small olivia @ Hackney

[marco.f]

Visited "Small Olivia"

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Read some good reviews here, but wasn't sure because of no face pictures in the profile (and in previous reviews it was suggested her face was nothing but pretty). Sent her a message and got a reply 20 mins later. Same with the second message. Also, I was not sure because for me to visit her I need a hell of a tube changes, but in the end I decided to give it a try. She tells me in the texts that CIM is 10 more. The location is not that easy to find, because it is in a lateral road after TESCO, and numbering stops at some points. Since there are only two doors and then you end up in a private road, if you go there it means only you go there for her, hence no privacy at all, if you are looking for that be advised.

I send her a message when I finally find the flat, but got a reply only after 3 minutes. She tells me "1 minute I open the door". When she opens, there is another girl on the sofa, while Olivia tells me to go straight to the other room. I get a positive impression of her. The body is exactly of I like, slim and tonic. Facially she is OK, for my standard is more than OK, she is actually pretty (6.5). The haircut is quite strange, sort of a "punk", like on the right side is completely cut. She seems very accommodating and smiley. She asks me how long (15 minutes) and if I want to CIM (she pronounces this with a strange accent, but I understand: I refuse, because being my first time with her and my "worries", I want to keep the loss as small as possible, just in case). She also asks me if I want water, and I tell her "maybe later". The room is OK, a little bit small maybe. She is Polish, in her early 20s.

Then we start, so I'll keep it short.

Positive
Nice body (8/10)
Pretty face (6.5)
OWO well done
Lots of FK (turning into dfk)
69
Licked her practically everywhere
No rush
Always smiling
VFM

Neutral
Area is quite grim
Not very privacy preserving
Not that easy to reach with tube

I finished inside the condom (she makes me understand me I cannot COF or COB for that price, but that's OK).

In the end, she bring me a glass of water. I ask to wash my hands, and she shows me the bathroom (small but clean). (I had a shower before leaving at home, but I think you can have one there.)

In a nutshell, very nice girl, hot body and pretty face (for my tastes) and services were perfect for me, one of the best VFM I had (30 for 15 minutes).

Would I return? Very likely so, and probably keep it 15 minutes (the reason being I would not last for 30 mins), probably with CIM this time.
Would I suggest her? It depends what you are looking for. If you are like me, looking for young girls, slim body, at a reasonable price, with FK, OWO, smiley girl, then yes.

[LL]

Thanks for the review. I'm tempted as she seems like good value for money (15 minutes for £30 is cheaper than the awful Soho walkups!)

[Jimmyredcab]

Awful photos, £30 quickies smacks of desperation.     

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[Meursault]

Awful photos, £30 quickies smacks of desperation.     

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She's quite pretty and has a very hot body. She's also very cheerful and positive and is clearly not desperate, just having to make a good offer to get people to travel.
I take it you haven't seen her?

[Meursault]

Thanks for the review. I'm tempted as she seems like good value for money (15 minutes for £30 is cheaper than the awful Soho walkups!)

She definitely offers a better experience than Soho walkup girls (on the whole) for the same price. The flat is fine too, although the bed is ridiculously soft and springy.

[Jimmyredcab]

She's quite pretty and has a very hot body. She's also very cheerful and positive and is clearly not desperate, just having to make a good offer to get people to travel.
I take it you haven't seen her?

Not with those appalling photos that's for sure.     

[LL]

Not with those appalling photos that's for sure.     

She looks good from where I'm sitting

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And no, I'm not so bothered about the face. 

[Meursault]

She looks good from where I'm sitting

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And no, I'm not so bothered about the face. 

I can confirm that the body is that good. She's petite and doesn't mind being manoeuvred, thrown around a little and banged hard

[password02]

Thanks for the review. I'm tempted as she seems like good value for money (15 minutes for £30 is cheaper than the awful Soho walkups!)

Even at £50 for 30 mins sounds decent VFM - she does have a superb body any thoughts about the face? i need a minimum of at least a 7/10.

[LL]

Even at £50 for 30 mins sounds decent VFM - she does have a superb body any thoughts about the face? i need a minimum of at least a 7/10.

Then you're out of luck as he stated 6.5.  However, surely that's subjective.
OP, is there any other girl (WG or celeb maybe) that she looks like?

[mrx007]

is there any other girl (WG or celeb maybe) that she looks like?

Bjork? Ha ha, not quite but she is a bit kind of quirky looking. I'd probably give her a bit less than 6.5 but when I saw her she looked  a bit weird with a lot of it being down to her odd short hairstyle. If she had long hair and was made up nice she could be OK.

She's very friendly and obliging. I'd like to see her attitude a lot more out there....

I tried her out for the experience of a £30 owo/cim but probably wouldn't go back.

[marco.f]

Then you're out of luck as he stated 6.5.  However, surely that's subjective.
OP, is there any other girl (WG or celeb maybe) that she looks like?

Yes, 6.5 is subjective, in both quantitative (a 6 for me could be a pretty one or an ugly one for you, or viceversa) and qualitative (I may like skinny girl whereas you like fat girl).

About celebrities, she looks like someone actually, but I do not recall who... Something like Lisbeth Salander, but with more sweet traits. Overall, she is more or less like Petite Juliette (who I rated her with a negative, but for different reasons). A typical Polish girl for me. At that price, I really cannot think of anything better, in terms of body/face, services and enthusiasm. If you know better ones, please let me know 

[mrx007]

About celebrities, she looks like someone actually, but I do not recall who... Something like Lisbeth Salander, but with more sweet traits.

Blimey despite loving "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" films I recently described Lisbeth Salander as having "no feminine qualities" at all....

I'd say Juliette is quite a lot prettier although washed out looking and definitely not as engaging as Olivia.

If Juliette had Olivia's qualities and was less money (like if she did £60-£70 half hour including swallowing) I'd see Juliette fairly regularly.

[PumpAction]

Very nice girl and very good service but a 6/10 at best.

[Previouslyonlost]

Awful photos, £30 quickies smacks of desperation.     

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Difficult to understand. We are desiring to find girls young and cheap, and when we found, we call them "desperate", even if another member is giving to her a green positive. You have to know, estimated fellow, that when saying those contemptuous words, you are not speaking about her (you didn't even call her), but about yourself. It's kind of that sentence of Woody Allen: 'I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.'

I think is better calling, paying 30 miserable pounds, and give and opinion with some grounds. Or, if you are not convinced, just ignore the thread.

It's not a surprise, moreover, to achieve 11.854 comments with just 9 reviews, speaking for free, tarnishing threads, and crapping here and there. Be subjective, we all want your opinions, but don't do such expendable comments.

[lewishamguy]

Difficult to understand. We are desiring to find girls young and cheap, and when we found, we call them "desperate", even if another member is giving to her a green positive. You have to know, estimated fellow, that when saying those contemptuous words, you are not speaking about her (you didn't even call her), but about yourself. It's kind of that sentence of Woody Allen: 'I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.'

I think is better calling, paying 30 miserable pounds, and give and opinion with some grounds. Or, if you are not convinced, just ignore the thread.

It's not a surprise, moreover, to achieve 11.854 comments with just 9 reviews, speaking for free, tarnishing threads, and crapping here and there. Be subjective, we all want your opinions, but don't do such expendable comments.

previouslyonlost or previously banned which one is appropriate for you?

[Previouslyonlost]

I can assure you I've never been banned here or in another site. I don't know who you think I am, but I imagine there are not a lot of spanish guys banned around. If a moderator ask me, I will identify myself with my ID and adress. Anything necessary for you guys to not confuse me with a banned delinquent 

But, of course, if saying truth deserves banning, I will assume. I'm a regular of an spanish forum, equal that this, and we have there the same kind of persona. Always have an opinion, normally expressed with vehemence, but we value real contribution, instead comments totally  gratuitous. How can a guy argue about a girl who has not seen (even call or write), against a guy who fucked her and is sharing information?

Since you speak about banning, are you a moderator or simply you are sticking shit, looking for bad smell?  Being fluffy with girls is pathetic. Being fluffy with veteran members has no name.

[lewishamguy]

I can assure you I've never been banned here or in another site. I don't know who you think I am, but I imagine there are not a lot of spanish guys banned around. If a moderator ask me, I will identify myself with my ID and adress. Anything necessary for you guys to not confuse me with a banned delinquent 

But, of course, if saying truth deserves banning, I will assume. I'm a regular of an spanish forum, equal that this, and we have there the same kind of persona. Always have an opinion, normally expressed with vehemence, but we value real contribution, instead comments totally  gratuitous. How can a guy argue about a girl who has not seen (even call or write), against a guy who fucked her and is sharing information?

Since you speak about banning, are you a moderator or simply you are sticking shit, looking for bad smell?  Being fluffy with girls is pathetic. Being fluffy with veteran members has no name.

No I'm not a moderator but I see you've had a symptom of previous banning. You as a new member you're advising a founder member to ignore the thread.

[Previouslyonlost]

Um, ok, i've misunderstood. The point is (and I hate to write for nothing) that if a guy as marco.f (just as instance) with 54 posts and 17 reviews (not bad, ratio 1/3, thanks, mate) receives that kind of comments (in other words, "you are a desperate-girl fucker"), that guy could decide (as a lot of people do) just using the forum to get information, but not to share his own, cause is not comfortable that kind of "I doubt about your word". And evidently, that forum can't live just with the contributions of a guy with 9 reviews in 5 years with an 1/1200 ratio .

I think everybody's opinion is needed. Mainly first-hand opinions. Even idiot things like "She is ugly according with the pics. I don't like", which is useless for the readers, but at least is an opinion based in a picture. But to call a girl desperate for her prices is... I'm not english. Put the word yourself.

I hope we have finish with that. Think that later i'll have to deal with the autor of the comment (a masterpiece comment, by the way) and, as you said, possibly with a mod 

Saludos, amigo.

[LL]

Difficult to understand. We are desiring to find girls young and cheap, and when we found, we call them "desperate", even if another member is giving to her a green positive. You have to know, estimated fellow, that when saying those contemptuous words, you are not speaking about her (you didn't even call her), but about yourself. It's kind of that sentence of Woody Allen: 'I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.'

Don't take any notice of him. Jimmy makes very few contributions of his own (preferring to keep information about the majority of his own punts to himself) yet gets a kick out of trolling the review threads of others. Threads about girls whom he has no intention to see. Jimmy won't see any girls who price themselves too cheaply. £100 per hour I believe. Actually it's a while since he's quoted that so no doubt he would have raised the threshold by now - adding a bit on for inflation. Maybe it's £105. Perhaps he's now shelling out no less than £120 per hour as I believe that's his beloved Michelle Independent's new rate 

[Previouslyonlost]

Don't take any notice of him. Jimmy makes very few contributions of his own (preferring to keep information about the majority of his own punts to himself) yet gets a kick out of trolling the review threads of others. Threads about girls whom he has no intention to see. Jimmy won't see any girls who price themselves too cheaply. £100 per hour I believe. Actually it's a while since he's quoted that so no doubt he would have raised the threshold by now - adding a bit on for inflation. Maybe it's £105. Perhaps he's now shelling out no less than £120 per hour as I believe that's his beloved Michelle Independent's new rate 

I don't know Jimmy. I can imagine that being a founder of the forum, is a generous and responsible guy. But, allow me to say calling cheap girls "desperate" is a mistaken comment. And Jimmy, as founder of the forum, know that better than me. Essentially, any girl who dedicates her time to fuck for money is kind of a desperate girl. I come from Barcelona, and I know what i'm talking about. And, essentially, we have, as punters, to say thanks for that desperation. Fortunately, we don't need to open our ass to live, and even, we have extra money to spend in girls.

Furthermore, a girl who fucks for 30£ and receives a lot of positives, is a bargain. I think we have to foment these prices, not to punish them with pejorative adjectives. Maybe, if these girls who demand 250 pounds for an hour where less visited (caused for lots, an army of 30£ girls), maybe all the prices were more adjusted and we could fuck everyday as we want.

Anyway, If I have to apologize (because of my unnecessary irony) I do, and if I'm banned I will use the forum anonymously. What else can I do? 

[LL]

I think you're confusing Jimmy with Nik.
Anyway even if he was the founder. It still wouldn't give home the right to habitually troll reviewers' threads. He should be doing the opposite - encouraging reviewers. Without them this place would disappear into an abyss of insignificance and his online persona along with it (legendary or not).

[Meursault]

Even at £50 for 30 mins sounds decent VFM - she does have a superb body any thoughts about the face? i need a minimum of at least a 7/10.

Numbers are a little fatuous; she's not Marion Cotillard; she is genuinely cute with a killer petite body.

[password02]

Numbers are a little fatuous; she's not Marion Cotillard; she is genuinely cute with a killer petite body.

Thanks - in my HL for a quickie if I am ever in around her area

[Meursault]

Not with those appalling photos that's for sure.     

There's a good photo showing a very clear, un-shopped and realistic face pic in the PG for £1