Author Topic: xEnglishashleyx - Borehamwood  (Read 1032 times)


30 review(s) for EnglishAshley (19 positive, 5 neutral, 6 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline LondonerW1

AW Profile Link: External Link/Members Only

Location: Village (Brothel :sarcastic:) Hotel, Borehamwood
Date of Meeting: September 2026
Duration: 30 Mins
Damage: £120

First Contact & Booking:
Arranging the session was straightforward enough, but the actual arrival turned into a headache. She ended up making me wait around for 20 minutes before finally getting things sorted, which immediately killed any positive anticipation.

The Environment:
A standard setup, though the delay at the start cast a shadow over the logistics.

The Hostess:
Things went downhill quickly upon entering the room. Her photos do not resemble her look at all; the pictures make her look tiny, but in reality, she is about ten times that size. Her AW profile also completely omits her age, which is a major red flag, in reality, she must be at least 40+. To top it off, she had noticeable BO which was an immediate red flag and made it incredibly difficult to get comfortable or into the right head space.

The Experience:
The entire session was completely ruined by the hygiene issues. She started off by giving me a BJ, but the smell made it hard to focus. When it came to the actual shagging, her fanny absolutely stank, awful vag stench, which was an absolute passion-killer. To make matters worse, she started getting completely grumpy during it, acting like it was hurting her. She abruptly ended the penetration, ripped off the plastic, and switched back over to a BJ to finish it off. The whole 30 minutes felt like an uncomfortable, rushed chore.

The Verdict:
A comprehensive 2/10 disappointment. Charging £120 for a brief half-hour slot only to make the client wait 20 minutes, misrepresent her appearance so drastically with outdated or deceptive photos, hide her age (which is easily 40+), present serious hygiene issues is unacceptable. A total waste of money and a terrible experience all round.

Offline simon07

Oh dear, straight red card. Hope you find a better experience  :drinks:

Offline LondonerW1

Oh dear, straight red card. Hope you find a better experience  :drinks:

A straight red card is being generous mate, that was a VAR reviewable ankle-breaker in the first minute. Bloke should've walked off the pitch before kickoff :dash: :dash:. Cheers though, fingers crossed the next one doesn't smell like a stagnant canal :D :lol:


Offline Jayden6216

I haven’t got round to making a review myself but Omg she absolutely reeked of BO and when i went into doggy it smelt like gone off Milk! This was a few months ago now. Easily the worst Meet of all time. Left after about 10mins into a 30min booking

Offline EnglishAshley

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AW Profile Link: External Link/Members Only

Location: Village (Brothel :sarcastic:) Hotel, Borehamwood
Date of Meeting: September 2026
Duration: 30 Mins
Damage: £120

First Contact & Booking:
Arranging the session was straightforward enough, but the actual arrival turned into a headache. She ended up making me wait around for 20 minutes before finally getting things sorted, which immediately killed any positive anticipation.

The Environment:
A standard setup, though the delay at the start cast a shadow over the logistics.

The Hostess:
Things went downhill quickly upon entering the room. Her photos do not resemble her look at all; the pictures make her look tiny, but in reality, she is about ten times that size. Her AW profile also completely omits her age, which is a major red flag, in reality, she must be at least 40+. To top it off, she had noticeable BO which was an immediate red flag and made it incredibly difficult to get comfortable or into the right head space.

The Experience:
The entire session was completely ruined by the hygiene issues. She started off by giving me a BJ, but the smell made it hard to focus. When it came to the actual shagging, her fanny absolutely stank, awful vag stench, which was an absolute passion-killer. To make matters worse, she started getting completely grumpy during it, acting like it was hurting her. She abruptly ended the penetration, ripped off the plastic, and switched back over to a BJ to finish it off. The whole 30 minutes felt like an uncomfortable, rushed chore.

The Verdict:
A comprehensive 2/10 disappointment. Charging £120 for a brief half-hour slot only to make the client wait 20 minutes, misrepresent her appearance so drastically with outdated or deceptive photos, hide her age (which is easily 40+), present serious hygiene issues is unacceptable. A total waste of money and a terrible experience all round.
I have asked the moderators to look into your review as I believe this to be fake. You state that I did not have my age published on my profile at that time whereas in actual fact I did  and I can proof that as I had not yet messaged adult work to take it off at that time and I have the dates of the booking and the dates of the messages to adult work. You have already been banned and I will be looking to get your details for legal proceedings for defamation of character . Also your review is very similar to the one. I had the day before . I have never had bacterial vaginosis or BO and I believe this is a spiteful attempt from another service provider that know very well .

Offline Mr Garmin

I have asked the moderators to look into your review as I believe this to be fake. You state that I did not have my age published on my profile at that time whereas in actual fact I did  and I can proof that as I had not yet messaged adult work to take it off at that time and I have the dates of the booking and the dates of the messages to adult work. You have already been banned and I will be looking to get your details for legal proceedings for defamation of character . Also your review is very similar to the one. I had the day before . I have never had bacterial vaginosis or BO and I believe this is a spiteful attempt from another service provider that know very well .

Oh shit! I can't have popcorn for breakfast :sarcastic: