Emma X-rated

[Qwerty]

I'm guessing some of you could do a lot worse than this girl:

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Profile well-written, comms are good, she's only in Bristol today (I think), tomorrow and Sat - I can't make it to Bristol during that time, but my loss might be your gain.

[JV547845]

Thanks.  I'd go TOFTT if I wanted a GFE but her pics aren't doing it for me.

[rudolph hucker]

She looks like a goer, I might have a dabble for 30 mins if time permits tomorrow.

[rudolph hucker]

alternatively...........
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Seems to like rolling about in a huge sandpit.

[spkmstr48]

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Seems to like rolling about in a huge sandpit.

Can't quite get my head around the lingerie on the beach. Surely bikini or nude is the way to go?

[rudolph hucker]

Can't quite get my head around the lingerie on the beach. Surely bikini or nude is the way to go

I know, I hate sand in me undies

[Qwerty]

I was going to say Lili doesn't sound English, then I see she's Polish - as I understand it, a plus for some people.

First of all I actually wondered if Emma might be EE, with a profile professionally written, but her email replies are articulate and make her sound like a native speaker.

As for sand - there are worse places than in your Y-fronts....

[rudolph hucker]

I spoke briefly to Emma to enquire about an Incall tomorrow, has  S. African accent I think.

[Max Pleasure]

There's an authenticity alert on her profile now.  If she turns out to be real and stays around  she would be tempting.

[Roth]

I spoke briefly to Emma to enquire about an Incall tomorrow, has  S. African accent I think.

Have a great punt.

[rudolph hucker]

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Seems to like rolling about in a huge sandpit.

Spoke to Lili earlier and booked a session this afternoon as Emma was booked up when I wanted to see her.
Sounds cute on the telephone, we will see.......
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[Roth]

Spoke to Lili earlier and booked a session this afternoon as Emma was booked up when I wanted to see her.
Sounds cute on the telephone, we will see.......
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Watch out for sand under your foreskin then!

[rudolph hucker]

I'm beginning to get a complex about my failure to secure bookings on a Friday. I just never seem to seal the deal.
Last week was the same, did all the research, called/texted/emailled 3 pro$$ies the day before about an incall. Nothing, nada, squat!

Anyway, back to today, after popping half a bluey at 12noon, I duly made my way over to BS5, Greenbank, arriving 5 minutes early for a 1pm punt to see Lili as I previously posted.

Texts went as follows:
RH: I'm a bit early, text when you are ready with the house number
Lili: Hello, OK, Give me 5 mins
(15 minutes later)
Lili: Hey, you still coming?
RH: Yes, you never told me the house number!
Lili: Oh OK, i texted you , must be a problem with the line
(still no house number)
8 minutes passed and I got fed up waiting as the spidy senses were tingling.
Lili: 67a please knock darling
By which time I had left the area.

Lili: Come on, I texted you 5 times the number and I call but you no answer (I was driving by that time). you are playing with me darling I was waiting for you 20mins at the door in heels.

So, I'm annoyed and red faced to boot from the after effects of the blue pill.
I'll file this under 'When Will I Ever Learn', and probably not bother with Fridays again. After nearly 30 yrs punting you would have thought I'd have learned by now...

Happy hunting.
 

[Roth]

I'm beginning to get a complex about my failure to secure bookings on a Friday. I just never seem to seal the deal.
Last week was the same, did all the research, called/texted/emailled 3 pro$$ies the day before about an incall. Nothing, nada, squat!

Anyway, back to today, after popping half a bluey at 12noon, I duly made my way over to BS5, Greenbank, arriving 5 minutes early for a 1pm punt to see Lili as I previously posted.

Texts went as follows:
RH: I'm a bit early, text when you are ready with the house number
Lili: Hello, OK, Give me 5 mins
(15 minutes later)
Lili: Hey, you still coming?
RH: Yes, you never told me the house number!
Lili: Oh OK, i texted you , must be a problem with the line
(still no house number)
8 minutes passed and I got fed up waiting as the spidy senses were tingling.
Lili: 67a please knock darling
By which time I had left the area.

Lili: Come on, I texted you 5 times the number and I call but you no answer (I was driving by that time). you are playing with me darling I was waiting for you 20mins at the door in heels.

So, I'm annoyed and red faced to boot from the after effects of the blue pill.
I'll file this under 'When Will I Ever Learn', and probably not bother with Fridays again. After nearly 30 yrs punting you would have thought I'd have learned by now...

Happy hunting.

Not good at all.  Hope your luck improves RH. She off my HL now.   

[Mr Kent (Not AW)]

Problem is you've had that bluey!

[rudolph hucker]

Yep, schoolboy error, and no backup plans either!

[Max Pleasure]

Being messed about at the door is really crap.      I see her profile is gone now though.

[PaintBrush]

Shit, 30 years

Do you get a telegram from the queen or something for such an outstanding achievement ?

Or are we all met to chip in and get you a freebie ?

As to Friday nights - I did ok with both Rebecca and Beth on a Friday.

[Roth]

Shit, 30 years

Do you get a telegram from the queen or something for such an outstanding achievement ?

Or are we all met to chip in and get you a freebie ?

As to Friday nights - I did ok with both Rebecca and Beth on a Friday.

Munroe, was that a duo or separately?