Saturday Laugh - He's Back on AdultWork LOL!

[Dave2014]

NEVER fails to crack me up reading this guy's profile. I know some of you lads know him (apparently he was on here before my time) but it is always hilarious:

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[yorkshire123]

I do believe you may have a little man crush on young Abdul 

[SirFrank]

Puntico your avatars make me want to vomit.

I love his A-Z though. It's like D I S C O only more extensive. I also love how all is feedback is from those offering services.

[Dani]

well at least he has stopped blogging about how his family pick on him.  His sister bullies him and his Mum and Dad don't understand him and are horrible to him even though he still lives in his parents house.
His blogs used to have me crying with laughter as a full grown man was whinging about being bullied at home yet refused to move out and get his own place
he has also it seems stopped sending random emails begging for a date as he will make a great husband

This guy has serious mental health issues and really is not all there

[a10]

This guy has serious mental health issues and really is not all there

Touch harsh Dani, how about "socially awkward" instead? After all most of his posts on here were understandable at least. There are other members of this forum that seem more unstable than poor old Mr A ever did

[Sedlmayer]

Touch harsh Dani, how about "socially awkward" instead? After all most of his posts on here were understandable at least. There are other members of this forum that seem more unstable than poor old Mr A ever did

You sure......???

[Dave2014]

Puntico your avatars make me want to vomit.

Me too! 

[a10]

You sure......???

Once you got the hang of his vernacular, sure

[Trevor12]

  Such a strage fellow (understatement, I know). He seems quite harmless though.

[charming_red]

Puntico your avatars make me want to vomit.

I second this.

Some of them are just grotesque and scary. Don't know what his intention is.

Puntico - please stop it 

[Trevor12]

Don't know what his intention is.

Puntico, I may be wrong, but is it showcasing the fine specimens that prossies may end up fucking?

[Trevor12]

Abdul should contact C4 about participating in the next series of The Undateables.

[Dave2014]

Puntico, I may be wrong, but is it showcasing the fine specimens that prossies may end up fucking?

I haven't really thought much about it, but you might be right. I once read SAAFE and saw that a lot of WGs bitch about how some punters look. I suppose I was subconsciously parodying that sentiment with Avatars so as to leave them wondering if some of the Avatars are real and they should expect the next knock at the door to be one of them 

[Jeremy]

I agree with Dani, not trying to sound edgy or harsh but it really seems that this guy has some sort of mental health problem. From the way (during his time on here) various member's insults and criticism didn't really seem to take root in his mind, and these strangely elaborate, almost childishly worded profiles of his.

Doesn't stop it all being a laugh to read though

[madeinwales56]

The bloke is a complete fucking fruit loop.

[SirFrank]

I haven't really thought much about it, but you might be right. I once read SAAFE and saw that a lot of WGs bitch about how some punters look. I suppose I was subconsciously parodying that sentiment with Avatars so as to leave them wondering if some of the Avatars are real and they should expect the next knock at the door to be one of them 

I've got to be honest if I was on the game and I opened the door and the bloke in any of your avatars appeared I'd say listen pal you couldn't possibly pay me enough to fuck you. Here's a bag, stick it over your head, fuck off and don't frighten the neighbours on the way out.

I bet it's all ironic though and you're a regular Burt Reynolds in real life.

[Dani]

Touch harsh Dani, how about "socially awkward" instead? After all most of his posts on here were understandable at least. There are other members of this forum that seem more unstable than poor old Mr A ever did

Not harsh at all.  I was on the receiving end of some of his emails a few years ago when I used to tour that area so I can happily say mental health issues.  Begging to marry him so his family wouldn't bully him or take his money for rent anymore, coming out with what he expects his wife to do sexually for him at least once a day, then emailing later to say he was crying as he missed me/whomever else he was copy and pasting the emails too yet had never met him to be missed.  How if you did not reply within around 10 minutes to his emails he would send screaming tantrum ones to the point he ended up blocked.  he is an absolute nutjob.  His different personalities on here are pretty much how he seems in emails he goes from one extreme to the other

[Dave2014]

I bet it's all ironic though and you're a regular Burt Reynolds in real life.

Exactly. I suppose it's like those guys who are so powerful in their real lives, they want to be dominated and humiliated by a dominatrix in their private moments. I'm a good looking bastard in real life, so I have an urge to pretend not to be on here.

It's all just a bit of fun. 

[SirFrank]

Exactly. I suppose it's like those guys who are so powerful in their real lives, they want to be dominated and humiliated by a dominatrix in their private moments. I'm a good looking bastard in real life, so I have an urge to pretend not to be on here.

It's all just a bit of fun. 

I fucking knew it you handsome bastard 

[rnrn636]

Is he really a real person?

Surely that is someone taking the piss? I tried to read his blog but it's that cringe worthy that I could not go on. If he is a real person then he has not been taking his medication properly

[Dave2014]

I fucking knew it you handsome bastard 

 

[Matium]

NEVER fails to crack me up reading this guy's profile. I know some of you lads know him (apparently he was on here before my time) but it is always hilarious:

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His real name is Abdul and we love him here on UKP (Not)

 

[jcdmj12]

I've got to be honest if I was on the game and I opened the door and the bloke in any of your avatars appeared I'd say listen pal you couldn't possibly pay me enough to fuck you. Here's a bag, stick it over your head, fuck off and don't frighten the neighbours on the way out.

I bet it's all ironic though and you're a regular Burt Reynolds in real life.

You'd have a job - that's an anencephalic baby in his photo.  Born without most of the brain missing.  They don't live beyond a few days.  They are mostly aborted when it's picked up on ultrasound, thankfully.

[LL]

You'd have a job - that's an anencephalic baby in his photo.  Born without most of the brain missing.  They don't live beyond a few days.  They are mostly aborted when it's picked up on ultrasound, thankfully.

That's actually quite unsettling then that he would chose such an image for his avatar.  Hardly funny is it?  Puntico you must be due for a new avatar pic by now anyway.

[Dave2014]

That's actually quite unsettling then that he would chose such an image for his avatar.  Hardly funny is it?  Puntico you must be due for a new avatar pic by now anyway.

I had no idea it was that. Just googled it. I actually found it on a horror film review website and thought it was a plasticine model. Changed it. Thanks for letting me know!

[StPunt]

well he mentions being muslim yet his blogs show that he celebrates christmas...maybe a slip up there and it is just someone taking the piss

[greychap]

This Abdul is a genuine escort....?

It all seems very very odd reading his profile well a bit of it as I have not got all year and it goes on and on and on.

If he is a genuine escort what kind of women book him, he sounds mad as a hatter.

[Anallover6969]

well he mentions being muslim yet his blogs show that he celebrates christmas...maybe a slip up there and it is just someone taking the piss

You actually red all of it?

I skimmed the 1st couple of lines and gave up. Maybe I'll read a bit more if this West Ham match doesn't liven.

[Trevor12]

This Abdul is a genuine escort....?

It all seems very very odd reading his profile well a bit of it as I have not got all year and it goes on and on and on.

If he is a genuine escort what kind of women book him, he sounds mad as a hatter.

All his feedback is from people offering services, so he's the one paying paying.

[riskytimes]

fuk and wit comes to mind lol !!!!

[StPunt]

You actually red all of it?

nah not really mate just skimmed through. looks like islams answer to mr bean.

[greychap]

All his feedback is from people offering services, so he's the one paying paying.

Did not notice that so that is why he has all that feedback, so basically he is a punter and attention seeking no doubt for the role of the escort.

I thought what kind of women would want to shag him let alone pay him too.

[cueball]

He's a bloody punter with an aw profile like something out of e-fuckin-harmony, does he not realise to get a fuck on aw all he has to do is have the right money, have a wash (not compulsory it would seem with all) and be on time. The bloody flannel in his profile just goes on and on, loony

[jcdmj12]

I had no idea it was that. Just googled it. I actually found it on a horror film review website and thought it was a plasticine model. Changed it. Thanks for letting me know!

Yeah, quite a few of these "shock images" are birth or developmental deformities. Harlequin Ichthyosis is another gruesome looking one.  Personally, they don't make me feel revolted, just very very sad, as I can imagine how much pain and anguish is caused to all involved when births turn out like that.