Author Topic: Hooot Alice (Read 3076 times)

Private Parts · « **on:** March 26, 2015, 08:12:39 am »

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Whilst some were bickering on these pages (you know who you are) I took the opportunity of a visit to this "Girl next door"
For anybody wanting your amoureuse to jump at you from the top of the wardrobe you will be dissappointed. For anyone wanting a tonsilectomy from the moment you walk through the door, keep taking the linctus. However if you fancy a challenge albeit a pleasant one read on.
Pretty young thing, comms good, timekeeping iffy, polite though. Well appointed clean accommodation with good parking where she is based.( I would think this is a prerequisite for her for where she stays , so a thoughtful lass.)
Age about right but the photos I would question, I don't recall seeing the Tat from her photos.(!)
Services as per list, but for the first five minutes I was edging the walk as it "wasn't working". Alice "needs to weigh you up" as you her.
If your objective is to bang her back doors through the wall, good luck in trying. You need to be a bit more of a man.
All you pay to fuck and sling in the gutter boys might have to learn a bit here.
Once warmed she proceeded to do everything for me. The next 50 minutes could have been one long blowie as this young lady has an affinity, I have never seen before, for the pork sword,sabre of love, whatever you call your pride and joy. Interspersed with a grinding cowgirl from time to time she emptied me by the end. Though not CIM.
I had read of Hooot's love of the male member in her mouth and that was what I came for, and got.
But take it easy gents, if in a hurry dont bother, if you want a soapy shower with her afterwards which time permitting could lead to another pop, I think you will enjoy.
Details
Incall, £120 phr, relaxed atmosphere. One for the specialist if you want VFM
So a positive for me
PP

Edit.Her AW profile was a stage production, lifted from a variety of pages. Take it for what it's worth.

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #1 on:** March 26, 2015, 10:58:31 am »

Glad u enjoyed PP. A few questions if you have the time. DFK? Allows fingers? Deep oral? No mention of A in the review, was it on offer when you visited?

Private Parts · « **Reply #2 on:** March 26, 2015, 12:45:17 pm »

I think if given time she would come round. As I said. The AW site is all bells and whistles but she really is a lovely girl and probably will if she has confidence in you. Go at it hard and the shutters would come down. Crack it and your dick will be well satisfied.
Something some of our contributors wouldn't understand. Horses for courses.

Sylvester · « **Reply #3 on:** March 26, 2015, 02:24:08 pm »

Glad you had a good time - at least I think you had a good time.

This has got to be one of the most curiously written reviews I have read. I found it to be a genuinely difficult read, not in the 'written by a prossie' sense, just odd sentence structure and full of vaguely cryptic comments.

I think I got the point in the end - she's a slow starter and if you treat her nicely you'll have a good time. At least I think that was it??

kgvatz · « **Reply #4 on:** March 26, 2015, 02:49:10 pm »

I saw her twice before her brief move to epsom and its true shes slow to warm up to you but shes great once you get her settled. First time i let my self down a tad and she was great with it but the fear set in for some reason haha. Second visit was great tho and its true she could suck blood out a stone. I should really do my reviews for her.

xsw21 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 26, 2015, 03:17:29 pm »

I’m glad you guys had a good time with her, but I still stand by my review of her.

She clearly told me that she hates escorting and I could tell how unhappy she was with it. You can kid yourself all you like by thinking that she’s just a slow starter, but the truth is that she hates every second she spends with clients.

Everyone has their own opinions and if you guys enjoy your time with her, then great, but i would rather spend my money on the wg’s that actually love the sex and enjoy my company.

thekman100 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:39:49 pm »

Hi xsw, Alice is one of my favourites and I have seen her several times.

I would find it very surprising to hear she told you directly she 'hates escorting'. Her english is quite limited and she is very shy. I think most of her issues is language and being able to talk to her punters fluently, I would guess she misunderstood what you were saying. Why would any WG say this to a punter?

Having said this, I don't think she relishes punting several times a day, she is very busy nowadays due to her good reputation.

However, she really tries to please me everytime. She provides the services she knows I like without prompt, we chat as best we can and provide each other with massages. Hers is really excellent. i have paid good money for worse!

I confess to having a massive soft spot for her and if she really disliked this industry I would do my best to help her out of it. She could very easily become a HR/Massage provider and earn £100 an hour. Without a doubt.

thekman100 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2015, 10:43:28 pm »

also. PP, what tattoo are you referring to? I can't see any on her AW profile. If you look at the multiple pose photo and look at the face it is definitely Alice. I've kissed it enough times to know it well!

Private Parts · « **Reply #8 on:** March 29, 2015, 08:52:50 am »

Quote from: thekman100 on March 28, 2015, 10:43:28 pm

also. PP, what tattoo are you referring to? I can't see any on her AW profile. If you look at the multiple pose photo and look at the face it is definitely Alice. I've kissed it enough times to know it well!

Main Picture Viewing Balcony. Right leg, Side rear of her shin. Or it's smeg on the lens!
PP

thekman100 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2015, 12:20:35 am »

ooh, didn't spot that. umm..I have to confess, that photo is the one that least looks like Alice. The multiple one is a dead cert.

Anyway, I'm glad I found her. I might bring up her 'happiness' on my next visit. I do think we get on so I reckon she'd tell me straight. I'd rather know the truth as she usually says I make her happy after our leisurely chats/massages. Maybe she has a lot of rude regulars?

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2015, 09:18:35 am »

Quote from: thekman100 on March 31, 2015, 12:20:35 am

ooh, didn't spot that. umm..I have to confess, that photo is the one that least looks like Alice. The multiple one is a dead cert.

Anyway, I'm glad I found her. I might bring up her 'happiness' on my next visit. I do think we get on so I reckon she'd tell me straight. I'd rather know the truth as she usually says I make her happy after our leisurely chats/massages. Maybe she has a lot of rude regulars?

Proceed with caution T100 unless u have all under control. Ur post has traits of EAS, so make sure u punt around

thekman100 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2015, 01:11:45 pm »

EAS?

Don't worry, I get around on my occasional punts. ;-)

Stacy of Wimbledon hopefully today!

Private Parts · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2015, 07:44:03 pm »

H&L is right Kman. She has that innocence that would sell you a Poppy in February.
PP

thekman100 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 01, 2015, 01:50:36 am »

I'm so confused. EAS? Poppies in February. I am getting you mean don't be sucked in but I don't understand the references!!

HappyandLucky · « **Reply #14 on:** April 01, 2015, 05:26:03 am »

Quote from: thekman100 on April 01, 2015, 01:50:36 am

I'm so confused. EAS? Poppies in February. I am getting you mean don't be sucked in but I don't understand the references!!

Emotional Attachment Syndrome. If your interested, do a search for threads on this forum. In short falling for a WG.

thekman100 · « **Reply #15 on:** April 01, 2015, 11:26:22 pm »

Got it.

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