Who?SummerSexy89
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External Link/Members OnlyWhat? 2 hr outcall
When? 4/02/15
Where? My place in Surbiton
How much? £300
Why? No idea what I was thinking - saw she'd been "discussed" on some midlands threads but never reviewed. Seems she's relocated to Richmond so figured I'd TOFTT - but it all went horribly wrong.
About the girl
Looks (face) She is definitely the girl in the profile pic although the camera catching here in a rare moment where she's shut up helps make her look more attractive.
Looks (body) Couldn't comment, never saw it.
Services None delivered other than bending my ear. "Wife experience" maybe in which case very realistically delivered as I wanted a divorce in no time at all!
Attitude Bad.
Comms Actually surprisingly good considered all that followed.
Visit again? Never in a million.
Recommend? No - avoid, avoid, avoid!!
Positives - None
Negatives - Thief, liar, bad attitude, not qualified to be an escort.
The Dull BitAs all of you know, I am one of the fluffiest punters here. How often have you heard me defend WG's on the basis that it's their body, their choice how they punt and with whom? Tonight, for the first time, that has come back to bite me hard in the arse. To the tune of £300 down the drain and a hard lesson learnt.
Let me introduce you to Becky - or SummerSexy89 - a 25-year old petite blue-eyed blonde. Exactly my favourite type. Not just physically but as you can see from her AW profile she fits my usual bill of someone in her words "not doing this because she's desperate for money" but because she "adores sex".
I found her profile by chance and searched UKP - no reviews but she has been discussed in other threads on the East Midlands side of the board around her home neighbourhood of Shropshire, and as nobody had seen her I figured I'd TOFTT.
I have also in the past defended those WG's who impose conditions on punters - many here say "I punt to suit me not the WG" and I've defended to the hilt the right of WG's to equally respond with "I escort to suit me, not punters". Again this has bitten me on the arse.
I paid close attention to Becky's criteria. Firstly she does not see Asian men - not a problem for me, secondly she does not see obese men. Well, I am a big guy and on BMI charts I do stack up as borderline obese due to my build. So I went to some lengths to explain to Becky in an AW e-mail my size/weight/fitness etc as I did not want to waste her time, or mine.
What I got back was a very reassuring reply: "You sound lovely! I would be more than happy to meet."
So I put in a 2hr booking on AW for tonight (Weds 4th Feb) and was really genuinely excited about meeting her.
Here's the booking summary:
"Hi Summer, just confirming as per emails, very excited about meeting you. Looking forward to a sensual seduction, GFE with lots of passionate kissing, mutual exploration, if possible OWO/DTBJ/CIM if poss (will be freshly shaved and showered), RO / 69 (my personal favourite), would love to see you squirt. Also rimming (on you), then various positions (CG/RCG, Mish, Doggie etc). Once we get to know each other a bit maybe we can get a bit kinkier, I like to be a bit dom and play some BDSM games and with my extensive toy collection but we can maybe save that for next time.
xox"
Had good comms throughout via AW email, and then I advised her to switch to txt as I can't get AW on my cellphone once out of the house. She was getting the train over so kept me posted. At first looked like she would be early but because she's a northerner she's not used to navigating buses/trains etc here in the big city and she missed a couple of connections and ended up running late, but she kept me well informed all the way so I wasn't fussed about that.
I had agreed to come and pick her up from my local train station as I usually do, and first impressions were good - she definitely is the lady in the profile pics which is a good start, looked very pretty, was attractively dressed without being too indiscreet. She was wearing UGG boots which I wasn't bothered about - she did in fact bring stilettos (can't walk in 'em but they look good), and she pointed out that she hadn't even bothered to get her nails done - all peeling). When I mentioned UKP she joked about all this ending up in a review.
I drove her home, sorted out the paperwork (£300), offered her a glass of her preferred tipple, rosé wine, and chatted. And here's where it started going a bit wrong. Firstly it's clear Becky loves to chat and can talk for England. I have no problem with this, sometimes it's a sign of nerves. Her profile does state: "I will leave immediately and happily give back money to anyone who thinks it's acceptable to rip my clothes off straight away".
With that in mind I did let her "gabble on" (her words not mine). About 25 mins into the meet and I'd had most of one glass of wine which was my limit as I was planning on driving her back to the station, Becky had finished hers too and I needed the gents so took that as a queue to rather clearly suggest that after I'd been maybe we should "move things along". Hardly me trying to rip her clothes off as soon as she entered the room, right?
Her reply was "already?" and I thought she was joking. Actually in hindsight it's clear she was deadly serious.
When I returned from the loo I suggested she come and join me on the sofa (she had been sitting in an armchair opposite). However then she needed the loo. Being the dutiful host I topped up her glass of rosé. On her return she sat next to me on the sofa. Somewhere along the line she made a comment that she usually has a "few glasses" before sex - sometimes she told me she drinks as much as two bottles without feeling drunk. This didn't exactly do anything to encourage me.
She resumed our chat drinking away as if nothing happened although now she seemed nervous and giggly. I asked about her tattoos - she has many, most of which she's embarrassed about (and I agree are not particularly well done). She chatted away talking about everything from UKIP to the military, to unjust wars, to religion to Henry the VII. 20 more minutes pass us by and actually in hindsight it seems clear that despite her sitting next to me on the sofa she was doing everything she could to keep as far away from me as possible!
I guess in my mind I figured she likes a drink before she's in the mood, so this was just preamble and at some point we would actually start the 2 hour booking I'd just paid £300 for. Clearly there was a "miscommunication" somewhere. 25 minutes more chat and we eventually end up back on the subject of sex! She even joked yet again about how she was offering a proper "GFE" by turning up late, drinking all my wine, arriving in the wrong shoes, and not even bothering to paint her nails (chipped and flaking). "Proper, proper Girl-Friend Experience" as she put it but actually my reply was that was more like a "wife experience" for which I told her she would have few clients.
But I had to try and get us on track as we now had only 45 mins left out of a 2 hr booking and no sign of any action. Now, her extensive experience is that a "paid date" really only consists of about 10-20 mins MAXIMUM of actual sex. So with 45 mins left she felt we had plenty of time still!! I had to gently disabuse her of this notion and suggest - radically - that a 2 hr booking for me generally means 2 hours of well, mostly sex.
She is either a great actress or the idea had genuinely never occurred to her - not sure what is least worrying!
She then also declared that I must in the past have only seen "sluts" if they were willing to get their knickers off within 5 mins of arrival and have sex for that long.
This discussion convinced her that no matter what I was likely to leave her a negative review so she was no longer prepared to have sex with me at all. She was prepared to offer me £50 back out of £300 for this which I refused. She then upped this to £100. I'm pretty sure £150 was mentioned at some point and I did struggle a bit with the dilemma of whether any amount of cash would be worth not reviewing her. I'll be honest, had she given me all the £300 back I might well have kept shtum - but in the end her attitude convinced me that actually she deserved a negative review more than I needed the cash.
I know I've not been punting that long but never in my 7 months of punting (about 45 punts now, and just under 30 separate WG's) have I come across a "service provider" like this. I use the term loosely as of course she provided no service - at least not one I had agreed to pay for.
During our discussion she told me outright she doesn't enjoy foreplay, reverse oral or 69 at all - this from someone who's profile says she "adores sex!"
I have also - a first for me - given her a negative review on AW, that's how bad I felt her service is, and fully expect negative AW fb in return from her, which I guess I'll have to live with. Frankly service this bad needs to be reported.