Author Topic: DIRTYENGLISHGIRL-X  (Read 3798 times)


3 review(s) for DIRTYENGLISHGIRL-X (1 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline barnstorm123

After meeting with Eastern Europe's finest and an American over the last 6 months I decided it was time to go for an English. I booked DirtyEnglishGirl, or Charlotte, on the strength of her profile pictures which are all selfies and show a very good looking girl and I accepted that I'd have to pay the "English premium" (£170 and hour), English footballers are overpriced (Ross McCormack for £12m  :scare: :scare:) so why not English WGs?

The booking took place a few weeks ago in another of those mid-price chain hotels that WGs like to use. The place was nice and tidy as they always are and it was centrally located. Comms were pretty good leading up to the day but on the day Charlotte was running late and she was 10 minutes late sending me her room number. I wasn't too fussed, most WGs run late.

She opened the door and she's definitely the girl in the photos. She's really attractive, beautiful face, but she's carrying a bit of timber. I'd say she's a 12 rather than a 10, some of her photos really take off the pounds. So she asks me to sit on the bed and we have a bit of a chat about punting and so on. This is where the neutral rating starts.This went on a bit too long and she gave me the old "I do this because I love sex" line. I cut it short by moving on to what I wanted from the session and she immediately asked me to take a shower. OK, it's a fair request from any WG even if I had showered before I came out, but she could have asked me right away. I left her the money and give myself a quick army wash.

Back on the bed, Charlotte was down to her pretty classy lingerie and stockings. She started to wank me off while I stroked her body so I go in for a kiss - I got a single peck on the lips and then she pulled away. I let her wank me some more as I felt her tits over the bra before going in for a kiss again - another single peck. Now, I'm not too bothered about DFK but I do like prolonged kissing.

She then says that she really wants to suck my cock and I was happy to oblige. She rubbered me up and starting going to work. This is the one big positive from the punt. Charlotte is an ace cocksucker. She didn't use her hands much, threw in some ball-licking, and she deep throat's like a trooper. There was some dirty talk in there but it felt very scripted. I've had good dirty talk from Adele4u whose dirty talk is really intimate, and Maggie21 who is really playful, but this was just boring porno stuff ("do you like your cock being sucked?", erm, yes!) not convincingly delivered. She then asked me to lick her pussy - but very gently. I forgot to add, when she took her bra off she told me to not touch her tits too hard, only stroke them. It was getting to be more like shagging a long-term GFE rather than a fantasy hour with a fuck-buddy. So I was licking her pussy for less than a minute when she told me she wanted my cock inside her. I tried to keep going but she kept insisting. So I was about to go in and I had to ask her to lube up the condom. She asked why and I said the thing is bone dry after the oral  :scare: I'm no expert on condoms but I think there's an increased risk of tearing if the mac isn't properly lubed. So after a bit of lube I climb on top. Charlotte is pretty good in mish. She pulls her knees up high and bucks back very well, but any hope of going slow was out of the window. So I came fairly quickly which was a bit annoying as I didn't get to fuck her from behind.

There was about 35-40 minutes gone at this point so we have a bit of a chat and some water while in recovery. I normally get two rounds but don't always pop on the second. After 10 minutes I suggested oral again and she was a bit surprised and said she thought I would want a shower. I did but after we had finished. She clearly wanted me to be finished and out on time. I got a perfunctory five-minute hand job but I struggled to even get hard knowing that she wanted me out ASAP.

Charlotte's a really pretty girl but her service is not what I would expect for £170, she's really overpriced. I've had a better time with £100 WGs. She technically delivered most services I wanted but it was done without real enthusiasm and I felt she just wanted me out of there quickly. Maybe she just didn't like me, we had almost no rapport at all. I'll also add that she has plenty of good feedback on AW, almost as many positives as Adele4u so make of that what you will. As they say, YMMV.

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Offline Meursault

Sounds overpriced and a bit mechanical. Thanks for the detailed review. Out of my range anyway, but this doesn't encourage me to spend my imminent lottery winnings.

Offline GFRadar12

Thanks for this review, this girl had been on my hotlist for ages and I have now removed her!

 :hi:

password02

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She is now priced at £150? do you think she read the UKP review?

Offline Lightoller

She is now priced at £150? do you think she read the UKP review?

Might be cause she is in Kent and has removed "London weighting" while she on tour away from the capital.

Dave2014

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She then asked me to lick her pussy - but very gently.

Thanks for the review. Personally, I do not like WGs to ask me to do anything for them. Especially RO (as I am not interested in putting myself at risk of the diseases which can result in the mouth or throat: genital warts, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. etc. ). I am paying the piper, so get piping.

Offline barnstorm123

Thanks for the review. Personally, I do not like WGs to ask me to do anything for them. Especially RO (as I am not interested in putting myself at risk of the diseases which can result in the mouth or throat: genital warts, herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea etc. etc. ). I am paying the piper, so get piping.

Fair enough, we all go to WGs for different experiences. Things like this are meant to feed the GFE fantasy. Each to their own.

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180ph(now)
no french kissing
no owo
timewasting
clockwatcher
overweight

so basically an overpriced fuck

Offline Meursault

I find it amusing that whenever I do a search at £120 ph, I find virtually no English girls.
Most are now over £150, many rating themselves in the £170-£200 bracket, when in reality they are not as good looking, fit or professional as their competitors.
Their profiles are also either very portentous or telling punters what THEY  like or don't like.
It says everything you need to know about the culture of laziness and entitlement, so rampant in British youth.
They haven't really caught up with the idea of global capitalism.
It's no surprise that you don't find any English workers in establishments like Pret. As that companies MD said: English applicants won't work early shifts, are not punctual and don't smile enough to pass the interview process. 

Offline barnstorm123

She is attractive, one of the more attractive WGs I've fucked, but that counts for sod all when the service isn't up to standard.

My favourite bit on her profile: "my rates include ... revere oral without on me". What the fuck does protected reverse oral look like? Do you lick pussy through a sheet of cling film? Can anyone help out a poor naive chap?

Offline Meursault

As I was suggesting above: It appears that English WGs, like "dirtyenglish", are more interested in telling you what they want, rather than showing real interest in what you want.

Offline incognito101

Unfortunately she's moved back up to Leicester... Does anyone know any other girls similar to her in London? Young, brunette, petite size 10 with nice boobs (preferably English)? Kind of like DIRTYENGLISHGIRL but also like Miss Selfish, for those who are familiar with her?

An tUasal Liathroid Mor

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After meeting with Eastern Europe's finest and an American over the last 6 months I decided it was time to go for an English. I booked DirtyEnglishGirl, or Charlotte, on the strength of her profile pictures which are all selfies and show a very good looking girl and I accepted that I'd have to pay the "English premium" (£170 and hour), English footballers are overpriced (Ross McCormack for £12m  :scare: :scare:) so why not English WGs?

The booking took place a few weeks ago in another of those mid-price chain hotels that WGs like to use. The place was nice and tidy as they always are and it was centrally located. Comms were pretty good leading up to the day but on the day Charlotte was running late and she was 10 minutes late sending me her room number. I wasn't too fussed, most WGs run late.

She opened the door and she's definitely the girl in the photos. She's really attractive, beautiful face, but she's carrying a bit of timber. I'd say she's a 12 rather than a 10, some of her photos really take off the pounds. So she asks me to sit on the bed and we have a bit of a chat about punting and so on. This is where the neutral rating starts.This went on a bit too long and she gave me the old "I do this because I love sex" line. I cut it short by moving on to what I wanted from the session and she immediately asked me to take a shower. OK, it's a fair request from any WG even if I had showered before I came out, but she could have asked me right away. I left her the money and give myself a quick army wash.

Back on the bed, Charlotte was down to her pretty classy lingerie and stockings. She started to wank me off while I stroked her body so I go in for a kiss - I got a single peck on the lips and then she pulled away. I let her wank me some more as I felt her tits over the bra before going in for a kiss again - another single peck. Now, I'm not too bothered about DFK but I do like prolonged kissing.

She then says that she really wants to suck my cock and I was happy to oblige. She rubbered me up and starting going to work. This is the one big positive from the punt. Charlotte is an ace cocksucker. She didn't use her hands much, threw in some ball-licking, and she deep throat's like a trooper. There was some dirty talk in there but it felt very scripted. I've had good dirty talk from Adele4u whose dirty talk is really intimate, and Maggie21 who is really playful, but this was just boring porno stuff ("do you like your cock being sucked?", erm, yes!) not convincingly delivered. She then asked me to lick her pussy - but very gently. I forgot to add, when she took her bra off she told me to not touch her tits too hard, only stroke them. It was getting to be more like shagging a long-term GFE rather than a fantasy hour with a fuck-buddy. So I was licking her pussy for less than a minute when she told me she wanted my cock inside her. I tried to keep going but she kept insisting. So I was about to go in and I had to ask her to lube up the condom. She asked why and I said the thing is bone dry after the oral  :scare: I'm no expert on condoms but I think there's an increased risk of tearing if the mac isn't properly lubed. So after a bit of lube I climb on top. Charlotte is pretty good in mish. She pulls her knees up high and bucks back very well, but any hope of going slow was out of the window. So I came fairly quickly which was a bit annoying as I didn't get to fuck her from behind.

There was about 35-40 minutes gone at this point so we have a bit of a chat and some water while in recovery. I normally get two rounds but don't always pop on the second. After 10 minutes I suggested oral again and she was a bit surprised and said she thought I would want a shower. I did but after we had finished. She clearly wanted me to be finished and out on time. I got a perfunctory five-minute hand job but I struggled to even get hard knowing that she wanted me out ASAP.

Charlotte's a really pretty girl but her service is not what I would expect for £170, she's really overpriced. I've had a better time with £100 WGs. She technically delivered most services I wanted but it was done without real enthusiasm and I felt she just wanted me out of there quickly. Maybe she just didn't like me, we had almost no rapport at all. I'll also add that she has plenty of good feedback on AW, almost as many positives as Adele4u so make of that what you will. As they say, YMMV.

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fyi.....Ross McCormack is Scottish...but in any case he is only one of a long list of overpriced players FFC have purchased down the years...and by no means the worst...

Offline barnstorm123

Unfortunately she's moved back up to Leicester... Does anyone know any other girls similar to her in London? Young, brunette, petite size 10 with nice boobs (preferably English)? Kind of like DIRTYENGLISHGIRL but also like Miss Selfish, for those who are familiar with her?

She tours so will likely be back in London soon. She's not petite or a size 10, more like a 12. Overpriced as well. There's much better girls out there for £60-80 less.

Offline incognito101

Any suggestions or recommendations as to who these better and cheaper girls are?

Offline iPad3

Any suggestions or recommendations as to who these better and cheaper girls are?

Really!!.......your asking that question here, the very place you are posting is probably the no 1 resource available in the UK to us punters.

The review section on this very site my friend is where you can easily find well reviewed hot girls with a proven level of service, many at half the price (and weight for that matter) of the munter reveiwed above.

jedisith

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Sounds like your experience was similar to mine 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=68163.msg866938;topicseen#msg866938

But I think I win when it comes to a worse experience  :scare:

jedisith

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180ph(now)
no french kissing
no owo
timewasting
clockwatcher
overweight

so basically an overpriced fuck

Yup way overpriced. She is not worth £100

jedisith

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As I was suggesting above: It appears that English WGs, like "dirtyenglish", are more interested in telling you what they want, rather than showing real interest in what you want.

I completely agree. And what dirtyenglishgirl wants is taking your money without doing any work for it. Avoid this girl like a bad disease

Offline Cuntminion

Size 12 not 10 ?

Your being quite bit generous , just from the profile pics (which are all cleverly angled )
I can tell she likes a meal deal from tescos

I'm not being a bastard, I'm no oil painting but I don't have a profile advertising myself as a unicorn


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I have fucked much better at less rate
Lillylonglegs for 1 !!
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline claretandblue

Unfortunately she's moved back up to Leicester... Does anyone know any other girls similar to her in London? Young, brunette, petite size 10 with nice boobs (preferably English)? Kind of like DIRTYENGLISHGIRL but also like Miss Selfish, for those who are familiar with her?
Unfortunately? ? If you read the review you should be glad she is gone, lazy and over priced!