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Offline unclesweetheart

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If you had told me a year ago that girls like Lindsey REALLY exist, I would have laughed at you. Such an obvious male wank-fantasy. Maybe the girl PRETENDS to enjoy that stuff, but it's only because you're paying her etc etc.

So I'm actually a bit stunned.

Two things to set the report in context. 1. I had just got over a bad cold, and – frankly – was feeling under par. Given how difficult it is to get to see Lindsey I didn't want to cancel but having spent most of the day in bed at home in bed, recuperating, I was NOT in a terribly sexy mood. 2) Once I unpacked in the hotel room, the fucking blue pill had gone missing. (I still don't know where it went.) So: bad start, very.

Had agreed to meet Lindsey in a boozer near the hotel and finally she texted she was outside. Tall - just shorter than me (I'm 5' 11”), long hair. Very revealing short skirt. Hold ups. Lovely face, wholly open eyes. Very very seriously cute. We sit and talk. Lindsey, note, buys the drinks. I tell her that I might not be playing with a full deck tonight. She looks a bit disappointed but says that ok she'll go easy on me. We start groping in the pub. Normally the little chap would have been up and scenting air at this point, but very little stirring. Which was ridiculous, and I was fearing that this might turn out to be a madly fustratingly disappointing evening.

We leave for the hotel and I feel for her pussy – easy to do: very short thin skirt, virtually no knickers. She's already wet. Snogging. Some stirring downstairs (thank fuck). We get to the lift and she turns round and lifts her dress as I yank down her knickers to lick & finger her pussy and arse. Quite hard fingering, as Lindsey is genuinely submissive and really – it's absolutely true – loves being dominated by a forceful man.

We get outside the lift and I pull her panties down to just above her knees because I want to see her walk along the corridor with, well, her panties half way down her legs. Lindsey just takes them off. Before we get into the room I push her against the wall, deep kiss her and finger her roughly. She's moaning and my fingers tell me her moans are real. I feed her my fingers to suck. Then push my fingers deeper down her throat.

We get in the room and there follows 2 hours of filth and gorgeous pleasure. The porn star she most reminds me of in terms of attitude and submissiveness is Samantha Bentley. Lindsey is as ravenous as Ms Bentley in her movies. And in both cases it's absolutely genuine. I like being dominant, but Lindsey pushes you to take it as far as she takes it: this is why I'm a bit stunned. When we talked later, she admitted that she likes to push people to find what really makes them sexually tick.

So, we get in the room. Lindsey rips off her clothes and in all her fucking glory is on all fours on the bed as I stand over it. Massively DFK. Hands everywhere. I'm chucking my clothes off and she is basically devouring my cock (which has now, thank God, joined the party). I have never in my life been taken so deep. She forces me into her mouth then I can feel it go further, through another opening, right down in her throat. I get hold of her head and force my cock absolutely down as far as it can go. Face fuck her hard and fast. Slap her arse. Then really slap it.

It is totally wild. Like in Stingray, anything can happen in the next 2 hours. Great, great feeling.

Then Lindsey flips over and hangs her head over the end of the bed. I've seen porn I know what to do. All I can say is, it is impossible to face-fuck Lindsey too hard or too fast. While I'm doing it I roughly finger her pussy. Fast, hard and deep. She likes it. She likes me slapping her pussy too. Not too hard, but enough to make her jump. It makes her wetter.

I can't go into every detail, because it's a fucking blur. For 2 hours we go at it. Lindsey is immensely tactile, so you're always kissing, or fingering, or wanking, or fucking. Reverse oral with me grabbing up her hair and using her head to wank with while I spit on her cunt to lubricate it and flick her clit with my tongue. It doesn't let up. I came first after a protracted rimming from Lindsey, her tongue brilliantly up my arse and licking around it, followed by some more face-fucking and then wanking every drop into her mouth. The second time I wanked over her while she lay passive by my side, while she told me her darkest and filthiest fantasies. She then licked up all my cum off me, and told me off for hating it because it tickled so much. I told her it was just like a girl after she's come: very sensitive pussy, you know? So she licked it up less ticklinglishly.

OK so she's genuinely submissive + genuinely loves being dominated: slapping, yanking her back by the hair and kissing her neck. Kissing her all fucking over for however long and wherever you like. She kissing you back over and over and over. Beautiful. Four fingers then most of your hand up her cunt. But also there's real tenderness: just lying there, canoodling, fondling, gently kissing. Her using a vibrator on her clit until she came while she – gently this time – sucked me.

There was not enough straightforward fucking because you can't cheat your body: I was, as I say, below par. This more than slightly disappointed Lindsey: she wanted more straight hard fucking. That'll have to wait till next time (in a month, because she's so ridiculously busy.)

A lovely shower together, me soaping her all over. We'd arranged to go for a curry. Great chilled and wide-ranging chat about BDSM, the escorting scene, UKP, sex. The waiters get a bit shifty because it's nearing midnight but time's rushed by. I drive Lindsey near her home. In pre-punt texts, we'd exploring the possibility of some naughty (+ anal) sex in public, but we're both completely fucked. A long kiss then off she goes. I drive home.

So like I say, if you'd have told me girls like Lindsey exist before I'd started punting I'd have very confidently laughed in your face: young, beautiful, exceptionally highly sexed, highly intelligent, tender yet filthy, submissive yet nobody's fool? Yea right.  A girl who loves what she does, every new client turns into a regular, who is at least as totally filthy and horny as any man and yet who is basically a normal, affectionate, funny, sensible young woman? As if. It is hard to believe but it's totally true.

I thanked her in a text for an epic evening and she texted back: “thank you also for a night of great pleasure and conversation. So lovely to meet you.” I'm hooked. Roll on April.
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64 review(s) found for Lindsey_xxx linked to in above post (64 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline west8

Good review USH; Lindsey is clearly something of a sexual superstar with a great attitude.

I'm surprised you didn't conclude with the words 'Kavita who?'  ;)

password02

Great review I am green with jealousy  :vomit: (Its the only green smiley here)

She is very good and what makes her even better is that she is Genuine, Honest and actually wants to have fun with her clients.

Seen her a few times and she does get better every time - She is young, fresh, sexy and likely to be the find of 2015

Glad you had an excellent time

Offline KentAde

So glad I managed to get in the queue! Roll on next Friday......  :yahoo:

Offline unclesweetheart

So glad I managed to get in the queue! Roll on next Friday......  :yahoo:

You lucky, lucky bastard! I have to wait a whole fucking month! But she is incredibly busy and really does have a full-time "real world" job too.
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Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Wow, as if my appetite for my booking needed any further whetting ------  :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Glad it was epic USH  :thumbsup:

Offline unclesweetheart

Good review USH; Lindsey is clearly something of a sexual superstar with a great attitude.

I'm surprised you didn't conclude with the words 'Kavita who?'  ;)

Thanks W8. Lindsey is absolutely a sexual superstar. Up for everything and anything. And having met her there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she really loves + is excited by what she does. But unlike most superstars, is (as Password says) totally honest and genuine and bullshit-free.

Kavita pencilled indelibly in for the week after next. Can't have too much of good things.
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Thanks W8. Lindsey is absolutely a sexual superstar. Up for everything and anything. And having met her there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that she really loves + is excited by what she does. But unlike most superstars, is (as Password says) totally honest and genuine and bullshit-free.

Kavita pencilled indelibly in for the week after next. Can't have too much of good things.

Hi Uncle S

Great to see you had a filthy time with Lindsey. :thumbsup:

HD  :diablo:

Offline The Beano

What a great review, unfortunately I have to wait until May until I get to meet Lindsey, and even then I have to share her with a certain Miss KDD.
TB

Offline unclesweetheart

What a great review, unfortunately I have to wait until May until I get to meet Lindsey, and even then I have to share her with a certain Miss KDD.
TB

Cheers The Beano! And cheers HD as well - & many many thanks for recommending Lindsey in the first place.

You will have a blast. Lindsey suggested doing a threesome with another girl I've seen, who's never done one before, and explained that she loves women and is totally full on: " I don't hold back." Which I can absolutely believe, since I've been the stunned recipient of exactly that. Just get plenty of sleep and maybe step up the exercise regime before the meet. It's an opportunity you're not going to want to waste.
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What I don't understand is why all correspondence with her goes unread and deleted. Face pic available upon request my ar$e
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 06:17:21 AM by filatino_jay »

Offline london

What I don't understand is why all correspondence with her goes unread and deleted. Face pic available upon request my ar$e

Haha . Probably she blocked  you

I don't know what happened between y and her but she told me she is selecting her client very carefully.

She is very polite and has a full time job and very care about her privacy .

Offline london

Fantastic review USH  :hi:

The best review so far about Miss L IMO

I  will see her in April for second time and I think  I will contact her and ask her to change our booking to overnight and I hope she has time .

There is ONLY one big problem about Lindsey : I don't want to see other girls since I met her . So addective and I always thinking about how I fk her next time. I used to see 2 to 3 girl a week but since I met her I only saw 2 girls in one month . I have to find a way to forget about her   ;)

She is beautiful , best kisser.  Best rimming , best anal, really submassive girl and  Nothing fake about her.

While she is submassive in sex she is has strong personality in real life and very cleaver .

I can't wait to see her again .
« Last Edit: March 07, 2015, 08:17:08 AM by london »

password02

 :manhater:
What I don't understand is why all correspondence with her goes unread and deleted. Face pic available upon request my ar$e

Perhaps she has blocked you? ?? :hi:

Offline marty_mcfly

Hasn't replied to my message either.
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Offline Old monk

Yep, same probs with me. Obviously she has every right not to see anyone but if your in a service industry, every pun intended, you probably should be good at correspondence.
I for one will take my ignored emails elsewhere, wish her and you all luck and move on.

password02

Seems she has just updated her profile and is now fully booked until May - So March & April is now fully booked and she is now only accepting bookings from May 1st

I had already spoken to her a few days ago to try and arrange a booking but she told me that as she has a full time job, she can only do a limited number of out calls per week. I also asked her about my email reply as she answered mine 3 days later - she told me she was getting 50-60 email per day and did not have time to answer back all every day.

Seems all of UKP and AW punters are queuing up to book Lindsey

:manhater:
Perhaps she has blocked you? ?? :hi:

Can't see any reason why she would block me  :( I was very polite in my emails and I haven't had problems before.. strange

Offline baltar

Annoying that she is only outcalls!

Whats is her voice like? Northern? Essex? Posh? Surrey? Chav? etc?

password02

Annoying that she is only outcalls!

Whats is her voice like? Northern? Essex? Posh? Surrey? Chav? etc?

Voice is very much Surrey/Sussex - Def NOT Chav/Essex - Very nice English spoken British Girl - Very well educated perhaps private school and most def University

Lindsey is currently in bed next to me. She says "happy punting guys. sorry about being a bit selective."

Also, we are both exhausted. She just took my brown wings. Fanfuckintastic.

Sorry about the smugness. actually i'm not.

 :yahoo:

Offline unclesweetheart

Lindsey is currently in bed next to me. She says "happy punting guys. sorry about being a bit selective."

Also, we are both exhausted. She just took my brown wings. Fanfuckintastic.

Sorry about the smugness. actually i'm not.

 :yahoo:

Say hi from me! Wish I was there...
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she says "have you sorted the duct tape on your car out yet"?

She also says "west8 sounds hot. Why doesn't he want me any more"?  :dash:

Offline unclesweetheart

she says "have you sorted the duct tape on your car out yet"?

Tell her if I took the duct tape off the car would fall apart. And that after meeting her I was in need of some duct tape myself.
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