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21 review(s) for -Laryssa- (21 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline tantric talents

Well I have posted on this site for a few months now and am beginning to feel guilty having availed myself of some sound review advice without payback.     So here goes. Don't know if it should be short and sweet or tell the whole story. So apologies to the quick fixers but for this one I will go for the latter.

Had some time on my hands last wet Thursday evening. Started late afternoon working my way through the top six on my HL on the off chance they may have had a cancellation. Mel, Adele, Platinum Cindy, Elsa Sweet etc No replies. Left a few messages and a few emails. Nada. Madlin Moon was out of the country too..
Almost out of desperation I used the iphone with the Location finder enabled. Up popped a number of girls within a few miles radius.
I took a sudden fancy to LaryssaReadyToPlay's profile.
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
I searched on this site for some prior and first reports looked good. Having checked my HL AW notes found her price had crept up from 120 to 150 an hour.
Seemed a bit on the high side but location was convenient so I dialled.

Comms and Location:
A rather sexy voice replied promptly and confirmed availabilty for an hour incall in Marylebone around 8 pm.
Was told to call when at Marylebone station for address. The rain persuaded me to drive. Road closed next to station. Called again. Got the address and just entered the postcode into the app. Big mistake. Should have parked and walked, as a three minute walk turned into a five minute round the bloody houses and one way streets drive. Parked in what I thought was one street away. I managed to find the right number house and then called again. She said she would open the door for me but nothing happened. Now I was getting that "what the f is going on here" feeling when the penny dropped. I really must go Specsavers as I rechecked the app and found I was in the next parallel street!
Told Laryssa who was relaxed and totally unfazed.
Three minutes later at a private ground floor house address I was being welcomed in by Laryssa. A quick peck on the lips and I was led upstairs.
Nice comfortable bedroom, discrete adequate lighting. I had showered before so did the paperwork and produced a bottle of wine. Laryssa nipped off for a couple of glasses and the fun began.

The Look :
Laryssa is a very pretty girl with a permanent and natural smile. Body is a size 8 with well formed natural and sensitive 34 b/c breasts. Lovely legs too. Tiny bit of puppy fat - I hate really skinny girls -and a small discrete tatoo. Natural fine blond hair cleanly shaved downstairs. No hint of stubble anywhere.
She likes to kiss. Boy does she like to kiss. Fortunately so do I as it's a must have turn on. Fairly deep and progressed to DFK. Fresh mouth with no evidence of smoke. Sensitive and responsive neck and ears to touch and kiss.

The Business:
Really was not sure what I wanted or needed that night but Laryssa supplied it.
Started as GFE and gradually moved into PSE and back. Her OWO was first class, sloppy and toothless. Not easy with me as I am not a small man. Moving into mutual oral, as I prefer to be doing something with my hands or mouth, being not the lay back and enjoy it type - except when I fancy a Cim grand finale. Ball licking was good and getting me really hard.
L. got wet easily and some diligent fingering was getting her quite horny too. She clearly likes anal work as a small butt plug was evident nearby.
Anal was 50 notes extra so was off the menu for me. I am not that keen anyway and it was hardly necessary as L has a nice tight vagina and some combined work with the butt plug in doggy gave her an orgasm somewhat more intense than I think she expected.
Cowgirl was well executed and L. had plenty of energy for it. With a few breaks for wine and small talk the sex continued and got progressively better.
Over the years I have developed the ability to control my orgasms and to be honest being no spring chicken do like to conserve my sexual energy if possible.
L was having none of that and insisted that I should finish spectacularly. Cim was not on offer and I did not expect it as we had briefly discussed things that affect the taste of semen, so was pleasantly surprised when she took me in her mouth uncovered and brought me to a wonderful climax.

Conclusion:
L. is a very lovely girl and a thoroughly professional escort. We went so far over time I was getting embarrassed. I figured that had amortised her price to under £100 an hour rate making her excellent VFM!
Would I revisit? Yes. certainly.




Offline backofthenet

Good inaugural review - thankyou.

Guessing you work in finance using words like 'amortise' - am I right?

LL

  • Guest
Thanks for the review.
I see from her profile that she no longer claims to be Swedish! (I thought that was bullshit and turns out it probably was).

Offline tantric talents

Good inaugural review - thankyou.

Guessing you work in finance using words like 'amortise' - am I right?

Finance? I wish :D
Nah, just lucky to have had the benefit of a broad education plus a number of mortgages over the years!

endomorph

  • Guest
When not amortised she is not particularly good value. I was very disappointed when I met Laryssa. Very average looks and not really slim. Not what I expected at £150.00 an hour. I made a polite excuse and left pronto.

Offline backofthenet

Very average looks and not really slim.

OP said a size 8 - as does her profile. What would you say?

endomorph

  • Guest
A generous 10, with a visible tum.

Offline backofthenet

I see. And you walked immediately? What excuse did you use? How did she take it?

endomorph

  • Guest
I told her she was not what I expected. She did not make a fuss.

Offline tantric talents

Can anyone explain why this other review was not automatically added to the above four? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16118.msg250633#msg250633
Besides the name change, the AW reference has remained the same!

Offline NightKid

Can anyone explain why this other review was not automatically added to the above four? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=16118.msg250633#msg250633
Besides the name change, the AW reference has remained the same!

Because the opening post/review wasn't tagged with the profile number.

Offline tantric talents

Because the opening post/review wasn't tagged with the profile number.

Thanks. That makes sense NK. Can Leekang's post be tagged after the event or is that something only Admin can do?
It would be useful if members could add a tag/link which could then tie a lot of scattered and related WG's reviews together and save a lot of time searching under changed profile names?

Offline tantric talents

Thanks for the review.
I see from her profile that she no longer claims to be Swedish! (I thought that was bullshit and turns out it probably was).

You are very welcome. Yes. She told me she was half Swedish/German and although I know a few words of Swedish and a fair bit of German, didn't think to test her as I was about to use my mouth for a different purpose.

Her voice is very soft and I thought really sexy with none of those Slavic hard edges and although one punter said he thought she was Polish I would have thought otherwise, from my not insignificant experience of Poles. But who knows... It certainly did not detract from the pleasure of the punt.

Sir_David offered a plausible explanation:
"I’m sure she’s Swedish and the reason her English may not be that good (from a Swedish school) is that she said she was brought up in Mozambique. Also, when I said ‘Nasdarovia’ (checking for Polish/Russian), she didn’t quite seem to understand"

Sometimes I wonder if it's fair for us punters to grill WGs as to their background and ethnic origins since it is not strictly relevant to the purpose of their trade and could be seen by some as potentially racist. After all, we might not necessarily want them to know everything about us either?
Saying that, when I see her again I will probe a little more deeply now that I too am a little intrigued, and will report back accordingly.

Offline tantric talents

A generous 10, with a visible tum.

Sorry Endomorph, but I really can't agree with you on her size at least not for when I met her last week. Without knowing what she was wearing when you saw her, I and several others here who have posted saw her with a lot less on, and she is most certainly a size 8. I have punted with dozens of petite size 6's which I particularly like and dozens of size 8s and 10s  plus the odd few 12s and 14s - God knows why they just use even numbers only - but I would not put her past an 8.5 tops. :hi:

Offline NightKid

Thanks. That makes sense NK. Can Leekang's post be tagged after the event or is that something only Admin can do?

Yeah, Admin can do the latter ... PM him with the link.

Sometimes I wonder if it's fair for us punters to grill WGs as to their background and ethnic origins since it is not strictly relevant to the purpose of their trade and could be seen by some as potentially racist.

It has got nothing to do with racism, but false advertising. When punters book prossies because of their ethnicity, that's usually because they want to fuck women of that particular ethnicity.
Nothing remotely unfair about that and we're perfectly within our rights to do so.

Also, I don't think any sensible punter would "grill WGs" in that sense because that makes it easier for them to lie to your face anyway, if they really wanted to hide it.
Which is why methods like language or accent checks are employed instead, much more subtle and better to conceal your intent with.

Offline tantric talents

Which is why methods like language or accent checks are employed instead, much more subtle and better to conceal your intent with.
Very good point.

endomorph

  • Guest
Maybe this size chart will help. No way did Laryssa have a waist around 24ins.


SIZE    XXS    XXS    XS    S    M    L    XL    
UK    4    6    8    10    12    14    16    18
Europe    32    34    36    38    40    42    44    46
USA / Canada    0    2    4    6    8    10    12    14
Australia / New Zealand    4    6    8    10    12    14    16    18
Scandinavian    28    30    32    34    36    38    40    42
Bust    Inches    31¾    32½    33¼    34¼    36¼    38¼    40¼    43
cm                    80.5    82.5    84.5    87.0    92.0    97.0    102.0 109.0
Waist Inches    24¾    25½    26¼    27¼    29¼    31¼    33¼    36
cm    62.5    64.5    66.5    69.0    74.0    79.0    84.0    91.0
Hips    Inches    34½    35¼    36    37    39    41    43    44¾
cm    87.5    89.5    91.5    94.0    99.0    104.0    109.0    116.0

Offline tantric talents

Well I guess we will just have to agree to disagree :hi:

Offline Bond

Saw her three times. Last time in October.

She's not skinny. But she's not fat either.

I'm back in London on Monday. And planning to see her before the clock strikes twelve  :)

password02

  • Guest
Saw her three times. Last time in October.

She's not skinny. But she's not fat either.

I'm back in London on Monday. And planning to see her before the clock strikes twelve  :)

3x in October  :thumbsup:-

Would be nice to share a review with the rest of the members?

Goofy85

  • Guest
There is no way she is fat. Not at all. And i like skinny girls. And definitely not ugly enough to walk away from. I've seen her a few times. Always a safe bet for a pleasant GFE experience.

She is actually also a dancer in Berlin, she told me.

endomorph

  • Guest
I did not say she was fat. I just did not think that she was worth £150.00 for her looks and shape. Have seen far better for less.

Goofy85

  • Guest
I did not say she was fat. I just did not think that she was worth £150.00 for her looks and shape. Have seen far better for less.

Fat was a strong word. My apologies. I should also state that I saw her when she was cheaper. I agree, I would not see her for £150. But then my budget is £130.

However at the moment I'm considering quitting punting anyway because even at £100 there are signs I am spending too much money.

Jimmybob

  • Guest
Looks like a perfect arse, can you please confirm?