This is my first ever review, I've been punting for 20 years.
I'm a long time lurker both here and PN and have decided to get involved.
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This was a last minute punt. I had attempted to meet someone else but they were not available. So Sasha was my plan B. Really not my type, but Dorset is a bit sparse, and she has good reviews. I called the number on her aw profile. She picked up but let me speak first.
Comms
First class, short chat on the phone approximately 2 hours before the meet and then everything else arranged by text (about 3). She sent me her address when I was close to her house.
Address
Immaculate. Clean, smelt good. 3 large dogs there. She said she was an interior designer. Nice house.
She offered me a drink, I had a beer.
Looks
She was immaculate, clean and smelling nice. Dressed in sexy platform shoes, white stockings and matching white bra and thong. Her photos are heavily photoshopped, but they are pretty accurate. She has gone all out for the Barbie look and has pretty much achieved it. Very petite, massive perfectly shaped tits with good suck able nipples. Arse is very small with no meat on it. Fake long blonde hair and facial plastic surgery. Proper plastic. She is very petite with ages skin from sun beds or some weird tanning injection.
She looks a more fake than her pictures (it's usually the other way round).
I'm rubbish with age, but I'd guess late 30's early 40's. Her skin is not taut although she looks physically fit.
I must admit that she is so fake looking I almost laughed when I saw her. Her most accurate picture is this one, but her eyes are a lot smaller.
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Everything was on offer. She was really laid back and easy going.
Started off nexking me pornstar style whistle making a really annoying moaning noise. However it did the trick as my rod was like iron in a milli second. Dfk for sometime whilst she was rubbing my cock I then removed her bra and started sucking those tits. Their were pretty hard and looked pretty weird in the flesh.
My cock was out she sucked it whilst I stood. Then she pushed me on to the bed yanked my jeans off and gave me more owo. The favour was returned, very moist. She worked her clit and it's 50/50 that she had an orgasm. Who knows who cares.
We then fucked (no lube, she's ones of those naturally moist ones) missionary, doggy, spoons. All viewed in a massive mirror. We finished off in cowboy which was pretty awesome and I annoyingly came in the dunky.
Afterwards we lay on the bed chatting. She is a really cool nice lady. Spoke about herself a lot which I suppose is a learnt skill so she doesn't have to hear bullshit from punters.
Round two was attempted. Prolonged oral and adoggy pounding but no fire works.
Summary
Comms 10/10
Attitude 10/10
Services 10/10
Looks 9/10 if you like comic cartoon barbies 4/10 if you don't.
Return NO
Weird I Know, because the numbers look good on paper. But she doesn't add up to the sum of her parts and is not worth £180. The main reason for not returning (besides cash) is that I have had better punts for less than half the price. This is the most I have ever paid and is not even in my top 30 shags. I suppose ultimately cause I didn't fancy her. But also because it wasn't a horny filthy shag like I was expecting. It was all very routine, chatting about work etc rather than having a filthy frantic fucking time. I was compelled to write a review because I wouldn't want people to have a boring experience like I did.
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