It was my first ever experience with a WG and will 100% be my last. I am tempted to come clean to the wife.
Ha ha, bloody hell,I can picture the convo now....
You... err, darling, I love you, you know that don't you...
Mrs... yes, what have you done wrong?
You... I've podged a prossie bareback and I'm worried I've got herpasemplex 10, I only podged her once though
Mrs... get out, wait til I tell my mother and all the rest of the family
You... DARLING DARLING DARLING