Recently was out with a client at lunch and after popping back into the office for an hour I decided to treat myself and headed for a punt. On way to the flat I could feel a few tummy rumblings but didn't think too much of it but on arrival I only had one thing on my mind and it wasn't pussy.
In hindsight sensible thing would have been to leave punt for another day but after a few hours of daydreaming about getting balls deep I decided to proceed. Anyway into the bathroom, supposedly for a shower and unloaded - lunch, last nights dinner, you name it. Looked for toilet paper and not much left. Used it all and got in shower to clean up. Out of shower and with rumblings continuing sat down for round two. This time even worse than before - like I was pissing shit. No toilet paper though so what to do? Grabbed available towel and cleaned up as best I could before round three came on. By now whore was knocking on door telling me to hurry up but with first towel in a state I had no choice but use second towel to clean up once again. Very quickly showered my asshole and was now ready for action but I had decide what to do with towels.
With whore standing outside the bathroom door, I decided best thing for it was to put first towel which was absolutely layered in shit in the bathtub and then turn second towel which was only covered on one side inside out and place back on the rack.
Feeling a bit better I managed to get through the punt and actually really enjoyed myself. Girl was gorgeous but suffice to say I made a sharp exit after cumming so that I was long gone by the time she'd had a chance to go into bathroom to prepare for next punter. Hope she wasn't too upset!