Rip off agencies

[Jimmyredcab]

This agency is offering a girl called Loretta at £200 an hour ------------

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My advice ------------------ save yourself £80 by visiting her at HOD London, she is called Lara there  (£120 an hour)

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[Melb]

This is why I avoid agencies.
They don't add anything but hike the price up.

[jacksparrow11]

GentsParties, as a Party Provider rip of their clients all the time! They list 3 girls then change them at the last minute. If their ever is 3 girls in attendance, that depends on the Ratio of Men attending the Party. They also take the Piss in my Opinion with Breaks! Which personally Pisse me off! when ive paid for a 4 hour punt i expect a 4 hour punt.

[Jerboa]

This agency is offering a girl called Loretta at £200 an hour ------------

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My advice ------------------ save yourself £80 by visiting her at HOD London, she is called Lara there  (£120 an hour)

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Oh you saw my post on PN then Jimmy.  Is true that punters can save cash by a little hunting around.

[workinallweek]

This agency is offering a girl called Loretta at £200 an hour ------------

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My advice ------------------ save yourself £80 by visiting her at HOD London, she is called Lara there  (£120 an hour)

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tried jimmy ?

[eli69]

My favourite wg (pictured in my avatar) now works for an agency its the same grotty brothel but by changing themselves into an agency they have increased prices by 63% which at this time of year is stupid. She has gone din 80an hour too 130 and hour. To be fair she is actually worth 130 bit not in the shithole she works in

[1234]

This agency is offering a girl called Loretta at £200 an hour ------------

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My advice ------------------ save yourself £80 by visiting her at HOD London, she is called Lara there  (£120 an hour)

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Vixens 120 an hour...loads of choice

99 escorts....loads of choice (guess the price)

Diamonds.....

There are bargains out there for all......

Why spend an hour each way of the pilchards-in-a-tin-tube, when the lasses can come to your hotel or home?

[yumyum3]

Well spotted JRC. I am planning to see her at HOD for £60 the half hour. Never go to an agency. £200 - bah humbug!

[Jerboa]

Well spotted JRC. I am planning to see her at HOD for £60 the half hour. Never go to an agency. £200 - bah humbug!

Umm I found her first! 

[yumyum3]

Top work to you then too sir! Have you punted with her?

[Jerboa]

Top work to you then too sir! Have you punted with her?

No not yet, she has new pics now at Decadent Divas, and looks very nice, might have to go see her before she goes home to Venezuela/Brazil. 

[yumyum3]

Cheers J. Will post review here if and when I do - perhaps you'll beat me to it

[Jimmyredcab]

Well spotted JRC. I am planning to see her at HOD for £60 the half hour. Never go to an agency. £200 - bah humbug!

The real point of this thread is to silence the idiots who insist that the more you pay the better the service.

Agencies charge what they can get away with, if mugs are happy to pay over the odds then I have little sympathy for them.

[jacksparrow11]

House of Divine & LMP provide the best value for money in my Opinion for all Punters that punt in London.

[1234]

House of Divine & LMP provide the best value for money in my Opinion for all Punters that punt in London.

Maybe so, but there are loads of agencies that pop up offering escorts at 99 quid an hour or so.

Some are amazing lasses.

[Jimmyredcab]

Maybe so, but there are loads of agencies that pop up offering escorts at 99 quid an hour or so.

Some are amazing lasses.

As there are loads of agencies around at £99 an hour could you give us a link, just one will do.   

[1234]

As there are loads of agencies around at £99 an hour could you give us a link, just one will do.   

You're a demanding mod you are JRC

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[WestCountryLad]

You're a demanding mod you are JRC

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Bait & switch agency 

Didn't know Bristol's highest rated lady was working for them 

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[1234]

Bait & switch agency 

Didn't know Bristol's highest rated lady was working for them 

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What d ya expect for 99 quid....the Queen! I did see one lass from there who was outstanding......but didn't look like the lass on their site....

For abit more there are vixens escorts for 120 an hour (good for the big smoke). Tried them lots.......again good and bad....

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tried to push their prices up to 150 an hour a few months back, then to 125, now at 120.

[Jimmyredcab]

Bait & switch agency 

As my old Nan used to say to me ------------  "If it looks too good to be true it probably isn't true"   

The reviews are probably a lot of bollocks as well.

No trace of 99escorts on %%% FR system.   

[Jimmyredcab]

What d ya expect for 99 quid....the Queen!

The Queen is a bit too old for me.

I do expect the girl who is in the photo, is that so unreasonable.   

[WestCountryLad]

What d ya expect for 99 quid

Call me strange but the answer would be the girl in the photo, you know, the one I booked because I liked how she looked

[1234]

The Queen is a bit too old for me.

I do expect the girl who is in the photo, is that so unreasonable.   

Absolutely not! 

You want vixens for no bait and switch....but I have seen a few mingers from there......

From the 99 quid place one lass turned up...fucking stunning....my jaw literally hit the floor.......sometimes the sun shines on shit!

Shit, I should've booked the bristol babe!!!

I'm still waiting for the 80 quid an hour agency to open up....it'll happen sooner or later.....

[Jimmyredcab]

I'm still waiting for the 80 quid an hour agency to open up....it'll happen sooner or later.....

Don't hold you breath ------------------- but on second thoughts  -----------   

[1234]

As my old Nan used to say to me ------------  "If it looks too good to be true it probably isn't true"   

The reviews are probably a lot of bollocks as well.

No trace of 99escorts on %%% FR system.

Oh well, it must'nt be real, I'm making it up. 

BTW your nan was right......

[1234]

Call me strange but the answer would be the girl in the photo, you know, the one I booked because I liked how she looked

Call 'em and ask......just a dial away....

[Jimmyredcab]

Oh well, it must'nt be real, I'm making it up. 

I never suggested you had made anything up, just curious why such a good value agency has no reports on the %%% system ----maybe they have been banned for false reports.   

[1234]

I never suggested you had made anything up, just curious why such a good value agency has no reports on the %%% system ----maybe they have been banned for false reports.   

I've not seen anything, but not looked TBH.

I'm always on the lookout for value wherever I go, not just in punting, in everything.

I could always provide you with a link to Maxes for a zillion quid an hour and loads of FR on PN. 

In my experience independents offer better value, but they're not always available....but only if you're into Polish?Russian MILFs...I've seen dozens from gumtree and vivastreet etc......they usually charge 70-100 quid all in, and spend over the hour.

[Jimmyredcab]

I'm always on the lookout for value wherever I go, not just in punting, in everything.

Same here, but if you pay £8 for shoes in Primark don't moan when they let in water ------------ same principle with prossies, if they work for a very low rate there is normally a reason.   

[1234]

Same here, but if you pay £8 for shoes in Primark don't moan when they let in water ------------ same principle with prossies, if they work for a very low rate there is normally a reason.   

A few lasses hit very hard times and really needed the money and the lower prices get them alot of business and alot of money very quickly.

If you buy shoes at any shop, at whatever price, and they let in water I'd take 'em back to the shop as they are not fit for purpose and get your money back.  Not good value at any price, but I understand your point.

I remember seeing one blonde 30 something English lady about 10 years ago (a slim, well fit nurse at a local hospital) oop in Newcastle. She was the perfect woman in my eyes, warm, sensual...everything...she'd come to my house for an hour for 50 quid. She was brilliant, but really needed the money. She left after 6 months. Gutted I was.

I simply have never accepted lower prices mean poorer service, purely from experience...and I appreciate you're on the same page.

These days I'd argue there are alot of mingers charging silly high prices and giving the industry a very bad rep.

For the record after looking at HOD ladies, they certainly look stunners, may well be worth a trip...I've never been....I thought it was a load of PN fluffies talking shit...and I never believe a word of 'escort owned site reviews'.

[smiths]

What d ya expect for 99 quid....the Queen! I did see one lass from there who was outstanding......but didn't look like the lass on their site....

For abit more there are vixens escorts for 120 an hour (good for the big smoke). Tried them lots.......again good and bad....

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tried to push their prices up to 150 an hour a few months back, then to 125, now at 120.

For £99 quid or indeed any money i am looking to spend i expect honesty, the cost is irrelevant to that.
Vixens were the Agency in 2009 who were advertising the pornstar Anjali Kara as working Outcall with them. When i rang the guy gave me the biggest load of old bollocks about her not wanting to advertise the fact as she was trying to keep it quiet. (as though, thats the selling point). Her name and pictures were on their site, bullshit, Anjali Kara for £125 an hour Outcall. She happens to be a smart businesswoman in reality having a business interest in Killergram films, she is minted and certainly wouldnt work for that small amount. The guy answering the phone was a very unconvincing liar, i know bullshit when i hear it and this guy had a lot of it.

In addition to that Vixens has 33 FRs on Pnet, 20 yes 20 are nos an appalling FR record and there was a thread about them on Pnet confirming their bait and switching which i posted the above on, Jerboa might recall the thread. A well dodgy outfit of lying arseholes.

[smiths]

Same here, but if you pay £8 for shoes in Primark don't moan when they let in water ------------ same principle with prossies, if they work for a very low rate there is normally a reason.   

Quick money in a fast time is what sometimes happens. They put uo a A/W profile and do a month or six weeks, work as much as they can and go back home to Hungary or wherever.

As Steve has shown there are good WGs as well as bad out there at from £60 an hour and i have had a number of good punts at £70 an hour. Treat with suspicion though of course and be ready to walk.

[1234]

Never heard of her....

I've used Vixens loads of times and never had one lady that was not as advertised. 

Though I don't go for young 'uns or wannabee models. 

If you want honesty in the sex industry though, goodluck with that.

One Russian mature lady they sent was a great masseuse and great kinky sex techniques...but she was at least 10 years older than advertised.....just how I like 'em.
 

For £99 quid or indeed any money i am looking to spend i expect honesty, the cost is irrelevant to that.
Vixens were the Agency in 2009 who were advertising the pornstar Anjali Kara as working Outcall with them. When i rang the guy gave me the biggest load of old bollocks about her not wanting to advertise the fact as she was trying to keep it quiet. (as though, thats the selling point). Her name and pictures were on their site, bullshit, Anjali Kara for £125 an hour Outcall. She happens to be a smart businesswoman in reality having a business interest in Killergram films, she is minted and certainly wouldnt work for that small amount. The guy answering the phone was a very unconvincing liar, i know bullshit when i hear it and this guy had a lot of it.

In addition to that Vixens has 33 FRs on Pnet, 20 yes 20 are nos an appalling FR record and there was a thread about them on Pnet confirming their bait and switching which i posted the above on, Jerboa might recall the thread. A well dodgy outfit of lying arseholes.

[smiths]

Never heard of her....

I've used Vixens loads of times and never had one lady that was not as advertised. 

Though I don't go for young 'uns or wannabee models. 

If you want honesty in the sex industry though, goodluck with that.

One Russian mature lady they sent was a great masseuse and great kinky sex techniques...but she was at least 10 years older than advertised.....just how I like 'em.
 

She was a well known top pornstar. I find honesty by doing my research, the evidence we have which are FRs and threads/posts about Vixens show them to be lying arseholes and the guy i spoke to was a total lying cunt.

 I dont trust them and 20 negative FRs out of 33 is a diabolically bad FR record showing what standard they offer punters. You stick to who you like thats your business but this shower of shit will never get my business.

[jacksparrow11]

In the past i have booked Kerry Louise, but Photogirls messed up the booking twice! I got to Nottingham Station & Kerry had agreed to meet me, but didnt show. I phoned the Agency & they said that she was not Feelling well!

I said to the Photogirls receptionist it as a shame that she did not tell me this before i left London.

When i booked in London, They said she was poorly again. Their Loss £350 a time lost. I went too HOD & punted with Leanne for 2 hours & still walked out with change.

[Jimmyredcab]

Quick money in a fast time is what sometimes happens. They put uo a A/W profile and do a month or six weeks, work as much as they can and go back home to Hungary or wherever.

As Steve has shown there are good WGs as well as bad out there at from £60 an hour and i have had a number of good punts at £70 an hour. Treat with suspicion though of course and be ready to walk.

Yes but when a girl works for an agency charging £99 she will have to shag a lot of geezers to earn big bucks, by the time the pimp and the driver take their whack there is not much left.

I fully respect Steve if he can find good punts at 60-70 an hour however I prefer to not go below £100.

[1234]

She was a well known top pornstar. I find honesty by doing my research, the evidence we have which are FRs and threads/posts about Vixens show them to be lying arseholes and the guy i spoke to was a total lying cunt.

 I dont trust them and 20 negative FRs out of 33 is a diabolically bad FR record showing what standard they offer punters. You stick to who you like thats your business but this shower of shit will never get my business.

I remember one young lass who came an hour late in the middle of the day (she still works there now), and she was shit. A few others too...but I also had some great lasses from there.

I don't believe half the FRs except from very well known punters.

I've also had some mingers from a couple of my favourite agencies, so it's swings and roundabouts. I've never known an agency receptionist (I've only ever spoken to ladies at Vixens) to be totally honest.

[1234]

Yes but when a girl works for an agency charging £99 she will have to shag a lot of geezers to earn big bucks, by the time the pimp and the driver take their whack there is not much left.

I fully respect Steve if he can find good punts at 60-70 an hour however I prefer to not go below £100.

Dunno if all lasses want big bucks, just enough to get on their feet. The mature Russian lass I saw from there loads has has since been on a number of more exclusive sites (but I ain't paying 250 quid an hour).

The punters now enjoying her are paying twice I was, but I'm sure they think they're getting 'exclusivity' due to the price tag.

[Jerboa]

What d ya expect for 99 quid....the Queen! I did see one lass from there who was outstanding......but didn't look like the lass on their site....

For abit more there are vixens escorts for 120 an hour (good for the big smoke). Tried them lots.......again good and bad....

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tried to push their prices up to 150 an hour a few months back, then to 125, now at 120.

The 99 site has fake profiles, the first one I tineyed, Crystal External Link/Members Only Is In fact US softcore model and Penthouse pet of the year '08 Erica Ellyson,

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Also with Vixens I have heard reports of the girl charging extras once In the room.

[Jerboa]

For £99 quid or indeed any money i am looking to spend i expect honesty, the cost is irrelevant to that.
Vixens were the Agency in 2009 who were advertising the pornstar Anjali Kara as working Outcall with them. When i rang the guy gave me the biggest load of old bollocks about her not wanting to advertise the fact as she was trying to keep it quiet. (as though, thats the selling point). Her name and pictures were on their site, bullshit, Anjali Kara for £125 an hour Outcall. She happens to be a smart businesswoman in reality having a business interest in Killergram films, she is minted and certainly wouldnt work for that small amount. The guy answering the phone was a very unconvincing liar, i know bullshit when i hear it and this guy had a lot of it.

In addition to that Vixens has 33 FRs on Pnet, 20 yes 20 are nos an appalling FR record and there was a thread about them on Pnet confirming their bait and switching which i posted the above on, Jerboa might recall the thread. A well dodgy outfit of lying arseholes.

Yes I do remember that thread, utter farce that the owner of Killergram would be hustling her booty for £125.  External Link/Members Only

But they do have some genuine models like Smiths fav Katie Kaliana,  and Jet Black who Is Caprice on Vixens, not great reports for her though.

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[jacksparrow11]

This particular agency has too many Silent Directors of other establishments running it!   Thats why they are trying to take us for mugs. We are not Mugs & discuss many agencies & Fakes on this site.

Unlike other sites where you try & complain about certain providers & the posts get taken down!

[smiths]

Yes I do remember that thread, utter farce that the owner of Killergram would be hustling her booty for £125.  External Link/Members Only

But they do have some genuine models like Smiths fav Katie Kaliana,  and Jet Black who Is Caprice on Vixens, not great reports for her though.

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Katie Kaliana aka Katie Weale. What a diabolical harridan. 

[Jerboa]

Katie Kaliana aka Katie Weale. What a diabolical harridan. 

If you had to make the choice of shagging Katie or shagging Harriet Harmen which one would you do? 

[jacksparrow11]

No Choice, but id love too have a go on Caroline Flint 

[smiths]

If you had to make the choice of shagging Katie or shagging Harriet Harmen which one would you do? 

What a choice. It would have to be HH as i know Katie is horrific, you never know HH might be a right goer in the bedroom, horrible thought though.

[Jerboa]

What a choice. It would have to be HH as i know Katie is horrific, you never know HH might be a right goer in the bedroom, horrible thought though.

Yeah I thought so, the only time I saw Katie at GP she liked me, so maybe I could of broken her In. 

[1234]

Escorts charging extra for discretionary services such as OWO/CIM 

Well I never..... 


You are indeed correct, i had to pay an extra 10 quid for CIM of a 30ish year old Polish lass from Vixens.

I'd say the majority of the ladies I have seen do extra services for extra money.....it really takes their earnings from say, 50 quid a punt to 70-90 quid a 1 houri-ish punt, cash in hand.

Not bad for the ladies afterall.

I'd never ever use the likes of Maxes Angels and their ilk...a complete and utter waste of money. The WGs say they are not a charity, correctly so, but neither are punters.

But don't let facts get in the way of only ever paying WGs 250 quid an hour or more.

The 99 site has fake profiles, the first one I tineyed, Crystal External Link/Members Only Is In fact US softcore model and Penthouse pet of the year '08 Erica Ellyson,

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Also with Vixens I have heard reports of the girl charging extras once In the room.

[1234]

Are you talking about Vixens......whatever they do I've had a mixed bag, and probably no different from the 250 an hour agencies.

But it's good the truth can be outed here...if punters have had a shit time, say so......

Don't get me started on Night and Day escorts........fucking hell!!!

Cheap = affirmative
Mingers = affirmative*

*Based on my limited experience of seeing a chubby thai 'lady' who was shit and a 40 ish, really tall English lass, arrived high as a kite and I paid her to leave on the doorstep. If I'd seen their best ladies maybe I'd be a fan....

Others may know differently.

If punters want a cheap outcall to their house/hotel, I'd check out the oriental visiting massage......someitmes advetised in gumtree ....though avoid the scammers....again this takes practice. I've seen alot of Chinese lasses (i once had three lovely ladies turn up on my doorstep) from Gumtree. A Chinese lad in his little Nissan micra used to bring the ladies around....quite cute really, very amateur, but some of his lasses were amazing. 

This particular agency has too many Silent Directors of other establishments running it!   Thats why they are trying to take us for mugs. We are not Mugs & discuss many agencies & Fakes on this site.

Unlike other sites where you try & complain about certain providers & the posts get taken down!

[1234]

The Vixens report (which I hadn't seen until now) is a one time reporter but the report itself rings true IMO.

'...Clearly cant recommend her - while her body looks good you will soon be turned off by her attitude. I had used Vixens before and had some great girls I had a lot of fun with, and others which were very average.....'

I'd say report was 100% genuine.

I saw a Mexican lass from there (she is still there) with a similar attitude....and she tried to hold my cock as I entered her.......whoooaaaahh!

Dreadful...scam artist lasses giving others a bad rep. Welcome to punting.....

Yes I do remember that thread, utter farce that the owner of Killergram would be hustling her booty for £125.  External Link/Members Only

But they do have some genuine models like Smiths fav Katie Kaliana,  and Jet Black who Is Caprice on Vixens, not great reports for her though.

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[Melb]

I must admit I have been tempted by the cheap end of the market. Called a girl who advertised for £50 ph, she said she was 18 with a slim schoolgirl figure. Nice dirty chat on the phone.

She turned out to be a 40 year old chav with saggy tits.
Me "Oh god, I'm not staying - sorry"
She "But, on the phone, you said you were going to suck my tits dry and shag my brains out"
Me "Looks like someone already did"

Yes, I know it's old but couldn't resist. Hope it makes someone laugh.