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External Link/Members OnlyFirst off I'd like to apologize as I've done my usual and had a punt with a new girl and reviewed it significantly after the date of the punt. I have to find time to do the review when prying eyes are not around. And also after the "honeymoon" period of the punt, the desire to put a review up soon fades. All though honeymoon is definately not a word to describe how I was feeling after this punt.
I fell back into a bad habit. I had originally arranged my birthday present booking in December with Miss KDD, plenty has been said about her on this forum and I felt confident it would be a good booking. But the arranged date we had, became a date I just couldn't make because of work. So I cancelled and thought I'll just have to wait till later in the month. My birthday came around and the head down below took over. I decided to give myself a birthday punt.
Of course now all my regulars were booked, as well as any girl that I felt confident seeing because of this forum. Also, because it was all so last minute I needed it to coincide with other obligations I had, which limited the areas I could punt in. However I thought I'd found a good punt. A girl with three UK punting reviews, all generally positive was in a convienient area. So I phoned with fingers crossed and she was available. This girl was Eve Moon.
The comms were good, but they were clearly done by someone else as on my arrival the level of english had dropped as well as the knowledge of my booking. So comms was good but if you like to arrange that with the girl in question, then this would be a negative.
Now, I'll have to admit first of all, that this WG was on my hotlist, but in retrospect it was purely area related. My other booking in this area was also a negative, all though all reviews I've read on both girls were positive. They are both no longer on my hotlist, but I digress.
The location was easy to find and close the the main station in the area. As I know the area well, of course it was very easy to find. Once you know were you are going, it took all of a 5 minute casual stroll. I arrived and knocked on the door, and the customary open door with someone behind it took place.
Eve Moon is clearly the same woman as the one in the pictures. She maybe slightly older but not so much so that I was convinced the pictures were taken from a long time ago. She asked me to take off my shoes and showed me to the bedroom. The bedroom was very nice, and she has a proper massage table, which I was expecting from reviews. I do like to get massages and I had heard that hers were good. So I was looking forward to that.
Shower was offered and taken, the facilities were okay, nothing amazing but enough to do what you have too. We then got to the punt.
Facially she is attractive but in a plain way. I wouldn't call her ugly but she wouldn't turn my head on the street. Body wise, she has a bit of a belly but nothing I would complain about. Nice small breasts and a great ass. It's just a shame the service was so poor in comparison in a lacklustre sort of way.
We started with kissing, very light and tentative, no DFK at all. We undressed and continued to kiss for awhile before she grabbed me and acted surprised at how big I was. Always nice to hear but I have a feeling this was the start of a particular tactic. She moved down to give me OWO, before I had initiated it, and did this strange lick the tip and rub her fingers over my head thing. She did it a couple of times and then suggested we go to the bed. On the bed she went and got a condom and lub and put it on before continuing OW. The OW was okay in the sense that it kept me hard but did very little else for me. So I suggested 69. She tells me to be very gentle. I say okay, taking the tip on board because the best punts are the ones were at least you think the WG is enjoying it. However she positions herself so I have to really crane my neck to do anything, and is constantly moving herself away from my efforts.
Fed up of the oral completely I suggest we moved on. Cowgirl first which was okay, then Doggie style. She looked good in these positions but Cowgirl did nothing for me because she was very slow and measured in her performance, delibately not letting me get deep. Doggie was better cause I was more in control, but she still positioned herself in a way that I couldn't get in deep. So we keep at this position for awhile, when I feel the end coming. So I try to slow down. She then starts to move her hips faster, something she didn't do before. When I ask her to slow down cause I want to last a bit longer, she starts to squeeze me inside of her, eventually causing me to finish. Again, I believe this to be part of a predetermined tactic.
Not that satisfied with the punt so far, I suggest the massage. One of the reviews I had seen said she was amazing at it and amazing at hand jobs and OWO. Well I doubted the latter all ready but hoped the rest was true. Now I've had proper massages, and whilst I don't expect WG's to be at that level, someone who's AW pushes it so much, she was no better than the usual, and in fact some girls who don't even mention massages have done it a lot better.
So I give it a bit of time to see if it improves and it doesn't, so I turn my body over, fully expecting what the majority of WG's do, which is at least make the effort of a second pop. I'm the type of guy that sometimes can, sometimes can't. She took this as a cue to start getting dressed, offer me a shower and a drink of water. I mentioned that we had 15 minutes left, and she said I had to be out on the hour exactly. Now compared to what I'm used to, this was extremely rushed. My regulars would go for the second pop until I told them their efforts were futile or they suceeded. In fact that is all that I'm used to, even from relatively bad punts.
By this point I figured what's the point anyway, the handjob probably wouldn't be that great so I went and had a shower. I came back into the room to get changed and she said to me, without me prompting, "I didn't do OWO because I could taste bacteria on you, go see your GP, he'll give you pills and it will sort it out."
I just said okay and carried on getting dressed. She then followed that up with, "Also you are very big, we couldn't try again."
I finished getting dressed and left. I got home and was searching for anything about tasting bacteria because of her comment and got checked, whilst also asking the professionals if there was anything behind this. Fortunately they and my results put me at ease. But the worry I'll admit was there because of her stupid comment. Also, whilst in the right context hearing you are big is great, no girl working or not has ever said I was too big to try again and I know my size and it is from what I understand average.
I basically feel like she had decided the moment I walked in that I was getting a certain service, that she wasn't going to give me OWO, but would pretend she was going to until she tasted bacteria and also our actual intercourse would be as brief and shallow as possible and would only happen once.
What's even worse is I paid for filming, she then made sure the lights were low and she faced away from me whenever the camera was out. The footage was pointless. Fortunately I got my money back for that, as I said to her this isn't worth it during OW and showed her I deleted the footage.
Positives: Near to a station. Is the girl in the pictures.
Negatives: Worst punt I've ever had.
