I had a similar time but very different experience with this sp to od13218.
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External Link/Members OnlyActually very unpleasant.
Comms were tricky from the start. Got through on phone -could I call back in 10 - ok - awkward conversation -nearby postcode to her given=- could I confirm when I left to see her? - OK. Confirmed by text as I set out for the 90 min drive. First mistake of MANY by her reckoning! Arr at location txt, no response, call, engaged.Call again at time. when she answered she was very stroppy, told me I had not confirmed therfore no booking. I told her I had confirmed - she hung up.
Started on plan B....
She texts me "ok do you want booking?" I call "yes please" more stroppy stuff about how I'd messed up, she now had to cancel next booking etc (not very convincing)wait 5... then another 5. then directions.
Arrived, shown in to IMMACULATE house. She looks good - nice body, ok facially, not a gargoyle. Paperwork then lead upstairs nice view of cute ass, Offered shower or 'Swedish washdown'. The latter was new to me and whenI asked she looked at me like I was retarded. I'd showered before setting out so she decided on 'swedish washdown' This was the best bit. She undressed me, took me into the bathroom and proceeded to wash my cock,balls and arse at the sink. I thought things were looking up! She asked if I liked a little prostate play - 'Yes please'
Then through to bedroom. At this point she asked what I like and I asked for cum twice in the hour (Big mistake, apparently). She said 'We'll see we'l start with massage. I thought from the recent review this would be brief and segue nicely into sex play. (as it has done with other very good sp's)
But no. OK massage but of the time wasting variety with an endless commentary on the awfulness of punters and of all my mistakes - I was apparently 'shitty' with her about I don't know what and had 'created an atmophere'. Lordknows how, but it seemed from her account everybody else did.
Then she asked me to spread my legs. at this point I was naively expecting credit card swipes and some nice anal play but what I got was a vibrator RAMMED up my arse - Very painful.
Not good. I declined any further anal administrations. Why does this woman dislike me so much?
She goes on to work my cock with half hearted but vigorous hand job. BUT she does look very good naked. I try to improve things with RO. LOts of unconvincing oohs and aaahs then 69 with with condom - poor BJ - I like to see, but none of that, no DT on offer in evidence. Then she produces a dildo/vibrator and asks me if I want to use it on her. I try to switch it on - no batteries - "but ive got this hard cock here' 'ok then'. Dull sex in variety of mish then she says 'this isn't working lets try doggy'. Nice view but not the best action till pop1
Sorry if this is tedious but thats how it was. Ive recently had a run of excellent punts with women who fill an hour with as much pleasuring as they can and this was an awful letdown.
She did get a second pop out of me with a resentful perfunctory handjob. The whole thing was filled with complaint about all punters and my mistakes.
If you like complaint and boredom , she's your girl.
Such a contrast to delightful, enthusiastic (often EE women)
Would never go back.
p.s I must post some of the V positve reviews of recent excellent punts
Topic: Honeyminx-Canterbury - BAD GFE (Read 3583 times)
