Right. This is my first review, so go easy. And unlike my knob, it'll be good and long.
The preambleI knew from early in the week that I would have a punting window tonight so hotlist in hand, I set about the planning. I shortlisted the hotlist and started contacting.
First up -
Emily's Creme brulee External Link/Members OnlyNew to my hotlist and one I am really keen to see. But, alas, away on holiday
Next -
NAUGHTY.MEL External Link/Members OnlyMel was flaky over email. She wouldn't confirm her availability or how free she was, then overnight she put her rates up to £200
Getting a bit panicked that it may be a Pot Noodle and a wank for me on a Friday night, I sent off my next one to
AVA-GRACE External Link/Members OnlyAva is yet to even open the messaage
My last shot on AW, all my eggs went into the basket of
_Busty Lexi_ External Link/Members Only, and a fine basket it looks too.
Not available
Wanking it is, then
Unless.....
Unless I go to agency land
So had a look around some I had bookmarked for such an occasion, and came across (not literally)
Mila from
Peachy Escorts External Link/Members OnlyMade the call. She was free!
Updated a thread I made about her in here and off I went to sleep, to dream about Mila.
When I checked back this morning, west8, the (what seems to be) millionaire punter extraordinaire had been in my thread and warned me off Mila. His reviews are great and he's someone I'd take punting advice from, so I sent a cancellation text.
Before closing the laptop, with hotlist and agency options all exhausted, I checked the London discussion sub-forum and saw an interesting title
Olivia* - file under 'too good to be true'? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=50189.0. Had a read, checked her profile and this lads (if you're still reading) is where our story actually begins
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Olivia*External Link/Members OnlyServices - FK, OWO, 69, Massage, Doggie, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, CIM, Swallow
Price paid - £120 (£100 for the hour, plus extra for CIM (asked for) & Swallow (not asked for)*)
So thanks to that thread, I finally had my punting option for this evening. I sent Olivia a text just after lunch and she replied straight away. She was happy to do all communications by text, which was handy for me and after making a costume request (black lingerie, red red RED lipstick and the highest of high heels) we were all set to go.
Now, I'm not sure how well you lads know Acton, but it is a toilet. I arrived too early but not so early as to have time for a pint, so walked up and down the street by Acton Town tube a few times trying not to make contact with the yoot (isn't that what they're called?) in case I got mugged and my head caved in. With 10 minutes before my time, I started making my way over. Down the street to her place and behind another group of yoot, so held back to avoid getting mugged and my head caved in.
Finally got to her place (the walk from the Tube to her flat isn't great, and even worse after dark. It's just not a nice area) and she buzzed me in. Now either she's not managing her text messages, or else she ignored my requests because the lingerie was burgundy (not a big deal) and the red lipstick wasn't there (a slight disappointment).
Olivia is exactly as her pictures show her. I'm not exactly tall at 5'9" and she was over me in her heels. I would guess she's about a size 10 with a juicy but solid arse and soft, natural tits.
I'm a nervous punter and fear I may always be, but Olivia put me at ease straight away. Into her room and made some smalltalk and discussed the extras before she offered me a shower. Decent over-bath shower, lots of toiletries and fresh towels.
Back into the room and straight away Olivia was kissing me passionately. Not a lot of tongue action but lovely sensual kissing with plenty of roaming hands. She has wonderful soft lips and a gentle kissing technique. We hadn't even sorted out the paperwork at that stage, so I felt I should stop her so I could pay her!
She kissed her way down my body (that can't have been nice for her
) and took my now hard cock into her mouth. Now, maybe I haven't had a lot of blowjobs in my life (there's not much of a 'maybe' about that!) but it was truly one of the best I've ever had. Wet, deep, plenty of stroking but zero eye contact which was a shame because it's something I love.
I knew I wouldn't manage three pops in the hour and was even iffy about managing two, so I tried to hold off as long as I could before cumming, but in the end thought "there's a beautiful woman with your knob in her mouth. There's no harm in cumming if you want to" and so I let it all out. I gave Olivia warning and she wrapped her lips around my bellend and took the lot. I mean, THE LOT. She must have sucked for a good two minutes after I came (a great two minutes, really) and got every last drop out. Then looked up at me, licked her lips and smiled. I hadn't asked for her to swallow and yet here she was, guzzling it down.
Onto my belly for a massage which was oily but not the best. But who gives a fuck? We don't punt for the quality of osteopathic treatments, do we? Towards the end of the massage she did a thing which drove me wild. She moved her fingertips and fingernails over my back extremely lightly, barely touching me. It might not be for everyone, but had me ready to go in no time.
Rolled over onto my back and she was away again with Jnr in her mouth. She took her knickers off and put her pussy right into my face. I'm usually slightly reluctant to 69 a pro but she really is immaculate down there so I wasn't worried at all this time. I hardly noticed at the time but while she was down there she reached to her table and got a condom out, so the transition from 69 into reverse cowgirl was smooth as her biff.
The positions varied from reverse cowgirl to regular cowgirl to doggie, where I eventually blew for the second time. She really convincingly faked an orgasm at the same time (of course it was fake, it always is) and threw me a really sexy look as we fell back on the bed. She cleaned me up and lay in my arms for a while and we shot the shit about Poland, London and all in between.
Up for shower number two and with a kiss on the lips, I was gone, hoping to avoid getting mugged and my head caved in on the way back to the station. Checked the time and it was exactly an hour from entering the front door to leaving, but at no stage did she mention the time or clock watch.
The goodOlivia is a pretty and friendly girl, eager to please. She's got a great body and keeps herself in good shape. The service was very much GFE, and expertly delivered.
I paid £100 for the hour and a tenner each for CIM and COB. The COB never happened because I blew when we were in doggie, but that's fine with me. But I only just noticed that she charges £20 for swallow, so actually ended up undercharging me by £10
The not-so-goodI'm not going to call this section 'the bad' because in the scheme of things, it wasn't that bad. But I was a little disappointed in the costume requests and by the lack of eye contact. We did doggie in front of a mirror and it would have been really hot had she been looking into it!
The uglyThe area is a kip. A few yoot hanging around. Felt a bit at risk of getting mugged and my head caved in.
In conclusion (because I was always taught that essays need one, and looking back over this, it is a fucking essay!) I would definitely recommend Olivia. She's a lovely girl, great company and brilliant GFE. Maybe next time I'll go back in the daylight to reduce the chance of getting mugged and my head caved in.
WLG
