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Sylvester

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£120 for an hour. Incall at a perfectly decent flat close to Bayswater station.

The same as with a few other girls, there seems to be a bit of a clump of reviews appearing all at once abut Lexi this week.  I saw Lexi earlier this week based on a couple of pretty strong recent reviews and a very strong personal endorsement. 

I think the first thing to do, which I am absolutely amazed hasn't been picked up by anyone else, is say that the girl in the AW photos (at least the face pics) is not Lexi.  She told me in no uncertain terms that she has a bf who is unaware of her 'hobby', and  therefore will not post her face online.  At all.  This reason alone is why she has scored a neutral from me - it is a technical B&S.

On the plus side, she is very, very fit, as has been uniformly described in all of her reviews.  Her fake boobs are a little bit too porno for my tastes - very firm and pronounced.  Nicely responsive and sensitive nipples however.  She has a large back and side tattoo, which draws immediate parallels with Sweet Maria (based 5 minutes up the road), External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only, who for my money still has the best body and best tattoo I have seen on a girl.  They also both have tattooed eyebrows, which I really dislike.

Lexi is friendly, chatty, speaks very good English, and is reasonably accommodating.  She does have a few rules - no fingers, etc, and she does use wipes, but I don't see why this would really bother anyone.

Contrary to a couple of other reviewers, I found her pretty tight, and she managed to squeeze 2 pops out of me in 40 minutes, which is pretty quick for me.  Once in doggy, and once with oral - and I would say her oral technique is among the best I have experienced personally - just the right amount of pressure applied to the correct parts - not porno, just effective.

On the downside, for all of her pleasant attitude, I felt it was all a bit perfunctory - there was no real connection, and while I normally enjoy RO very much on this occasion I felt I was wasting my time.

So a pretty ok punt - not amazing, with a very gym toned girl, who looks very similar to, but is not, the girl in her AW face pics.

I def wouldn't say don't go, because everything about her is pretty good, but I didn't think she was outstanding.  If I was in the area, I would go and see Maria however, who I think represents an overall upgrade on Lexi.
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 10:20:28 am by Sylvester »

marty_mcfly

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Two not so positive reviews and now this neutral one following her price increase (thanks to West8's generousity). Serves her right for being greedy and increasing her prices. My hotlist has become shorter.

Sylvester

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Two not so positive reviews and now this neutral one following her price increase (thanks to West8's generousity). Serves her right for being greedy and increasing her prices. My hotlist has become shorter.
If you want to pick on an issue, it's not the price it's the dodgy face pics...

marty_mcfly

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If you want to pick on an issue, it's not the price it's the dodgy face pics...

That's even worse.

Sylvester

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One more thing, I was PM'd this link a couple of times and assured it was Lexi.  This is the reason I went to see her:

External Link/Members Only

It absolutely is not her.  I showed her the pics and she was quite cross that people are claiming it's her, as it's bad for business when folk turn up and Re disappointed...

Online ukchap

I guess the best way to avoid your customers being disappointed is to point out in your advert or profile that it is not your face in your pics?

UK Chap

Offline droplet

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£120 for an hour. Incall at a perfectly decent flat close to Bayswater station.

The same as with a few other girls, there seems to be a bit of a clump of reviews appearing all at once abut Lexi this week.  I saw Lexi earlier this week based on a couple of pretty strong recent reviews and a very strong personal endorsement. 

I think the first thing to do, which I am absolutely amazed hasn't been picked up by anyone else, is say that the girl in the AW photos (at least the face pics) is not Lexi.  She told me in no uncertain terms that she has a bf who is unaware of her 'hobby', and  therefore will not post her face online.  At all.  This reason alone is why she has scored a neutral from me - it is a technical B&S.

On the plus side, she is very, very fit, as has been uniformly described in all of her reviews.  Her fake boobs are a little bit too porno for my tastes - very firm and pronounced.  Nicely responsive and sensitive nipples however.  She has a large back and side tattoo, which draws immediate parallels with Sweet Maria (based 5 minutes up the road), External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only, who for my money still has the best body and best tattoo I have seen on a girl.  They also both have tattooed eyebrows, which I really dislike.

Lexi is friendly, chatty, speaks very good English, and is reasonably accommodating.  She does have a few rules - no fingers, etc, and she does use wipes, but I don't see why this would really bother anyone.

Contrary to a couple of other reviewers, I found her pretty tight, and she managed to squeeze 2 pops out of me in 40 minutes, which is pretty quick for me.  Once in doggy, and once with oral - and I would say her oral technique is among the best I have experienced personally - just the right amount of pressure applied to the correct parts - not porno, just effective.

On the downside, for all of her pleasant attitude, I felt it was all a bit perfunctory - there was no real connection, and while I normally enjoy RO very much on this occasion I felt I was wasting my time.

So a pretty ok punt - not amazing, with a very gym toned girl, who looks very similar to, but is not, the girl in her AW face pics.

I def wouldn't say don't go, because everything about her is pretty good, but I didn't think she was outstanding.  If I was in the area, I would go and see Maria however, who I think represents an overall upgrade on Lexi.

You can tell that face pics are not her because the ones with face have smaller boobs.

I saw her last week. I think she was pretty hot, but not as hot as the girl in the pics with the face unfortunately.

Offline bucksboy

Wow...if it was i think we would be forming a not so orderly line around her block!  :drinks:

Offline droplet

By the way, do you remember if she has any tatoos on her feet?

The ones with face pic shows she has tato on her feet.

I dont remember seeing them.

Sylvester

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Wow...if it was i think we would be forming a not so orderly line around her block!  :drinks:
You are not wrong.  I saw her based entirely on those pics and a very strong assurance from a UKP regular that it was her.

It's not often that you see a hot girl, but are actually disappointed that she's not in fact even hotter.  Those pics are doing her no favours.

Sylvester

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By the way, do you remember if she has any tatoos on her feet?

The ones with face pic shows she has tato on her feet.

I dont remember seeing them.
Don't recall seeing her feet.  One of the AW gallery shots shows her with a large tat over her left tit, which she doesn't have so again, obviously not her...

Offline bucksboy

Sorry to hear that...poor form really...still, sure your next one punt will be better  ;)

Type_O_Negative

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Two not so positive reviews and now this neutral one following her price increase (thanks to West8's generousity). Serves her right for being greedy and increasing her prices. My hotlist has become shorter.

Don't forget one positive review came from member who holds Uberwanker status so his credibility is below zero.
Some here are so fluffy they didn't notice they were B&Switched. :hi:

Type_O_Negative

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Don't recall seeing her feet.  One of the AW gallery shots shows her with a large tat over her left tit, which she doesn't have so again, obviously not her...
Thank you for clarifying this situation with her. :hi:

Sylvester

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Sorry to hear that...poor form really...still, sure your next one punt will be better  ;)
Currently mulling over just how quickly I want to go back to see Horny Slutty Kasia.  She is good for what ails ya.

Part of me would see her every day, and spoon feed her quails eggs and fois gras (after fucking the living shit out of her obviously), but another part wants to hold back and build the anticipation a bit.  She's away for a bit soon anyway, so that decision is kind of made.

I want to see her with a South African tan...

Offline bucksboy

See its true...great minds really DO think alike!!

Offline claretandblue

interesting review thanks,op at least you now know to take westie's "reviews" with an extremely large pinch of salt

west8

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interesting review thanks,op at least you now know to take westie's "reviews" with an extremely large pinch of salt

Guess you missed the other key review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50614.0

Either that or you're simply talking shit. I'm quite surprised as you normally seem to be one of the most level-headed members on here, C&B.

Type_O_Negative

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Guess you missed the other key review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50614.0

Either that or you're simply talking shit. I'm quite surprised as you normally seem to be one of the most level-headed members on here, C&B.
I still prefer Sylvester's word against yours and agcnospam's.

Sylvester

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I still prefer Sylvester's word against yours and agcnospam's.
Thanks very much.  Can I borrow some money?

west8

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I still prefer Sylvester's word against yours and agcnospam's.

Given your single punt in eight months as a member here, Lexi must be distraught with disappointment at the future loss of earnings from your non-bookings.

Here's an idea: why not book ANY girl and then report back on here with a Review. It's called making a contribution. :hi:

Type_O_Negative

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Thanks very much.  Can I borrow some money?
Well i was about to ask you about some money, what a coincidence  :hi:

Sylvester

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Given your single punt in eight months as a member here, Lexi must be distraught with disappointment at the future loss of earnings from your non-bookings.

Here's an idea: why not book ANY girl and then report back on here with a Review. It's called making a contribution. :hi:
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Mate, he's clearly a standup guy and a sweet judge of character. Leave him be...... :thumbsup:
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 06:51:26 pm by Sylvester »

Sylvester

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Well i was about to ask you about some money, what a coincidence  :hi:
Call it quits then?

Type_O_Negative

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Given your single punt in eight months as a member here, Lexi must be distraught with disappointment at the future loss of earnings from your non-bookings.

Here's an idea: why not book ANY girl and then report back on here with a Review. It's called making a contribution. :hi:

Well i used to punt once a month. However last january i decided to break this rule - now i punt 2-3 times a month. So you are very wrong if you think i punted only once in last eight months.

Regarding Lexi - she will be very disappointed on this day she will discover who you are. But it's too late now for her.



west8

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Now i punt 2-3 times a month. So you are very wrong if you think i punted only once in last eight months.

Thanks for all those reviews of your '2-3 times a month'.



Regarding Lexi - she will be very disappointed on this day she will discover who you are. But it's too late now for her.

Oh dear, I wish I could see things in such a simple, clear-cut manner. I used to be able to - until I hit puberty. Hopefully you will too, one day.

Offline Ladypleaser

There was a polish wg which also went with the name of 'Lexi'. She was working in 'Horny Lucy's' flat beck when she was in Earl's Court. I am beginning to wonder if that is her

Type_O_Negative

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Thanks for all those reviews of your '2-3 times a month'.



Oh dear, I wish I could see things in such a simple, clear-cut manner. I used to be able to - until I hit puberty. Hopefully you will too, one day.

What a defeat. Does it hurt? A word from UKP member with 180 posts and 13 reviews is more important for me than yours? Guess why?

west8

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What a defeat. Does it hurt? A word from UKP member with 180 posts and 13 reviews is more important for me than yours? Guess why?

Yes, I'm absolutely devastated. Close to tears and topping myself in fact.

I don't need to guess why - I know why. You also know why. It's because you're full of shit.

Either you lied about your punts or you're an ungrateful little lurking shit who contributes little and leeches information from the rest of us.

Type_O_Negative

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Yes, I'm absolutely devastated. Close to tears and topping myself in fact.

I don't need to guess why - I know why. You also know why. It's because you're full of shit.

Either you lied about your punts or you're an ungrateful little lurking shit who contributes little and leeches information from the rest of us.

Your credibility here is below zero. Just to remind you - you are UBERWANKER.

Sylvester

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What a defeat. Does it hurt? A word from UKP member with 180 posts and 13 reviews is more important for me than yours? Guess why?
182 dude...

Offline claretandblue

Guess you missed the other key review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50614.0

Either that or you're simply talking shit. I'm quite surprised as you normally seem to be one of the most level-headed members on here, C&B.

I dont think I was talking shit though perhaps it was a little unfair, a lot of your reviews contain valuable information but they do seem to veer from either being "the best ever" or you and mustafa running into some kind of scrape, just seems to be one extreme or the other...

Type_O_Negative

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I dont think I was talking shit though perhaps it was a little unfair, a lot of your reviews contain valuable information but they do seem to veer from either being "the best ever" or you and mustafa running into some kind of scrape, just seems to be one extreme or the other...

Even Sigmund Freud would give up with wank8.

Sylvester

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I dont think I was talking shit though perhaps it was a little unfair, a lot of your reviews contain valuable information but they do seem to veer from either being "the best ever" or you and mustafa running into some kind of scrape, just seems to be one extreme or the other...
I think maybe we should look back to the 1950's and introduce a serialised weekly cartoon strip:

"The Weekly Adventures of Westie and his Faithful Manservant".

Next week's edition - 'Mustafa Saves The Day!'

Offline jsparky

 May I ask is that the same Lexi use to attend the LMP parties? :hi:

She was really fit and go to gym regularly.

Offline NightKid

@OP While I don't agree with the way you come off all fluffy with the girls you review positively, fair play to you for highlighting the technical B&S and rating appropriately.

Offline kong

that's some serious bullshit about the face. i thought this girl looked absolutely beautiful but now i find out she's using fake pics.

why not just upload pics with a blurred face?!

although that girl from ukbackpage looks super hot too - anyone seen her?