Porto - trip report

[Fookmefooku]

So folks. Currently in Porto, just finished day 1. And yes I know it's only around 8 but I've been awake since 7am the day before. Was 50/50 between here and Morocco, but doing my research, seems like there's a lot more variety here.

So, set off at midnight to make the airport. Touched down an hour early but it took an hour to get through security. After being stuck in a middle seat (damn you Ryanair), feeling stiff, sore and sorry for myself I decided to treat myself to a tantric massage while waiting for hotel check in, I had a few options, but ended up here

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I've got to say. It wasn't bad.. but it wasn't great either. None of the girls advertised were available, that's probably on me for leaving it until last minute. And maybe it's because I trusted the pictures too much. But I was sorely disappointed at the selection. Ended up with a girl named bruna. Probably mid 30s. Silicone tits and stick thin. Decided to treat myself to the Massage Special at £220 Euros and honestly? I felt ripped off. Was it erotic? Yes. Did my balls get drained? Yes. But it just felt lacking. The room was cold, the shower was tiny. They advertise and sell a luxury experience, but it's probably only just above a Chinese r&t joint back home. And that's a fraction of the price.

Later on I checked out the street scene using wikisexguide and ISG. Wandered around all the named locations, the only action seemed to be R. de Coelho Neto, nothing visible anywhere else. As in previous reports, one side with the older lasses. The other with the younger ones. Doing my rounds came across this Portuguese lass. Killer body, looked to be mid 20s, facially 7/10 but standing with the older lasses. The sort of lass that would charge around £150 an hour here. The wee brain got the better of me. £40 for a pump and dump. Took a pounding like a champ, pretty decent covered blowjob.

Here for another 4 days. Planning on seeing a few independents and my last day I have an appointment booked here
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Apart from that some other general info. I've gotten pretty good at navigating foreign public transport. Not here apparently, took me 20 minutes to figure out how to book a train ticket, there's a zone based system rather than just buying for a specific station, on the plus side. A lot of the city is walkable. Wouldn't recommend hiring a car if your in the centre. Weather at this time of year is sweltering so fellow pasty Scotsmen beware.

[Fookmefooku]

Day 2

Writing this early because I am DRAINED. What a fucking leg shaker.

Now.. despite yesterday's mishaps, I thought I'd try genuine tantrics other Porto location, because I was eyeing this lass up before the trip
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Now.. I got in the area 15 minutes earlier than my appointment and happened to see her walk in to start her shift. Let's just say the camera now takes off 20 years. In person she looks around 45ish, gave very much British smackhead vibes And after the subpar experience yesterday, I cut my losses and cancelled the appointment. Honestly I think this place would be better if they didn't advertise their massuses, like earlier. The pictures promise so much

But now fellas, the big one and honestly, I can't see it being topped on this trip.
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Also on the escort privada roster.

Price: 200 euros an hour outcall to my hotel, which already undercuts the UK market

The girl: Now.. she wasn't what I was expecting. But she was a stunner. If the pics paint an elegant classy blonde. She's more GND. It just so happens the GNDs next door are smoking hot. Claimed age of 19 is wrong. She admitted to being 23, around 5'4ish. Nice tits, top tier arse. Portuguese born and bred

The action: she's either a top tier actress or has some sort of disorder. Or maybe I'm actually that good.. it's probably the first one. But she was into it, great oral, uncovered. Couldn't take it too deep.. or that deep at all. But the technique and variety was pretty good. DFK on tap. Plenty of it. And apparently she's a sucker for a Scottish accent. Probably a timewastimg technique but she kept having me say stereotypical phrases. Then onto the main deed. The phrase that comes to mind is mechanical bull. Kept me right on edge for a good 15 minutes. Kept slowing down just when I was away to bust. Before going back at it. Oh and I was left with some nugat and sweets. That leads me to the one caveat here.

She's as mad as a hatter. Absolutely batshit crazy the stuff she was coming out with. She insisted on turning all the notes to face the same side before putting them in her colour coded wallet. Definitely some ADHD going on there.

So if you want elegant, classy and slow. Probably not your lass. If you want 100mph with some crazy however, can highly recommend