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Author Topic: Helena's adventure - Hackney  (Read 4359 times)


19 review(s) for Helena's adventure (18 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline tuanjim

I've seen Helena three times and each session is better than the last. She's an extremely sexy, intelligent and passionate woman. I rank her among the top two or three escorts I've seen in London.

Comminications are straightforward and her flat in Hackney is easy to find. She works from home, which is a tidy studio filled with books. (She has a cat, which she keeps in a carrier when she has guests.) She's from Poland and has a slight accent, but she's easy and fun to talk to, without any of the weary cynicism that you find in a lot of women in her position. She's a very pretty, almost elegant, blonde with nice-sized breasts and a full bottom. In her mid 20s.

During my last visit, she offered me tea, and we started with a role play scenario, based on a job interview. She wore a black blouse, skirt and stockings. Things heated up quickly and we got so turned on that we were soon fucking fully dressed, with just my fly open and her panties off. After a break (and some undressing) we moved on to round two, starting with lots of oral, then more sex in several positions. Then following some more chatting, we went at it again. Usually by the third round I'm getting pretty wobbly and unsure about making it to the finish line, but not this time - I felt great and had no trouble finishing. She seemed to to be enjoying herself as well and came multiple times. She's not a clock watcher, but after 90 minutes I had to be going. I showered in her clean bathroom and left a happy man.

I honestly have nothing negative to say. One of the best punting experiences I've had.

Link: https://www.adultwork.com/2206003 or https://www.adultwork.com/helena%27s+adventure


19 review(s) found for Helena's adventure linked to in above post (18 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline BeesKnees

Thanks for the review. She is somehow on my HL already but wasn't a priority as I don't think she logged in since 2nd week of December. Good to know she's about.

According to the profile, she's British but originally from Poland. Does that just mean she's a permanent resident now?

Offline tuanjim

I don't know her legal status -  I didn't ask to see her papers - and nationality isn't something I'm hung up on.

She told me she didn't work for a few months, which ended recently, and is planning on traveling this summer. But she's here and working now.


Offline tazz

No CIM or OWO which is a massive downer for me.

Offline west8

No CIM or OWO which is a massive downer for me.

I wonder if that preference recently changed, or whether she is simply highly selective in her service provision.


For instance,

Her DFK, RO and OWO are very,very good.  Sex was again very good. Lots of positions and variations. Two pops.  All the time Helena is connecting with you, either through eye contact or kissing.  The punt over ran, she is not a clock watcher.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=38084.0


Anyone else who has met her recently care to comment please?

Offline west8

Don't bother with the PG either .. only image worth seeing is this one:


Offline tazadoner

Managed to see her last week as she was local to me. No OWO and CIM as stated in her profile. It was an ok punt. Had a good conversation but i felt kinda stupid after that as it was on paid time(conversation time obviously is included in my 1 hour meeting). Her dfk is slow and more of lip kissing. Her selling point would be her personality. For 130 per hour i think michelle, nicole or adele would be a better choice. Not sure if others agree with me but she sort of have a saggy skin. I don't really know how to explain it but as i said it was kinda saggy. Thanks west! Now i remember the tits were a bit droopy not as firm and hard as michelle or nicole and while she was on top of me she has a bit of belly fat sagging down on me.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 02:09:59 AM by tazadoner »
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Offline shagbambi

OWO is very much at discretion.  In previous reviews previous punters commentated that oral was OW and others OWO.

Offline Jimmyredcab



According to the profile, she's British but originally from Poland. Does that just mean she's a permanent resident now?

It means that she is a liar.       :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

If she was born in Poland she is not British.      :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Offline endomorph

If she has taken the tests &c. and been awarded British citizenship then she is British.
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (endomorph, esperantock)

Offline Jimmyredcab

If she has taken the tests &c. and been awarded British citizenship then she is British.

NO SHE IS NOT.        :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline endomorph

Banning reason: Multiple accounts (endomorph, esperantock)


Offline west8

If she was born in Poland she is not British.      :bomb: :bomb: :bomb:

Idiot comment of 2015. But predictable. It's just that sort of idiotic comment that one would expect of a UKIP Supporter. Shame, as UKIP do speak sense on many issues.

However, using your flawed logic: Mo Farah, GB Olympic Gold Medallist born in Somalia. Also not British then Jimmy?

Offline Jimmyredcab



However, using your flawed logic: Mo Farah, GB Olympic Gold Medallist born in Somalia. Also not British then Jimmy?

No, he is not.      :hi: :hi: :hi:

A dog could be born in a stable, that doesn't make it a racehorse.      :hi:

Offline Sedlmayer

No, he is not.      :hi: :hi: :hi:

A dog could be born in a stable, that doesn't make it a racehorse.      :hi:

They mean legally British, ie having UK citizenship. You mean ethnically British.
I have a Polish friend who now has a UK passport and citizenship - you may not agree with it, and fair enough, but it happens.

No, he is not.      :hi: :hi: :hi:

A dog could be born in a stable, that doesn't make it a racehorse.      :hi:

So only the racehorses will ever be considered British? Or is it the case that after a certain number of generations the dog can be considered British?  Is there any hope for the poor thing?

I picture this "JimmyRedCab" as a fine tall sandy eyebrowed blue eyed fellow, hale and hearty, dignified, imbued with finesse... with an impeccable lineage, every inch of his being from the telltale flared proud nostrils to the thoroughbred majesty screaming "Pedigree" - one can only look with wonder at such a man and say.... "Ah.... Breeding! Here stands a Man! Here stands... England!"


« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 05:12:40 PM by JamesRockford »

Offline tazadoner

So only the racehorses will ever be considered British? Or is it the case that after a certain number of generations the dog can be considered British?  Is there any hope for the poor thing?

I picture this "JimmyRedCab" as a fine tall sandy eyebrowed blue eyed fellow,with an impeccable lineage, every inch of his being from the telltale flared proud nostrils to the thoroughbred majesty screaming "Pedigree" - one can only look with wonder at such a man and say.... "Ah.... Breeding! Here stands a Man! Here stands... England!"

 :lol:

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A dog could be born in a stable, that doesn't make it a racehorse.      :hi:

Ah... such a mastery of the English language, so profound yet pithy. I can say without exaggeration that this man's utterances are worthy of the Immortal Bard himself!

Dare I say without undue flattery that I picture our literary friend as the racehorce itself in a Midsummer Night's Dream.
« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 05:21:56 PM by JamesRockford »

Offline Sedlmayer

Anyway...... :timeout:

No phone number displayed, not much in the way of pictures, no OWO, £130/hr for the depths of Hackney and a small student-type room  :unknown:  Something's putting me off and it's not the fact she's Polish  ;)

Offline tazadoner

Anyway...... :timeout:

No phone number displayed, not much in the way of pictures, no OWO, £130/hr for the depths of Hackney and a small student-type room  :unknown:  Something's putting me off and it's not the fact she's Polish  ;)

You might one to add in the part one SMALL SINGLE BED as well  :scare: positions can be quite limited actually

« Last Edit: January 26, 2015, 08:04:29 PM by tazadoner »
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Offline west8

No phone number displayed, not much in the way of pictures, no OWO, £130/hr for the depths of Hackney and a small student-type room  :unknown:  Something's putting me off and it's not the fact she's Polish  ;)

Strange .. her number was up last night when I posted above. Guess she doesn't like her new-found fame here on UKP.  :wackogirl:

I quite fancied the idea of doggie whilst she recited a selected Shakespeare sonnet from her library.

Only thing deterring me was the likely chance of getting shot whilst in Hackney.  :scare:

Offline tazadoner

Strange .. her number was up last night when I posted above. Guess she doesn't like her new-found fame here on UKP.  :wackogirl:

I quite fancied the idea of doggie whilst she recited a selected Shakespeare sonnet from her library.

Only thing deterring me was the likely chance of getting shot whilst in Hackney.  :scare:

 :(
« Last Edit: January 27, 2015, 12:48:45 AM by tazadoner »
Banning reason: Previously banned troll

Managed to see her last week as she was local to me. No OWO and CIM as stated in her profile. It was an ok punt. Had a good conversation but i felt kinda stupid after that as it was on paid time(conversation time obviously is included in my 1 hour meeting). Her dfk is slow and more of lip kissing. Her selling point would be her personality. For 130 per hour i think michelle, nicole or adele would be a better choice. Not sure if others agree with me but she sort of have a saggy skin. I don't really know how to explain it but as i said it was kinda saggy. Thanks west! Now i remember the tits were a bit droopy not as firm and hard as michelle or nicole and while she was on top of me she has a bit of belly fat sagging down on me.

Hey jampton, rajdunda, shahrukh welcome back to the forum.


 ;)




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