So I saw Nicole today. You know the girl - she had been very heavily reported on on these pages. You either think she is amazing or overrated, you prefer her blond or brunette, that sort of thing.
Given that so much has been said, I thought rather than just write another review, I would copy and paste my post I made earlier today from another review. This is because I'm feeling lazy, and I think this is more fun. It also sums up my views on some of the 'dramas' that seem to be created around this girl....
Well I'm very cross.
I've just been to see Nicole - review to follow in due course - and there was no sign of an Albanian, Turkish, North African or any other baddie from the 'Taken' franchise. I did briefly think I saw the little chap from 'Man With The Golden Gun', but it turned out to be a small child squinting.
Normally this would be good news, but seeing as I had gone to the trouble and expense of recruiting and importing an actual 6 man North Korean Death Squad as protection, I now feel rather foolish. I had to get them in the country under the guise of a Chinese ballet troupe and they looked ridiculous frankly.
In the end they just sat around drinking strong tea and playing cards. I think they've now fucked off to claim asylum. I don't know where they are anyway. I would advise if you see a group of surprisingly burly ballerinas with steely gazes coming your way, cross to the other side of the street.
On top of all of that, I'm pretty sure i'm now in breach of a number of quite serious international trade embargoes, which I know is going to disappoint my parents terribly. So thanks West8.
Nicole was fucking great. Really fucking great.