Fucking phones! (Neka)

[pubeadmirer]

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Had a session with NEKA last week!....Big big girl who knows how to spread her legs though!.....After having stripped off she wanked me silly and done great oral! Afterwards spread her legs, masturbated herself and opened up her inviting moist jukebox!....nice and pink!!!......then on with the rubber to shoot my load up her .Certainly no clock watcher....but wished she wouldn't text on BOTH of her phones as I wasriding her tight pussy!!.....Ladies, ditch the phones when you,ve got a cock between your legs.

[solway]

A real classy bird ( NOT) 

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Sounds like she was really getting into it......not!

You should have given her a slap!

[DG]

Glad to say I've never had that trouble. In fact I'm pretty sure every girl I've met have left their phone out of the bedroom, so there are some decent girls out their, you seemed to have picked a wrongun mate.

[pubeadmirer]

Just posted it to let you guys know!!!!.....I've got to look at the positives though.......at least her fingers were nimble!

[DG]

Important thing is you had a good time, that's what its all about after all. Next time why don't you ask if you can fuck her with her phone then ring it with it on vibrate?

[nekabbw]

At least you did not complain about my skills. U went above the allotted time and I did not rush u. My phone was buzzing because my friends were checking to make sure i was ok as i am supposed to call them at least 5 minutes after a session. I was replying to let my friend know I was OK. It is a system for my safety. Or would rather they came in the room to check while u were riding me. I apologise if u were pissed but when posting comments give all the facts u made it seem as if I texting a client. Now to the person who suggested giving me a slap if u try that u will find yourself in jail I have no problem dialling police.

[Marmalade]

presumably this creature:
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everyone to their own taste though I cannot imagine what attracted the OP. Over 30 at least (by her own admission), size 18+, big floppy tits and an arse like an elephant.

back to the topic in question:

Answering a phone while shagging is a foul low-life habit of the disorganised prostitute that doesn't give a fuck about customer service. A decent WG who feels she has to do a safety call or text does it discretely, perhaps while stashing the money but not while shagging.

The woman in question is clearly a lowlife and if she dares to come on here mouthing off i suggest she is banned.

Occasionally one is faced with an attractive robo-woman (usually an EE) who looks like a phone-addict. What one can do is look her in the eye, speaking slowly, and repeat the agreement before handing over the money. e.g. "So it is thirty minutes, sex and oral, £70 and phones switched off." At which point I look pointedly at her phone and make a big show of switching mine off (fair's fair).

btw to the tart in question: anyone on here talking about slapping a prostitute is using the word metaphorically, you lowlife dreg. Any punter who actually advocated violence to women would be banned, you thick piece of doughbread.

[Marmalade]

this really should be in the Review section.

Here's a sample of "Neka"


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[nekabbw]

Thanks For the insults. When I replied to the post I ensured my language was polite but if insulting makes u feel better with yourself I am glad to oblige you. I have been very upfront about what I look like. I am judging from on your reply u did not read my post properly. I make two safety calls before and after. The session went over time so people were concerned. As to floppy tits comment and thanks a bunch Mr Universe.

[Marmalade]

Let's give her some more publicity while the troll's online

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With a profile picture like that she hardly needs a spade.

[Boab]

Ooft, she's a big cunt. Don't think even Goldberg could Jackhammer it.

[DG]

I may have given the WG some stick about using the phone earlier, but is it really necessary to bad mouth her for the way she looks? I've read so many times on here that girls are too fat, too skinny, tits the wrong size, ugly, blonde instead of brunette blah blah blah. Clearly there are punters who like variety and non-stereotypical bodies for sex. If you don't like the look of a girl, don't book her, but don't give her or any punters who do, a hard time based on looks alone.

[Marmalade]

Well it's a punting forum and locker room language in regards to prostitutes is to be expected. It is clearly in order to point out what someone looks like. And if her attitude is disrespectful of her client, by using a phone while shagging, then she is not entitled to respect as a WG and even less if she comes on here trying to defend the frankly indefensible.

[Marmalade]

Ooft, she's a big cunt. Don't think even Goldberg could Jackhammer it.

It seems that someone thinks you should say "Ooft, she's big. I suspect that her cunt might be rather large too." Unless of course you meant "She's big. And her use of her mobile phone while engaging in intercourse suggests to me that she is also what is know in the vernacular as a "cunt"."

However, I thought you expressed it better.   

[DG]

As I said I commented on the original post about using the phone, but didn't feel the need to comment on what she looks like for good measure; the two things are unrelated. I'm a big boy and locker room language doesn't bother me, but be constructive with it. I'm guessing you're a perfect specimen Marmalade? Post a pic and let's see what comments you get.

[Marmalade]

DG by your own statements you are new to this. If your intention is defend clearly undeserving prossies then I'm afraid you might find you are on the wrong forum. The usefulness of UKP depends on praising good WGs and exposing poor ones. It is the only forum that does so. I am not taking issue with your comment. The world doesn't revolve around you. My looks are not relevant: no-one is paying to use my body for sex.

When paying good money for sex with a prostitute, her looks and her attitude to customers are very relevant. It is no reflection on what that person is like as a person since you and I will likely never meet them outside of their professional capacity. Neck woman might be a very nice person (though I doubt it). However, as a prostitute, based on her looks she will appeal to only a small section of punters, who are very welcome to her. Based on her attitude, she will appeal to an even smaller section of punters. I am trying to be nice to you as you are a newcomer.

 

[DG]

Yes I am new and maybe don't quite get the purpose of this forum. All I'm saying is if a punter wants to review a poor WG based on attitude, service, behaviour etc and even looks if they are not as advertised, then that's fine. The fact that this girl is big and obviously not to your taste, has nothing to do with the OPs ( just realised what this stands for) reason for a negative review, so why have you chosen to comment on her size and looks when the OP didn't?

[Marmalade]

because the OP was in the nature of a review but didn't mention it.

[DG]

I assume he knew how big she was when he booked so why would he mention it? Anyway I think we have both made our point. I look forward to many interesting discussions in the future.

[Marmalade]

I assume he knew how big she was when he booked so why would he mention it? Anyway I think we have both made our point. I look forward to many interesting discussions in the future.

The point is DG is that information is shared for other punters' benefit. He neither mentioned it nor gave a link. Not a problem: but it was valid and appropriate to add both. Without that, although the post was valuable, its usefulness to most other punters was very limited and they'd have to go searching. In the same way, if I miss vital facts from my own reviews I am grateful if someone else adds them. That way we all help each other.
 

[DG]

Fair dos, I agree a link would have been very helpful, but I will repeat my point, his issue wasn't with her size but her actions.

[Matrix]

Holy shit! That takes guts.

The op mentions in one of his posts that he was looking to do two girls at once.

Did you decide that if you did one twice the size, you'd save some cash?

[CooperD]

Holy shit! That takes guts.

The op mentions in one of his posts that he was looking to do two girls at once.

Did you decide that if you did one twice the size, you'd save some cash?

 

[valdishere]

Let's give her some more publicity while the troll's online

With a profile picture like that she hardly needs a spade.

Marmalade I wasn't sure if that was old style common vernacular as she was indeed a spade herself or just that she preferred our local white meat.
However I am glad to see you've now stopped using those changing women avatars of late as non would appeal to my own particular taste in prossies. Which accords with the new guy DG comment about us all having different tastes when it comes to prossies.
I've fucked so many women over the years and don't like generalisations on people types. However I have noticed a lot of fat or larger ladies have had a rather tight pussy. Whereas some lovely looking slim girls have surprisingly had the wizards sleeve!
Anyone else experienced this?

[The_Don]

Glad to say I've never had that trouble. In fact I'm pretty sure every girl I've met have left their phone out of the bedroom, so there are some decent girls out their, you seemed to have picked a wrongun mate.

Well if you have the time, please review some of these W/G?

[Drillakilla]

Marmalade I wasn't sure if that was old style common vernacular as she was indeed a spade herself or just that she preferred our local white meat.
However I am glad to see you've now stopped using those changing women avatars of late as non would appeal to my own particular taste in prossies. Which accords with the new guy DG comment about us all having different tastes when it comes to prossies.
I've fucked so many women over the years and don't like generalisations on people types. However I have noticed a lot of fat or larger ladies have had a rather tight pussy. Whereas some lovely looking slim girls have surprisingly had the wizards sleeve!
Anyone else experienced this?

Its a surprise when a fat bird has a tight fanny, personally I think it is all the fat inside her leaving little room!!

[Marmalade]

Its a surprise when a fat bird has a tight fanny, personally I think it is all the fat inside her leaving little room!!

I've had both, including a tight fanny fatty that I reviewed somewhere. But out of many hundred, as well as any anatomical factors, I don't think there is any way of generalising about fanny tightness and obesity or lack thereof. Just my opinion.

 

[DG]

Don I've put up a couple of posts from some early punts. More to follow, but they're all in Scotland mate.