Royal London Massage

[Hotshots76]

Royal London Massage - Baker Street (Emma)
£60 1 Hour Massage and HR


Location:
Situated about a five minute walk from Baker Street Station. Hard to get lost as it is only 3 roads away.
It is situated inside what would appear to be a legit massage parlour.
I have been to Asian Touch, in terms of accomdation it is no where near that level, this is just a small room with a massage table. Do not expect heated towels or flannels, essential oils or anything of the sort. However you can expect baby oil and tissue.



Looks/appearance:
Emma is a Polish woman. Most like around 23 years of age. She is probably best described as cute in appearence.
Around 5ft 7 and curvy, certainly not fat. All my communication leading up to this appointment was not with emma. A different number, most likely managed by the parlour.

Meet:
Polite, asked me what I wanted.
I asked for a hr massage with HR. I was told this would cost me £60, however when I requested HR to start with, massage, then HR to finish...she smiled. I asked how much, still £60. She told me I could come as many times as I wanted.

For me, this is great VFM.

The massage itself was good. Not amazing, but not terrible. Above average.

The HR... Very good. Not rushed. Allowed to build up... attention to balls...

POSITIVES:

- Very friendly
- Happy to accomodate requests.
- Value for money

NEUTRAL:
 - When texting, you may wait a while for a reply

[lewishamguy]

Saw Emma few times for b2b massage session. Indeed facially she's cute and friendly, will let you touch any part of her body while she's naked.

 
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[LL]

That's a novel approach on the rub and tug. I think you've invented the "tug and rub and tug"!

I haven't seen any of the Royal London girls for a year or so. They are all Polish and work from a series of parlours which they rent rooms in. Yes they have a "receptionist" who arranges the bookings and I was told by one of the girls that you can also book escorts through the same group. The parlour you went to on Baker Street is most definitely not legitimate . That parlour employs Polish girls of their own as well as Asian girls. They're all about the extras, just like 90% of the other massage parlours in the West End.

Thanks for the review. I'm glad to hear they're still around. In my opinion they are a lot better value than somewhere like Asian Touch where you have to barter over the extras at the end, knocking them down from a bonkers rate to an extortionate one. However at Royal London there's a lack of consistency as a couple of the girls I've seen have been shit.

[LL]

Saw Emma few times for b2b massage session. Indeed facially she's cute and friendly, will let you touch any part of her body while she's naked.

Here's her description from their website. Made me chuckle

"EMMA I am 20, Polish, long brown hair, have worked 2years as therapist 5'6", size 8, brown eye" [sic].


           

[lewishamguy]

Here's her description from their website. Made me chuckle

"EMMA I am 20, Polish, long brown hair, have worked 2years as therapist 5'6", size 8, brown eye" [sic].


           

I sincerely hope that was not written by Emma. She's 23-24yrs old and size 8-10.

 

[wakizachi]

Hey guys,

thinking about a b2b massage.

could someone please review it? I've bee for a massage and Hr before (baker st) but the room is so small...the massage bed is tiny too...

Does the girl sit on top of you, lie and rub on you? how does it work? touching allowed? rubbing? Kissing?

Thanks fellas!!

[LL]

I wasn't all that impressed with the B2B to be honest.  The main plus point is that the girl is completely naked for the entire massage so you can perv over her!  But you're right, the room is small and cramped, with a feeble massage table that you're laying on.  Monica rubbed her oily boobs up and down my back - that was the B2B part - towards the end.  If you want proper B2B you need to go somewhere there's an actual bed - e.g. search for an independent massage who works from a flat.  Just my two cents.

[wakizachi]

Thanks for the response LL!

can you recommend anyone who does that??

[LL]

Thanks for the response LL!

can you recommend anyone who does that??

I rate Brigit very highly.
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and she does full service (if you want it).  In an hour booking she gave me a superb half hour of B2B massage and then for the remaining half hour I 69'd her and fucked her. 

[wakizachi]

Hi Guys,

Going down tonight.

Options are:

Vicky
Megan
Emma

Any recommendations?

[lewishamguy]

Hi Guys,

Going down tonight.

Options are:

Vicky
Megan
Emma

Any recommendations?

I would recommend you to go for Emma.

[apprentice]

I wanted to get an appointment, but the receptionist on the phone did not know the name of the shop.  She gave me postcode but had no clue the door number or shop name I was supposed to go. 

I booked her 1.5 in advance for baker-street, my guess is the receptionist thought the customer wont come but actually when I called her at the right time, she told she does not know the shop name.  How far it is true, dont know.  Will I try again, no.   

[peter296]

Has anyone had a FOOT FETISH MASSAGE there? Just curious what would happen during it

[Marcos]

Thank you Suzy for the wonderful tantric massage you gave me last week. A great girl and a fabulous experience.
Suzy is beautiful, with a wonderful personality, and her tantric skills are simply amazing.
Never have I experienced such powerful, yet relaxing sensations spread throughout my entire body. She genuinely has magical fingers and took me to places I didnt even know existed, except in my imagination.  Very, very difficult to explain how Suzy can have this effect on someone.
I absolutely adored Suzy's soft touch all over every part of my body and felt blessed to be in her care for the an hour.

The most sensual and erotic I have ever experienced. Totally recommended!

[LL]

She genuinely has magical fingers.

I very much doubt she genuinely has magical fingers. If that were true she'd be at home, turning her own shit into gold nuggets and not tossing off randy punters for a living!

Sorry but your comments read like they were written by the lady herself. Or her employer.

[lewishamguy]

Thank you Suzy for the wonderful tantric massage you gave me last week. A great girl and a fabulous experience.
Suzy is beautiful, with a wonderful personality, and her tantric skills are simply amazing.
Never have I experienced such powerful, yet relaxing sensations spread throughout my entire body. She genuinely has magical fingers and took me to places I didnt even know existed, except in my imagination.  Very, very difficult to explain how Suzy can have this effect on someone.
I absolutely adored Suzy's soft touch all over every part of my body and felt blessed to be in her care for the an hour.

The most sensual and erotic I have ever experienced. Totally recommended!

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[akauya]

Thank you Suzy for the wonderful tantric massage you gave me last week.

Is Suzy a member of UKP? Or does she read/lurk the forum? Why thank her here otherwise?

[Silver Birch]

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