Author Topic: Lilywhite's Photographer (Read 6410 times)

Dundee Man · « **on:** March 29, 2015, 11:29:06 am »

Hello All,
I was looking at Lilywhite's profile pics and was struck by the high standard of photography. I want a top-notch photographer for an upcoming high society wedding, and I thought to myself that this person would be ideal. Then I happened to catch site of a reflection in the window........

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Back to the drawing board.

Cb76 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:42:29 am »

Ha ha!

Total epic fail!

Looks like he is rocking a stubby as well!

RandyF · « **Reply #2 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:43:37 am »

You went on Adultwork to find a photographer for a high society wedding?

Your taking the piss. You HAVE to be.

Fucking rocket.

chico1000 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:45:27 am »

Photographer seems to be enjoying himself.

RandyF · « **Reply #4 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:46:02 am »

...but I would recommend her for catering & her B & B service.

RandyF · « **Reply #5 on:** March 29, 2015, 11:50:51 am »

You see this prick DCapImages on a lot of whores feedbacks.

He fucks them too?

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 29, 2015, 12:33:26 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 29, 2015, 11:50:51 am

You see this prick DCapImages on a lot of whores feedbacks.

He fucks them too?

Randy why is he a prick....Im thinking more of a legend.......charges girls for taking naked erotic pics ...and the probably fucks them for free ....... Where do I sign up?

chico1000 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 29, 2015, 12:45:46 pm »

Dam after seeing that photo I want to see Lilly maybe skip the full Scottish though,

solway · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2015, 01:06:49 pm »

Ha ha ha - my god why is he nearly naked ?
Did Lily need stimulated ( by the looks if it he was

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Or is he just prepared for some afters

RandyF · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2015, 01:10:15 pm »

I'm no David Bailey, but getting your own bawbags reflection in a 'professional shoot' seems a but prickish

He does have one of those big pro shiny umbrella things though. Must impress the whores

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RandyF · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2015, 01:14:33 pm »

Oh look he did Naughty Tanya too!

I take it back - only a true pro could get that dozy moo to turn up.

solway · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2015, 01:15:27 pm »

He must of found it too hard to concentrate poor man

solway · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2015, 01:36:41 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 29, 2015, 01:14:33 pm

Oh look he did Naughty Tanya too!

I take it back - only a true pro could get that dozy moo to turn up.

Mm must have been "the unforeseen circumstances " she wasn't available yesterday.
Busy boy.
I need to get one o those photos brollys

auldie63 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2015, 04:29:31 pm »

Just paint the inside of a golf brolly white then any old flash pointed into it has a similar effect.

Tjkooker · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2015, 05:18:16 pm »

Wonder if the girls get impressed by his tighty whities. Bet they got skid marks though

Matrix · « **Reply #15 on:** March 29, 2015, 05:28:55 pm »

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He does have one of those big pro shiny umbrella things though.
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Maybe it's to check for std's in his 3rd eye?

Matrix · « **Reply #16 on:** March 29, 2015, 05:29:59 pm »

Managed to quote myself somehow?

JazzMan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 29, 2015, 06:02:25 pm »

Lilly looks very sexy in that photo,

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tazman1002001 · « **Reply #18 on:** March 29, 2015, 06:57:47 pm »

Quote from: JazzMan on March 29, 2015, 06:02:25 pm

Lilly looks very sexy in that photo,

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lily is very sexy in real life....... Very girl next door looks but whe she is her "working clothes" she is a really sexy wee thing......

bawbag · « **Reply #19 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:07:52 pm »

Sex in exchange for other services are standard no. I know a few that have never payed for a taxi or plumber or a landlord rent.

tigerman72 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2015, 04:34:56 pm »

Quote from: JazzMan on March 29, 2015, 06:02:25 pm

Lilly looks very sexy in that photo,

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Yes, have to admit she looks pretty amazing in that photo!
Very very tempted .....
TM

RandyF · « **Reply #21 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:26:51 pm »

Quote from: bawbag on March 30, 2015, 04:07:52 pm

Sex in exchange for other services are standard no. I know a few that have never payed for a taxi or plumber or a landlord rent.

I'm sure junkie whores will have no hesitation in sucking off a fat sweaty taxi driver to save a fiver.

...but, full time career whores? You'd hope they'd have at least some self respect left.

It does beg the question though - what WAS this Dcap-dickslapper doing mincing around in his breeks with a semi?

People are gonna think you fucked this tosser for some free pics LilyWhite...

Lilywhite · « **Reply #22 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:34:43 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 30, 2015, 07:26:51 pm

I'm sure junkie whores will have no hesitation in sucking off a fat sweaty taxi driver to save a fiver.

...but, full time career whores? You'd hope they'd have at least some self respect left.

It does beg the question though - what WAS this Dcap-dickslapper doing mincing around in his breeks with a semi?

People are gonna think you fucked this tosser for some free pics LilyWhite...

Suppose we're not allowed a personal life aye?

Ggowman · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:53:29 pm »

Lily looks like my kinda girl in that picture, might need to go do some research

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2015, 07:58:45 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 30, 2015, 07:34:43 pm

Suppose we're not allowed a personal life aye?

Lily the new pics looking great.....

Matrix · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:01:14 pm »

I reckon she still had to pay him. How else can he afford those brilliant white knickers?

As for the picture, maybe he'd just woken up and was expecting scrambled eggs?

Lilywhite · « **Reply #26 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:01:36 pm »

Thanks Taz, needed updated after the post-xmas booze/food situation

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #27 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:06:32 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 30, 2015, 08:01:36 pm

Thanks Taz, needed updated after the post-xmas booze/food situation

Will need to catch up so I can give you a once over and makes sure you back at you fighting weight lol...

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #28 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:11:37 pm »

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Only noticed a couple of new pics in the free gallery ......... Are there more new pics going up?

Tjkooker · « **Reply #29 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:37:04 pm »

Taz.... Take it to PM before the rest of us puke.

Matrix · « **Reply #30 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:45:33 pm »

Quote from: Tjkooker on March 30, 2015, 08:37:04 pm

Taz.... Take it to PM before the rest of us puke.

+1

Any chance you could switch back to the Bill Shatner picture, please TJ?

Dawg doesn't project the same level of authority.

Tjkooker · « **Reply #31 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:48:56 pm »

It's in memory of the last asshole that tried to take me down. Some twat from fife. Forgot his name.

Shatner will make a come back though

Matrix · « **Reply #32 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:49:56 pm »

Excellent!

tazman1002001 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 30, 2015, 08:56:41 pm »

Quote from: Tjkooker on March 30, 2015, 08:37:04 pm

Taz.... Take it to PM before the rest of us puke.

Jealouy will get you no where lol....

Minmatar · « **Reply #34 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:39:20 am »

pure quality, that's made my morning !

Drillakilla · « **Reply #35 on:** March 31, 2015, 06:18:58 pm »

Is Lilly not meant to have a bit of a belly or stretch marks, or am I thinking of another girl. In that pic she looks hot, and I wouldn't normally go for a girl that thin.

Lilywhite · « **Reply #36 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:43:24 pm »

Quote from: Drillakilla on March 31, 2015, 06:18:58 pm

Is Lilly not meant to have a bit of a belly or stretch marks, or am I thinking of another girl. In that pic she looks hot, and I wouldn't normally go for a girl that thin.

I do have a patch of stretchmarks, as I - and other people - have mentioned many times before. That picture is accurate though. I am a size 6 - 8.

RandyF · « **Reply #37 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:59:52 pm »

You are a very beautiful young lady LilyWhite. I've got stretch marks from the base of my scrotum ball bag, right rough round to my schuch. WTF, there's no explanations as to why, there just there! No rhyme nor reason.

This pic, I liked it at first but I have to say when I look at it now, all I see is you know who's packet.

I swear I've seen those breeks before, and for the life me of I can't fucking remember where....

Lilywhite · « **Reply #38 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:02:33 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 31, 2015, 07:59:52 pm

You are a very beautiful young lady LilyWhite. I've got stretch marks from the base of my scrotum ball bag, right rough round to my schuch. WTF, there's no explanations as to why, there just there! No rhyme nor reason.

This pic, I liked it at first but I have to say when I look at it now, all I see is you know who's packet.

I swear I've seen those breeks before, and for the life me of I can't fucking remember where....

Send me a pic Randy I'll shop you into it! I'll include your stretchmarks because I'm not fussy like that...

Drillakilla · « **Reply #39 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:04:48 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 31, 2015, 07:43:24 pm

I do have a patch of stretchmarks, as I - and other people - have mentioned many times before. That picture is accurate though. I am a size 6 - 8.

Amazing pics, girl, very hot, a 6 might be a touch too small for me, 8 would be ok, any chance of a pm of a pic of the infamous stretch marks, as I may be imagining they are way worse than my previous experiences with them on other girls, fair do's if you don't want as it's quite a personal thing....and hey you may not even care to see me in the first place

Lilywhite · « **Reply #40 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:06:46 pm »

Quote from: Drillakilla on March 31, 2015, 08:04:48 pm

Amazing pics, girl, very hot, a 6 might be a touch too small for me, 8 would be ok, any chance of a pm of a pic of the infamous stretch marks, as I may be imagining they are way worse than my previous experiences with them on other girls, fair do's if you don't want as it's quite a personal thing....and hey you may not even care to see me in the first place

Could we wait until tomorrow? I may be at a 'social event' tonight.

RandyF · « **Reply #41 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:17:29 pm »

Oh for fucks sake.

Tell me I'm mistaken PLEASE LilyWhite.

These aren't the same breeks are they?
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You did check Dcaps ID, aye? It's just these breeks belong the the good 1. Mr Sex Adeventure. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=52462.0 OMFG

That's not the good 1 with the camera is it!?

Lilywhite · « **Reply #42 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:20:28 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 31, 2015, 08:17:29 pm

Oh for fucks sake.

Tell me I'm mistaken PLEASE LilyWhite.

These aren't the same breeks are they?
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You did check Dcaps ID, aye? It's just these breeks belong the the good 1. Mr Sex Adeventure. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=52462.0 OMFG

That's not the good 1 with the camera is it!?

Don't think so. My guy is quite fit. That guy looks like he doesn't squat. Or lift.

RandyF · « **Reply #43 on:** March 31, 2015, 08:39:16 pm »

Thank the lord Lilywhite Don't think we could've got our heads round you dating the good 1.

I think your man is playing with our minds. That pic was no mistake. He wanted to be in it, pushing his packet forward like that. "SHE'S ALL MINE - NOW LOOK AT MY BAWS' he saying with his body language.

Drillakilla · « **Reply #44 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:07:59 pm »

Quote from: RandyF on March 31, 2015, 08:17:29 pm

Oh for fucks sake.

Tell me I'm mistaken PLEASE LilyWhite.

These aren't the same breeks are they?
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You did check Dcaps ID, aye? It's just these breeks belong the the good 1. Mr Sex Adeventure. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=52462.0 OMFG

That's not the good 1 with the camera is it!?

Mate what's dcaps id? I'm familiar with tineye, but that's a new one on me.

Drillakilla · « **Reply #45 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:08:56 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 31, 2015, 08:20:28 pm

Don't think so. My guy is quite fit. That guy looks like he doesn't squat. Or lift.

Of course it can, as I said you look very hot, I didn't get this hotness from you with your profile pics, and it's doing it for me, whenever you can is fine.

Lilywhite · « **Reply #46 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:09:53 pm »

Quote from: Drillakilla on March 31, 2015, 09:08:56 pm

I'll take the stretch pics as a no then young lady?

As I said, preoccupied. Sorry x

Drillakilla · « **Reply #47 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:11:29 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 31, 2015, 08:06:46 pm

Could we wait until tomorrow? I may be at a 'social event' tonight.

Responded to a wrong quote of yours, please see above.

Dundee Man · « **Reply #48 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:34:52 pm »

Sweet Jesus, what have I started?

It looks like the fame I have inadvertently given this guy has gone straight to his head!

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This can only end in tears (especially if he starts wearing them any tighter).

Mackieboy68 · « **Reply #49 on:** March 31, 2015, 10:08:51 pm »

Quote from: Lilywhite on March 31, 2015, 08:06:46 pm

Could we wait until tomorrow? I may be at a 'social event' tonight.

Can I get the pic too

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