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External Link/Members OnlyLittle drama on arrival. Comms were pretty good, even though it was not Ashlee. She operates from a typical council flat close to Wood Green tube station (10 mins walking). Called her again for the door number and received a typical 5 mins of waiting request. Her Hungarian Sergei popped out of the building and texted (is it correct ?) me from his phone. I was literally standing next to him and when my phone rang, he looked at my face with a cordial winky smile
, not intimidating but a bit weird. Later on, I was greeted by another WG at the door. She was slim and wearing red outfits and had a fading playboy bunny tatto right over the bum junction line. Guided to the dim lit room designed particularly hobbits in mind and asked for the duration of my stay and payment. After the paperwork sorted, she kissed on my lips and disappeared for a minute and reappeared with her well spoken maid, who actually is a WG (
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Her: It's £10 more darling for the full service.
Me: But her profile says £70.
Her: Really ?
Me: That's what it says (showed her the profile on my iphone)
Her: Oh my God ! It's a mistake ! You booked Ash not .... ha ha ha
Ashlee and the girl came back and we all giggled together for Yvett's silly mistake. On my way to the other room the bunny girl kissed me again with an apology
. Finally I am with the right girl yay ! So pissed off with the 'bait and switch' thing these days, I kinda accepted it as a part of cheap punts.
The Girl:
She is the girl in the profile and her pics were heavily photoshopped. Has some extra bulging in the tummy area. She has tats all over her body (Tummy, back, bum, arms, shoulder, legs even on the knuckles). I think she is older than the stated age. Look-wise I will give her 6 out of 10.
Services:
She doesn't FK and CIM is an extra. Her profile says nothing I had no choice and really wanted to get straight to the point - Fuck it ! Kissing, cuddling, sex in several positions were OK. She takes part in the action and suggests positions which is good. Her OWO is fast and she grabs the cock hardly with a 2 finger pinch, which was a bit painful for me but corrected when asked. I managed to pop twice with an interval of couple of mins. Second pop was nicely done over her bum Usual chit chats were fine and her conversational English is OK. Not rushed or a clock watcher.
Conclusion: Is it a well worth punt? You decide, not to me because of the hidden costs. Will I return ? the answer is no. Because there are so many girls and better offers.
