My first ever punt and it was with diamond in the ruff

[JackBurton86]

Hi all.

Just joined this forum and wanted to say thanks, first for this brilliant forum and second to everyone who contributes.
I have been lurking round for ages and used it to select my first ever escort

Since my break up way back. I wanted my return to be in a big way. Took me a while to select my first target. Read through loads of reviews and try to understand the game.

Vicki is just brilliant. She dressed the way I wanted and gave me an experience that I will never forget. I found her to be friendly and really up for it. She took my load on her face with a smile. After spending an hour with her, I left her house struggling to walk.

I didn't find her to be chavy at all. Also she didn't smell of cigarettes.  Which are two things I have seen commented about on here.
I'll tell you she was spitting, gagging. slurping my cock like a porn star. I was smiling for weeks.

Can't wait to return. Saving anal for my birthday.

Now here a question.
Have I started at the top and shouldn't expect other escorts to put that much effort in to meet?
Her comms were great. She didn't time wasted or clock watch.
I have read some of the time wasting tactics on here and are shock what these girls try to get away with.

Cheers to my new hobby. 

[NIK]

Hi all.

Just joined this forum and wanted to say thanks, first for this brilliant forum and second to everyone who contributes.
I have been lurking round for ages and used it to select my first ever escort

Since my break up way back. I wanted my return to be in a big way. Took me a while to select my first target. Read through loads of reviews and try to understand the game.

Vicki is just brilliant. She dressed the way I wanted and gave me an experience that I will never forget. I found her to be friendly and really up for it. She took my load on her face with a smile. After spending an hour with her, I left her house struggling to walk.

I didn't find her to be chavy at all. Also she didn't smell of cigarettes.  Which are two things I have seen commented about on here.
I'll tell you she was spitting, gagging. slurping my cock like a porn star. I was smiling for weeks.

Can't wait to return. Saving anal for my birthday.

Now here a question.
Have I started at the top and shouldn't expect other escorts to put that much effort in to meet?
Her comms were great. She didn't time wasted or clock watch.
I have read some of the time wasting tactics on here and are shock what these girls try to get away with.

Cheers to my new hobby. 

Link and proper report in the relevant regional section?

[NIK]

It would there is already a report on her in East Midlands.

[badsin]

Hi all.

Just joined this forum and wanted to say thanks, first for this brilliant forum and second to everyone who contributes.
I have been lurking round for ages and used it to select my first ever escort

Since my break up way back. I wanted my return to be in a big way. Took me a while to select my first target. Read through loads of reviews and try to understand the game.

Vicki is just brilliant. She dressed the way I wanted and gave me an experience that I will never forget. I found her to be friendly and really up for it. She took my load on her face with a smile. After spending an hour with her, I left her house struggling to walk.

I didn't find her to be chavy at all. Also she didn't smell of cigarettes.  Which are two things I have seen commented about on here.
I'll tell you she was spitting, gagging. slurping my cock like a porn star. I was smiling for weeks.

Can't wait to return. Saving anal for my birthday.

Now here a question.
Have I started at the top and shouldn't expect other escorts to put that much effort in to meet?
Her comms were great. She didn't time wasted or clock watch.
I have read some of the time wasting tactics on here and are shock what these girls try to get away with.

Cheers to my new hobby. 

Well its all down hill from here mate You'll forever be trying to find the next one, that betters her. Trapped in the search for the next great fuck
Ohhh and in the East Midlands as well? You might as well hang up your spurs as you've peaked (in the midlands anyways) 

[NIK]

Well its all down hill from here mate You'll forever be trying to find the next one, that betters her. Trapped in the search for the next great fuck
Ohhh and in the East Midlands as well? You might as well hang up your spurs as you've peaked (in the midlands anyways) 

Depressing but almost certainly true.
I knew a punter who saw the incomparable Carla Louise in Sheffield for his first few punts.
I told him it would all be downhill after that.

The last I heard from him many years ago he was picking up street girls and looking for bb! 

[Jimmyredcab]

This reminds me of a man who walks into a betting shop for the first time and wins £500, might have been better if he would have lost.     

[NIK]

This reminds me of a man who walks into a betting shop for the first time and wins £500, might have been better if he would have lost.     

Yes, when I won twelve and a half grand for a £9 spin in August 2012 it encouraged me to continue pissing my money away on the online slots for a couple more years.
Would definitely have been better if I hadn't have won it, particularly as I'd lost it again within days.
Not before I'd enjoyed a London punting trip out of it though! 

[Dave2014]

This reminds me of a man who walks into a betting shop for the first time and wins £500, might have been better if he would have lost.     

Amen to that.

[JackBurton86]

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[roo222]

Let's not be too down on our new friend's future; about half my new punts and all my repeat visits are really good, and many of the others are just fine. Glad you had an excellent opener!

[JackBurton86]

Sorry for not putting it in the right section. Was just happy to share. Should I copy and paste this and put it in the East Midlands one now?
Damn didn't think it would be that bad starting with her? There are things she wouldn't do like water sports and outdoor stuff. So I have to find other girls anyway.
Still think it will be fun.
Damn her ass tasted great. 

[yorkshire123]

Jack it's good practice to use the link format as below, that way it links to all the other reviews on the forum & its not as ugly

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[CoolTiger]

Sorry for not putting it in the right section. Was just happy to share. Should I copy and paste this and put it in the East Midlands one now?
Damn didn't think it would be that bad starting with her? There are things she wouldn't do like water sports and outdoor stuff. So I have to find other girls anyway.
Still think it will be fun.
Damn her ass tasted great. 

Well done in posting your first review on UKP. We hope to read more about your punting in this region.

I have asked Mods to move this thread to East Midlands Review section.

[JackBurton86]

Let's not be too down on our new friend's future; about half my new punts and all my repeat visits are really good, and many of the others are just fine. Glad you had an excellent opener!

Now that's the kind of welcome I was hoping for. lol 
I guess it will always be hit and miss.

[JackBurton86]

Jack it's good practice to use the link format as below, that way it links to all the other reviews on the forum & its not as ugly

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

How did you do that? I'm using my phone so it's not as easy to copy inks.

[JackBurton86]

Well done in posting your first review on UKP. We hope to read more about your punting in this region.

I have asked Mods to move this thread to East Midlands Review section.

OMG Cool Tiger has read one of my posts. I've read loads of yours.  You're kind of a legend.
Thanks for putting it in the right section. I thought it was women who moaned about the wrong place.   
Didn't know which section to put it in.

[CoolTiger]

OMG Cool Tiger has read one of my posts. I've read loads of yours.  You're kind of a legend.
Thanks for putting it in the right section. I thought it was women who moaned about the wrong place.   
Didn't know which section to put it in.

 

Always happy to help newbies on here, especially from the East Mids area, as we are short on members and number of posts on here, when compared to other areas such as West Midlands, etc.

Looking forward to reading more of your posts on here 

[yorkshire123]

How did you do that? I'm using my phone so it's not as easy to copy inks.

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However if its an issue from your phone then shout up & I'm sure someone will help out 

(Also it looks like you have sussed CT for the true gent that he is  )

[JackBurton86]

Always happy to help newbies on here, especially from the East Mids area, as we are short on members and number of posts on here, when compared to other areas such as West Midlands, etc.

Looking forward to reading more of your posts on here 

I now have a new job title. The East Midlands Escort reviewer 
Wounder if I could came it back against my taxes. lol.
Yeah real surprised there not more on here. Nottingham alone has over 400 escorts on A/W.
Well I'm seeing Vicki a few times and branching out to others. Will have her as my regular. She just amazing. 

[JackBurton86]

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Thanks for that. Will have a go next time. Cheers.

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However if its an issue from your phone then shout up & I'm sure someone will help out 

(Also it looks like you have sussed CT for the true gent that he is  )

[CoolTiger]

I now have a new job title. The East Midlands Escort reviewer 
Wounder if I could came it back against my taxes. lol.
Yeah real surprised there not more on here. Nottingham alone has over 400 escorts on A/W.
Well I'm seeing Vicki a few times and branching out to others. Will have her as my regular. She just amazing. 

Now imagine if we all could claim back tax relief on this 

Depending on who you speak to on here, East Mids can be seen as boring and lacking decent girls. See recent thread about this.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=49603.0


Although I do visits loads of other cities for work purposes, I am unable to punt there most of the time, so most of my single punts are in the East Midlands (as opposed to LMP Parties in central London), so I make the most of what is avaialble here, and am generally pleased with girls avaialble in this area.

I hope to start new thread whereby we can all list our favourite WGs from the East Midlands area, so that all the decent ones are mentioned in this one thread.

[JackBurton86]

Yes I have read that. To be honest all areas can look bad depending on what you want. I have over 30 girls on my Hot list. So I'm working my way through that.
Have been put off by travelling to far unless I'm in that area. Have read about many times that W/G have let them down.
Maybe that's why I love Vicki so much. She tried real hard to get me to cum again. I guess most girls would of given up. But she tried 3 times. Thats why I'm seeing her again this week. For my first ever anal session. 
 It's a very expensive hobby we have here. No body likes to feel like they have wasted 100 pounds.

[Ramone78]

Its only expensive when you get a bad Punt !
This sites so useful, its stopped me making several expensive mistakes, wish I had found it earlier.

[JackBurton86]

Its only expensive when you get a bad Punt !
This sites so useful, its stopped me making several expensive mistakes, wish I had found it earlier.

I know. Because of this site I found an almost perfect girl. Unfortunately there so many girls that have never been reviewed on here. Plus we all have different likes and dislike. So we never know what full services girls will give. It's one thing that puts me of from trying everyone on my hot list.