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Offline hamchang

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Anyone else get put off booking a girl simply because of her chosen working name or handle on AW? Goes without saying any that has the same name as my mum is a straight no, even though I know its a fake name. Weird. Then they are the women who think they are in the 1980's and select something they think makes them sound classy and sophisticated like Veronica Debeer or Sarah Kensington-Smythe things like that - Just gives me the feeling that they expect you to be grateful to see them. Anything that implies that a actually really a sniffy cunt goes out the window as well like Goddess, or queen, or something that implies they are dominant. Weirdly it's not that I don't like dom or sub girls, but i find the ones that call themselves that in their names are not actually Dom but entitled.

Then there are the ones that have a service in the name. Too many times disappointed by girls called Throat Goat Gina or Nuru Nadia or Cumslut Carly. They rarely are or live up to the name.

On VS though I rarely read the title and only try and find any name to put into the Whatsapp message so I remember who it is I have messaged as in the sticks to get a chance of a jump within a few hours you need to message about 20 to get a response.

Probably one for a shrink. Just me though? What puts you off or turns you onto a girl about their chosen name?

Offline Nomerzypuntr

Actually names didn’t put off me but reading some reviews which is entirely opposite of their names displayed or maybe profile. Party girl No rush Full GFE Deepthroat Queen- these words maybe used as prefix or suffix with their names.

Offline hairdownthere

Anyone else get put off booking a girl simply because of her chosen working name or handle on AW? Goes without saying any that has the same name as my mum is a straight no, even though I know its a fake name. Weird. Then they are the women who think they are in the 1980's and select something they think makes them sound classy and sophisticated like Veronica Debeer or Sarah Kensington-Smythe things like that - Just gives me the feeling that they expect you to be grateful to see them. Anything that implies that a actually really a sniffy cunt goes out the window as well like Goddess, or queen, or something that implies they are dominant. Weirdly it's not that I don't like dom or sub girls, but i find the ones that call themselves that in their names are not actually Dom but entitled.

Then there are the ones that have a service in the name. Too many times disappointed by girls called Throat Goat Gina or Nuru Nadia or Cumslut Carly. They rarely are or live up to the name.

On VS though I rarely read the title and only try and find any name to put into the Whatsapp message so I remember who it is I have messaged as in the sticks to get a chance of a jump within a few hours you need to message about 20 to get a response.

Probably one for a shrink. Just me though? What puts you off or turns you onto a girl about their chosen name?

Party, Dominatrix, Mistress, Sub, Courtesan , Queen, Princess, Elite, in that order usually puts me right off.

Offline Boates

Anything that contains "Party" & "Curvy" are top of my Avoidance List.

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goes without saying any that has the same name as my mum is a straight no,

I have always avoided Dorothy for that very reason

Offline Thephoenix

I have always avoided Dorothy for that very reason

 :unknown: How come you know his mother's name?
That sounds right dodgy to me.

Offline hamchang

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Party, Dominatrix, Mistress, Sub, Courtesan , Queen, Princess, Elite, in that order usually puts me right off.

Elite. High Class.

"I am a high class international escort.... "

Yeah of course you are love. Now get back to chewing on my clinkers.

Offline infidel_castro

Elite. High Class.

"I am a high class international escort.... "

Yeah of course you are love. Now get back to chewing on my clinkers.

I get a double chuckle when one advertises herself as 'high class' but does 15 minute bookings...Can't get any more highclass than having a line of dudes at your front door waiting to pull their pants down and get sucked off for £50-60 each

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Scarlet Vice /lilith in Birmingham :vomit:

Offline RyanM92


Yeah of course you are love. Now get back to chewing on my clinkers.

This made me chuckle!  :lol: Don’t think I’ve ever heard the word “clinkers”  :hi:

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Queen, Princess or any other royal association.

Offline Gentle Jim

Queen, Princess or any other royal association.

Camilla?  Meghan?  Lilibet?


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The word "party", too much punctuation...
You don't see so much of it now, but 10-20 years ago there seem to loads of pretentious frenchfied names like Fifi la Belle. Fuck right off with that.

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It doesn't put me off, but girls trying names they think are somehow "classy" amuse me Chardonnay,  Portia (sometimes misspelled as Porscha) and so on

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The word "party", too much punctuation...
You don't see so much of it now, but 10-20 years ago there seem to loads of pretentious frenchfied names like Fifi la Belle. Fuck right off with that.

I suspect that was as a result of Belle de Jour

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...................... pretentious frenchfied names like Fifi la Belle. Fuck right off with that.

I thought that was a poodle dog character in the Beano

Offline RyanM92

Doesn’t really put me off but I just find it funny when they add “unlimited cums” in the title. Like what does that even mean?

Offline worstnameever

Girls that don't even put name in their advert, Or girls who cant decide their name who have profiles named something like Sexy_Sarah and the first line of their advert is, hi I'm Stacey and then loads of nonsense about a tour that was 6 months ago.

Offline Puntmeister

I agree with the last comment, it's those that don't put an actual name anywhere for you to address them by. Starting a message with "Hi Succulent Seductress" just seems daft. Just make a name up, I don't care what it is, just don't make me feel stupid trying to talk to you.

Other than that I don't really pay any attention to profile names, they're all just designed to try and grab your attention as you scroll through.

Offline B4bcock

Doesn’t really put me off but I just find it funny when they add “unlimited cums” in the title. Like what does that even mean?

Most SP's allow their clients only one orgasm in a 30 minute meeting and two in a 60 minute meeting.  If they advertise "unlimited cums" it should mean you are free to orgasm as much as you like (or can manage!)

Offline webpunter

Profiles that include bubbly = big unit

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Most SP's allow their clients only one orgasm in a 30 minute meeting and two in a 60 minute meeting.  If they advertise "unlimited cums" it should mean you are free to orgasm as much as you like (or can manage!)
I always laugh at this as I'm a one cum guy regardless of whether it's 15 mins or 3 hrs.

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something like

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

I mane what do you say when you phone ?

hello Posh, Hi Tarty or Is that FatArse ?

Offline webpunter

Courtesan

Things dont usually bode well
Hilarious when the SP is basing herself in a really shite location
The west end at least has some cachet to it not somewhere like Gillingham  :rolleyes:

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Offline RyanM92

Most SP's allow their clients only one orgasm in a 30 minute meeting and two in a 60 minute meeting.  If they advertise "unlimited cums" it should mean you are free to orgasm as much as you like (or can manage!)

I get the sentiment behind it. However, I'm sure if a ripe 20 year old walked in filled with testosterone and wanted to go for like 4 rounds (within an hour) the SP would most likely say no as she is human after all.

I personally think it's better when SPs in the main body set out how many orgasms they allow within a time slot. I do remember an SP mentioning in her main body something along the lines of "if you are coming here for non-stop sex then I'm not your girl.."  :D

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Offline Adoniron

Queen or Goddess turn me off.