannot bother to do proper punctuation.

I spotted the mention of poppers, so I guess they effect was still present when OP wrote the FR?


Offline Mutinyonthecounty

Hi - thanks for comment. I did used to apply structure, but I try to reflect in the writing style that I'm normally fucked on poppers and what that feels like, so a lack of paragraphs or structure feels more appropriate - I get your comment though as it's quite a chaotic style of writing and not to everyone's taste.

Offline badsin

It's bout 6 years since I've seen Faye Marie.... She was in her 40's then. However a cracking bird and body which many half her age would be proud of.
Is she still a good screw?

Offline Mutinyonthecounty

Hi Mate - she has to be well into her 40's I am guessing but she is up there with the best both in terms of body and service - she knows her way around a cock and has a dirty mouth on her too.

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Grammar & syntax play no part in a MOTC review that's the whole point, the sheer momentum would be lost otherwise. I for one welcome the nods to history and the legitimate social comment. I would be heartbroken if MOTC gave up punting, but should that unhappy day ever arrive, perhaps a career working for the local travel industry on the promotions side beckons?

Quality review as per usual-keep taking the poppers!!

Offline CoolTiger

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Is this the same Faye, that worked for ABC 10+ years ago????

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Offline bigrockcandy

No my friend, it isn't the same lady. Faye Marie is in a different league both physically & service wise to the other Faye.

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No my friend, it isn't the same lady. Faye Marie is in a different league both physically & service wise to the other Faye.


Thanks for clarifying. when you say different league, would you rate Faye Marie better.

Offline NIK

Grammar & syntax play no part in a MOTC review that's the whole point, the sheer momentum would be lost otherwise. I for one welcome the nods to history and the legitimate social comment. I would be heartbroken if MOTC gave up punting, but should that unhappy day ever arrive, perhaps a career working for the local travel industry on the promotions side beckons?

Quality review as per usual-keep taking the poppers!!

His reports can be hard to read, but they are always interesting!  :thumbsup:

Offline badsin


Thanks for clarifying. when you say different league, would you rate Faye Marie better.

Hi Tiger,

The Faye Marie this report is for, is, in my opinion - a legend :thumbsup:

One of the first parlour girls I ever had, and to be honest, knows her way round a cock. Exceptional figure, magnificent tits and down right crude - with the right encouragement  :cool:

I havent seen her for a while, but am really tempted.......... my wondering eye tends to go for the mid twenties blondes (always has been), same as my civilian street preferences. However should you want a real Cougar, i think the term was invented for Faye Marie!.

A good 8 years or so ago, she packed it in for a short while and and used to act as the maid/receptionist at DL. My god, even in her civilian clothes she looked like she'd been poured into her clothes. I would strongly suggest all east midlands punters worth their salt should meet her. A pleasure to bang :angelgirl:
« Last Edit: March 31, 2015, 06:46:00 pm by badsin »

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Thanks for clarifying. when you say different league, would you rate Faye Marie better.

Oh yes, there's no comparison my friend, I agree 100% with badsin's comment on this subject.

Offline Leicspunt

Sod the grammar nazis. This mans reviews are genius! If you want to read a novel, go and buy a kindle. Otherwise let the man review his hookers in his own beautiful style! Keep em
Coming! Literally.