External Link/Members OnlyFirst ever VS punt - looking for something in Croydon - one or two AW HL options but none were available. The VS listing disappeared the day after the meet from mid-Oct so I didn’t post a review as couldn’t add the link - however, I just spotted the ad has reappeared, so here’s the review.
TL;DR. Chaotic meet with poor service from 2 girls. On the positive side it wasn’t B&S and the girl in the ad is FAF IRL if you like them petite, toned, skinny with pumped up lips.
CommsMessaged the number in the VS ad and got a quick reply. Convenient location a short walk from E. Croydon Station. Asked if photos were real and got sent a few more via WhatsAp. She also has a WhatsApp profile pic which is fairly close to reality. TBH was thinking looked too good to be true so expecting B&S. Messaging includes pricing and services described as nude body to body massage with HJ HE - specifically says no BJ or sx. Booked 30 mins for £80.
LocationVenue is a new-build, presumably AirBnB, less than 5 mins walk from E. Croydon Station. At the discrete end of the spectrum - just a few pedestrians passing by but no pubs, shops, bus stops etc nearby and no one on the front desk. Arrived and after slight difficulty getting in - slow response once I was outside and then you have to go through several unmarked doors to get to the lift which is not well signposted - I arrived at the flat.
The girlThe door opened to a totally dark hallway and the girl in the ad - who I think said she is called Sam although her WhatsAp profile says Rachel - greeted me looking, to be fair, very sexy in a long black dress with low cut and excellent cleavage. Amazingly it is the girl in the VS ad and the WhatsAp photos. She looks nearly as good as the photos - the main negatives are overfilled lips and just a bit too skinny - more so than in photos.
The meetThere are clearly 2 rooms [or should that read Roms? ... read on, Ed] in operation - I could see a massage table in the bedroom straight ahead - I was shown into the kitchen/living room on the left with a massage table and sofa etc. Another girl was in the kitchen area - tall, decent enough looking body, not all that attractive - apparently called Lisa. Rachel/Sam speaks very good English and has even picked up a bit of a S London accent - Lisa speaks almost no English.
I was offered shower but not needed so exchanged tokens undressed and got on the table..
At some point Rachel/Sam told me that Lisa would be “helping me”. So it sounded like 4 hands and I checked that this didn’t mean extra cost. Then Rachel/Sam said she was going to leave me with Lisa - but don’t worry, I would get the BtB and HE - so I was thinking bait and switch. So Lisa continues the massage which is really just rubbing some oil into my back and legs - quite nice but not a proper massage, She then quite quickly goes for some rather crude reach-unders which TBH were not at all erotic. So at this point I’m thinking this has been a B&S.
But no, R/S comes back in and for a while it’s some 4-hand action. Then R/S asks me to turn over and says “is it OK if I take my clothes off?” - which she does. Now to be fair if you like them petite, skinny and toned her body would fall into the FAF category. I err towards that end of the spectrum, but for my taste she is just a bit too petite and slim. Quite nice enhanced boobs - not the best I’ve ever seen but top quartile - reasonably natural looking and not at all hard. But I think most of you out there would find her much too petite.
This is where it went a bit downhill - to steal from Chazz’s review the other day, she “...pumped frantically away at my poor old cock like she was trying to lift a broken-down Landrover with a leaky trolley jack.”
I’m pretty sure she asked about extras, but TBH although I would quite liked to have indulged I wasn’t really up for it with less than 10 mins remaining.
A key negative was that there was not even the slightest hint or pretence of BtB although my hands were able to roam over Sam to a reasonable degree.
Deed done - a perfunctory clean up and with a bit of time left I was wondering if that was it. As I had a train to catch and there was no sign of any further action I got up, got dressed and headed out. Door opened and lo and behold the next punter was waiting to be let in.
During the whole time I was there the two of them were yacking away to each other in a language I didn’t recognise - I was initially told Spanish then it changed to Portuguese. I’ve had quite a lot of exposure to Portuguese as I used to work with a (super hot) Portuguese girl. So I don’t think it was either Spanish or Portuguese. My guess - taking account of their looks and the production line they had going - would be Romanian.
SummaryIn summary, a borderline negative due to poor service, constant yacking, in and out of the room - just really rather chaotic. If you do go to see them you might not come away thinking it wasn’t a complete disaster so I did think about making it a low neutral given R/S is well above average fit and it, surprisingly, wasn’t a B&S.
But I think that would be too generous. I can’t give a neutral given - to repeat myself - totally chaotic nature of the meet, the constant yacking and in and out of the room, the way they were completely mechanically going through the motions, the complete absence of BtB etc etc
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