I'm sure no-one else thinks it's fucking weird when a poster with no posts comes on asking casually haha "oh has anyone seen..... {insert someone fat old not very amazing but desperate to brush the dust off her barely used phone and can probably still work a computer long enough to type . . . has anyone . . .}
what a wank. have you tried putting a notice in the greengrocers? you might use a piece from the inside of a cornflakes packet "Unimaginative old slag, milf you'd love to fuck (not), slightly losing it and can't remember which year she was born, experienced at taking the piss but needs donations to buy an advert after getting heckled on genuine punters site"
special offer: will remove dentures for gammy-job on request