lady red , glasgow

[mavgoose]

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Seen this lady a little while ago. I think she only does one or two days a week here & there. This meet was at a discreet budget hotel. Comms were excellent , quick & friendly.

Negatives , only one really - yes , she has a little bit of a mummy tummy , couple of stretch marks from child birth. Seeing as I lost my six pack a couple of decades ago , I can hardly talk.  But her figure is accurately represented on her profile. Lovely big squishy tits that she loves having played with. Nice legs , a few tattoos. But tasteful tattoos , bows , roses etc.

Positives , well - where to begin ?????
Funky short hair , gorgeous eyes & a very welcoming attitude. OWO was excellent , a little bit of dirty talk and enthusiastic & vocal throughout cowgirl doggy and missionary. A woman that is very confident in her own sexuality & this comes across throughout the visit.

A solid 8.5/10 & one to definitely see again.

Support your local Scottish girls. !!

[RandyF]

I got semi-excited when I read this review mavgose 

The name didn't ring any bells, sounded like fresh meat, and I'm huge fan of the born & bred Scottish flange - you painted a pretty picture!

Imagine the boner killing situation then, when I open that manky old boots page with old granny Annie slevering on the good 1's cock.

Bit of a mummy tummy?  Bit of a granny fanny too aye.

[DG]

I reviewed her a while back when she was Misssashared. Looks like same hotel. Totally agree with physical description and that she is a great girl. Only reason I haven't been back is I can't get her on a day I'm available. You didn't mention anal in your review; she loves it and I pounded her hard. Really must see her again soon. Great value too 

[mavgoose]

Hi DG. Didn't get round to asking about Anal. Will certainly ask , if I see her again. Which I plan to.
 
Randy , you are being unfair. Her profile doesn't allude to being Kate Moss. I do like young and fit also , yes - she has a  bit of a belly , but she is very very sexy.

[DG]

I'm surprised she didn't bring it up, she's really into it. I had been chatting with her for a while, again due to difficulties finding a suitable date we were both available. Even when I told her most girls wouldn't do anal with me due to size, she said she was up for a challenge! Anyway, she is a great girl, friendly and I think good looking, despite the tummy.

Agree about her profile; nothing misleading about it at all and her pics don't actually do her justice, cliche I know, but true.

BTW she loves getting her nipples sucked when she's giving oral, and she has great nipples   

[hornysixtynine]

I'm surprised she didn't bring it up, she's really into it. I had been chatting with her for a while, again due to difficulties finding a suitable date we were both available. Even when I told her most girls wouldn't do anal with me due to size, she said she was up for a challenge! Anyway, she is a great girl, friendly and I think good looking, despite the tummy.

Agree about her profile; nothing misleading about it at all and her pics don't actually do her justice, cliche I know, but true.

BTW she loves getting her nipples sucked when she's giving oral, and she has great nipples   

Are the titties that long and droopy that you can suck them whiles shes sucking on your cock? lol

[muffherwell91]

Are the titties that long and droopy that you can suck them whiles shes sucking on your cock? lol

I suspect DG may be small in stature but hung like a horse.

[DG]

Are the titties that long and droopy that you can suck them whiles shes sucking on your cock? lol

Well they are pretty big, but it's all about position and flexibility. Tbh I can't really remember how I managed it, but I did. Guess she must have been coming in from the side.

And Muff, I'm not small in stature but am hung like a horse, well a pretty big pony anyway 

[solway]

Are the titties that long and droopy that you can suck them whiles shes sucking on your cock? lol

Ha ha ha I wondered how that was achieved as well.I'm no contortionist  - well done thenDG

[RandyF]

Randy , you are being unfair. Her profile doesn't allude to being Kate Moss. I do like young and fit also , yes - she has a  bit of a belly , but she is very very sexy.

You omitted to mention her AGE Mavgoose. 45-50?  It's a stinky granny whore profile.

[DG]

You omitted to mention her AGE Mavgoose. 45-50?  It's a stinky granny whore profile.

Randy, now I don't often disagree with you, on no I do, but anyway I was asked about her age after I posted a review and said I thought 40 was about right. I could give her another couple of years maybe, but 50, no. If she is, then she's looks pretty good on it. Are we really talking about the same girl?

[RandyF]

Randy, now I don't often disagree with you, on no I do, but anyway I was asked about her age after I posted a review and said I thought 40 was about right. I could give her another couple of years maybe, but 50, no. If she is, then she's looks pretty good on it. Are we really talking about the same girl?

40, 45, 50.  You say milf I say granny.   Regardless DG, we can agree that age is of huge importance to most punters. Many of whom won't fuck anything over 30! Mavgoose forgot to mention the age thing.

She's not 'the one' btw way is she? The regular.  At least tell me if I'm hot or cold...

[Tjkooker]

No that's not DG's reg. he is however verging on whiteknight territory yet again. Cock.

[seeker]

Some guys like their fruit hanging 
like their tits hanging and the ass drooping 
I wouldn't touch that if she paid me 
each to their own etc etc 

[DG]

No that's not DG's reg. he is however verging on whiteknight territory yet again. Cock.

Even for you TJ, this post is total bollocks. I merely made reference to a comment I made in a review about how old I thought she looked. My missus is 51 but a lot of people thinks she looks much younger, even passed for 40 in some peoples minds. So guessing someone's age is an imprecise science and really not worthy of your immense intellect to pass comment on.

[DG]

40, 45, 50.  You say milf I say granny.   Regardless DG, we can agree that age is of huge importance to most punters. Many of whom won't fuck anything over 30! Mavgoose forgot to mention the age thing.

She's not 'the one' btw way is she? The regular.  At least tell me if I'm hot or cold...

You're right of course age is important in a review and no, she isn't "the one" as the the Stephen Hawkin of UKP, TJ quite rightly deduced. Only seen this lovely lady the once. We are all up shit creek if guessing a lass's age makes you a White Knight!!

[Tjkooker]

At least you agree your a cock.

[DG]

At least you agree your a cock.

And how did you deduce that Yoda?

Did you wet the bed when you were a teenager and this is how you get back at the big bad world? If there's any obsession here it seems to be your obsession with me. Do you get your kicks by bad mouthing bigger, better guys than you on here? It's like you've turned UKP into a playground. Grow up and move on. It's as well seeing you thrive in an anonymous forum as I doubt you'd have the balls to do it face to face.

[Tjkooker]

And how did you deduce that Yoda?

Did you wet the bed when you were a teenager and this is how you get back at the big bad world? If there's any obsession here it seems to be your obsession with me. Do you get your kicks by bad mouthing bigger, better guys than you on here? It's like you've turned UKP into a playground. Grow up and move on. It's as well seeing you thrive in an anonymous forum as I doubt you'd have the balls to do it face to face.

Unlike yourself I don't feel the need to create the impression I'm bigger or better than anybody. I say it as it is. A fluffy whiteknight that thinks he's bigger and better than the rest of us mere realistic punters. So I guess COCK is an appropriate name for you.

[DG]

Unlike yourself I don't feel the need to create the impression I'm bigger or better than anybody. I say it as it is. A fluffy whiteknight that thinks he's bigger and better than the rest of us mere realistic punters. So I guess COCK is an appropriate name for you.

Assuming by UKP definition a White Knight is someone who speaks up when others are being unreasonably derogatory or abusive without any good reason, then I clearly don't deny the accusation. Fluffy seems to be a state of mind and involves a degree of decency and respect for themselves and others. Again, guilty as charged. As far as being bigger or better than anyone else, I think behaviour determines who's bigger and who's better.

So I think you've made your point, albeit usually unnecessarily, on several occasions and, if you are indeed a better man, you'll have the dignity and humility to move on. Surely you really don't care who I shag or how old I think a particular girl is; is that really what you get up in the morning for?

[Tjkooker]

Your the one who feels your the bigger man so surely you should be the one to move on? You keep biting and I'll keep playing you.

As for this old whore??? Zero interest to me. Far too old and saggy. I draw the line at 45 and size 10-12.

[DG]

Your the one who feels your the bigger man so surely you should be the one to move on? You keep biting and I'll keep playing you.

As for this old whore??? Zero interest to me. Far too old and saggy. I draw the line at 45 and size 10-12.

Is that really the best you can do? You've said it all "You keep biting and I'll keep playing you". What's in it for you?

Personally I don't care who you see, and why have you told me about this girl? It's not like I asked you are recommended her to you. I like her, you don't, so what?

I really can't be bothered with this shite; how about we agree, if you stop calling me names, I'll stop calling you names. Is that how it works in the playground?

[Tjkooker]

You've yet to get the backbone to offend me 

[DG]

You've yet to get the backbone to offend me 

I've got no desire to offend you, not my style mate. Show you up for the Neanderthal retard you are maybe, but offend, no 

There two lols just for you xxx

[Tjkooker]

  oh my goodness. I really appreciate your comments. I will obviously reflect on my life and try to follow your path. Your posting on a site about prossies. Get fucking real you cock!

[DG]

oh my goodness. I really appreciate your comments. I will obviously reflect on my life and try to follow your path. Your posting on a site about prossies. Get fucking real you cock!

Sorry mate, dropped off there after reading yet another insightful contribution from you. Seems I have a lot to learn from a real master of his craft.

Well that's the best I can do, think I'll save my razor sharp wit and intellect for the rest of the UKP community. Have a great life and happy punting mate.

[Tjkooker]

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