Recently visited Berlin and found some references/good reviews of this brothel so thought I’d check it out.
External Link/Members OnlyThe SetupNo real need to set anything up. Just turn up. Apparently you can call ahead to book/find out if a particular girl is working, but when I tried calling to get some basic info, I couldn’t get through. There’s no email, text or WhatsApp as far as I could find, which is a shame.
In this place, you pay for the room and then pay for the girl separately. I paid
80eur for 40 mins use of one of their rooms.
Before paying the madam, she let me know that she only had 2 girls working at that moment. She ushered them in one by one for me to appraise each one. Good for knowing ‘sort of’ what you’re going to get. First up was Angelina, a stunning 20s blonde who strutted up to me in her heels and introduced herself shaking my hand. Secondly, a timid petite brunette who sort of stood at the door, said hello and disappeared quickly. I didn’t catch her name, but I wasn’t that interested anyway.
The madam returned and after asking which girl I would like, I paid her the room fee and showed me to the room letting me know Angelina will be along shortly. Pretty cool.
The LocationRight on Bundesplatz, about 2 minute walk from the U-Bahn. The building is shared with lots of professional offices so you literally walk up to a door, press the buzzer and are let in. Really easy. I guess if another punter is currently being shown the girls, you may have to wait outside for a while. They make a point about discretion and not having punters bumping into each other.
It has to be said that the building interior and rooms you ‘rent’ really are quite nice. It’s beautifully furnished and feels really upmarket and spacious.
The GirlExternal Link/Members OnlyAs I mentioned, Angelina is a stunning blonde in her 20s, and the details on the website seem correct (natural C cup, shapely waist). She was wearing this figure-hugging mini dress with no bra, and high heels, which she looked amazing in. I think I have fairly high standards and by WG standards she was definitely a 9/10.
Angelina spoke great English, which was a relief.
At first I thought she was getting a bit frustrated with me as I got confused by the payment options, but we were soon laughing together and she was perfectly charming.
The SessionSo at Royal, the girl has a base fee (same price as the room) and then sells ‘extras’ on top. This works out quite expensive. Angelina told me that sex was included, but basically everything on top was extra. She had a GFE package at 170Eur which included body kissing, lip kissing (unsure if DFK), RO, OW and fingering. Unfortunately after room fee and her base fee I only had 140Eur left, so we dropped lip kissing. Total fee to the girl was
220Eur with the aforementioned services.
After doing the paperwork, I was shown to the shower where I could clean up. Angelina popped in a few minutes later and took me back to the room and started the timer (I’m glad shower time wasn’t included like it is with most UK WGs).
We started stood up kissing (although not on the lips!) before removing her clothes. She was making all the right noises so moved to the bed in which I gave RO and fingering for some minutes while she got plenty wet. Again more encouraging noises so condom on and switched to OW (OWO was not offered). I’m not a big oral fan, less so with a condom on, but it was pretty decent. Not the best and could have done with some eye contact.
We moved to sex in multiple position eventually in classic mish in which she whispered the fatal words ‘I want to feel you come inside me’ which caused me to explode pretty much on the spot.
Way lay together for a few minutes and she thanked me for a great time (pleasure was all mine, love!)
After that we chatted for the rest of the time which was a nice way to end the session. As I said previously, we were laughing and joking together which is much nicer than the stony silence sometimes received.
The bell rang and I was offered another shower before getting dressed and saying our goodbyes with a hug.
Madam came in on request and showed me out.
All in all, a great 40 minutes if not quite expensive.
I did thinking about returning the next day, asking if Angelina was available again (she said she might be, if I wanted to see her again). In the end Big Brain got the better of Little Brain and I decided it best to obey the number one rule of punting which is to not get attached to a WG!
If I were in Berlin again I’d definitely return however.
