External Link/Members OnlyWhen = September 2026.
Venue & Booking = Without a prior UKP check I wandered into this Thai Massage shop in Warwick in the evening. I was not aware at that moment that the shop had actually only just opened a few weeks prior. I can see on UKP there are other reviews of the 'Nutcha' brand of shops at different Midlands venues, so I assume some of the other locations have now closed but the girls, and particularly the 'Boss Lady' (as I can't recall the name she gave me) are the same. In any case after knocking on the door I was greeted by an older Thai lady, mid-40's. Fairly sexy. Traditional outfit. She led me upstairs to the top floor, everything was brand new and I was surprised to see carpet. Went into a large massage room which was all new and fresh.
Prices = Initially I had asked for 45 minutes but she said she had to close the shop soon and I was the last customer so whether we could just do 30 Minutes for £35. I agreed.
Massage = The massage started well and the lady was keen to talk and tell me about her new shop and that it had just opened and she had other shops etc. Massage was good but she was pre-occupied (which I discovered the reason why later!). However she was providing plenty of 'sexy swipes' underneath and not knowing whether this shop offered extra's or not I was warming up to the idea that more was on offer. Another customer was knocking on the door but she ignored it, but did send a message on her phone. After 15 minutes or so I flipped over and she asked if I wanted extra. I asked for the options and she said Hand Relief. I accepted but we did not discuss a price. The oil came on and the little fella got a good seeing too. She was not expecting my ejaculation which shot up into the air and she expertly moved her head back just in time. She started laughing and I apologised. She said next time she can offer more! I got cleaned up and she asked me to come back soon. She asked for £30 for the HR (so all in it would have been £65). As I did not have change I gave her £70 and asked her to keep the change.
Afterwards = 10 minutes later when I was driving out of Warwick with my freshly acquired post-massage fish and chips I saw the Boss Lady walking around the corner arm linked with a young lad, the guy who I assume was knocking on the door, and I assume he was taking here for a date/meal/drink! Good for her!
Overall = Good value for money, albiet a bit rushed, but happy enough to return and see this lady again. Nice shop and overall a positive.
