Author Topic: Enya Thai Battersea/Clapham Junction: what an old bag on the phone  (Read 3063 times)

yumyum3

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Just had a horrendously irritating time trying to visit this place after the recommendation from SWLondon, who I know is a genuine punter so no disrespect meant.
I called them this morning and tried to have a conversation with a woman who can barely speak English but is so ignorant that she works on the assumption that it is the clear English speaker's fault for not listening or not speaking properly if she can't understand.
She told me to call back before I set off. This is about all I understood of the initial conversation.
Despite my gut instinct with her attitude, I called again not long ago. Things got worse. She tried to tell me to get to Clapham Junction and then call. Not wanting my time wasted, I asked her to text me the address as I was about to set off. So she says: "you listen!" I did and she says: "you know pow rod?" I knew she meant Plough Road and said yes, but things were already getting awkward as she's almost unintelligible. I kept asking her just to give me the address as I would find it but no go. She shouted more unintelligible garbage down the phone until I could make out she was asking me if I knew the primary school: "No", I told her: "You say you know pow rod!" she screeched. "Yes", I said, but I can't hear the rest of what you are saying because I can't understand you. This went on going round in circles for about another 30 seconds or so and then she hung up on me.
If her attitude and stupidity are anything to go by I would avoid the place if I were you. I'll never know because I couldn't even get the fucking address.
BTW, she's going in Frank's "Cunts" Thread.  :angry: :mad:  :wackogirl:
Sorry SWLondon, I tried my best and I wasn't rude.

Offline drwho

Ha ha, yes this chimes with my experience.

I planned to try them out for the first time on the way back from a work do in town.
My repeated calls just got a wierd voicemail
"Plough Road.....Plough Road....Clapham Junction"

I was heading out thinking to just go home but gave one last try -and got an answer.
Only this time I was sat on a crowded train not really wanting to ask my typical questions
(Full service? Kissing included? Cum twice?)

Established I would call back. 20 minutes later on plough rd the same pre recorded message on the line.
Then got through to an irate and only partially intelligible Thai woman who seemed very pissed off and accused me of standing her up earlier (all of 30 mins ago)
She hung up, I tried again a few times. When I got to speak again it seems like they didn't have any availability anyway. I was told in no uncertain terms to not call back.
The accusations made it feel like being mixed up in a case of mistaken identity.

Bizarre

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What's her number, got to ring her up and have a laugh, As if she will ruv me rong time big boi

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What's her number, got to ring her up and have a laugh, As if she will ruv me rong time big boi
She'll probably just hang up on you. A stupid, miserable, old bag  :wackogirl:
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Just had a horrendously irritating time trying to visit this place after the recommendation from SWLondon, who I know is a genuine punter so no disrespect meant.
I called them this morning and tried to have a conversation with a woman who can barely speak English but is so ignorant that she works on the assumption that it is the clear English speaker's fault for not listening or not speaking properly if she can't understand.
She told me to call back before I set off. This is about all I understood of the initial conversation.
Despite my gut instinct with her attitude, I called again not long ago. Things got worse. She tried to tell me to get to Clapham Junction and then call. Not wanting my time wasted, I asked her to text me the address as I was about to set off. So she says: "you listen!" I did and she says: "you know pow rod?" I knew she meant Plough Road and said yes, but things were already getting awkward as she's almost unintelligible. I kept asking her just to give me the address as I would find it but no go. She shouted more unintelligible garbage down the phone until I could make out she was asking me if I knew the primary school: "No", I told her: "You say you know pow rod!" she screeched. "Yes", I said, but I can't hear the rest of what you are saying because I can't understand you. This went on going round in circles for about another 30 seconds or so and then she hung up on me.
If her attitude and stupidity are anything to go by I would avoid the place if I were you. I'll never know because I couldn't even get the fucking address.
BTW, she's going in Frank's "Cunts" Thread.  :angry: :mad:  :wackogirl:
Sorry SWLondon, I tried my best and I wasn't rude.

Sorry to hear about this mate but at least you knew she was a waste of space and didnt give her any money. ;)

Offline BuridansAss

 :lol: I'm Oriental and even I couldn't understand the old hag on the phone... "Egg fly lie" anyone?

Offline kowalski

Why you no rissen you stupid irriot.

Pompoy123

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yep I had the same thing happen to me but I persevered on on getting to the place was greeted by a TS maid and a ladyboy WG. The made accused me of also standing her up earlier. I did not part with my cash and did a moon walk out of the place after arguing with her to unlock the gate. Not for me but if you like a Ladyboy why not give it a go ;) 

Offline Deepstroker

Hahahaha..this is so funny. Its good to hear experienced punters telling them how it is and "moon walking"...i must ring her next time i have had a couple of Brandys..